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SecondHandJets Icon : (17 May 2013 - 02:10 PM) I found a shit load of ill strip joints about 20 min away and was just chilling there
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 02:23 PM) When I lived in Tucson I used to go to Vegas every year for Interbike. Never really liked it. Not my thing. Rather be in the mountains or on the beach or golf course. the people force handing those flyers are crazy sometimes.
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:43 PM) damn near fell asleep in the jury box lol
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:44 PM) I hope the case drags on as long as it can...trying to minimize being at work as much as possible lol
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:44 PM) I am the opposite. I say right from the get go " If its gotten to this point they must be guilty
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:45 PM) I am gone in 15 minutes everytime
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:46 PM) The judge gave me crap once but I said I was unwilling to tell a lie
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:50 PM) lmfao
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:51 PM) I come from a very political family so I dropped that card thinking that they would excuse me
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:51 PM) I was called to jury duty in AZ after I moved to WI. When I said I moved to WI they said since I still had a AZ DL and owned a home there I had to come. So I said OK come get me nad bring me to the court house. (they are required in AZ to do so if requested). Needless to say I was excused.
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:51 PM) my grandfather was a high ranking judge in NY and so is my uncle currently
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:51 PM) haha thats awesome
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:52 PM) imagine they came and got you
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:52 PM) I would not mind doing it but 40% of my income is either commision or incentive based.
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:53 PM) I already give time to the chamber and other nonprofits
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:53 PM) I would have been pissed.
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:53 PM) yeah I dont blame you
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:53 PM) Although they would have to give me a hotel room and board for that
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:53 PM) my boss is up my ass about not accepting the money they give you
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:53 PM) at least on the days I have to work
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:54 PM) said they'll find me and come arrest me lol
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:54 PM) Could have been a mini vaca
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:54 PM) Isnt it like $4 a day or something?
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:55 PM) I think in AZ it is enough for lunch or something
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:56 PM) $40 here in NYC
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:57 PM) per day
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:57 PM) What is that... Cab fare
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 04:50 PM) damn well should be
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 04:53 PM) Sounds like it may not be as bad with Goodson. I could see him ending up with a 4 game suspension for possession, the gun charges probably going to the other guy.
Jetsman05 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 05:44 PM) WHERE SHOULD I GET DINNER FROM
Jetsfan115 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 05:49 PM) i'd order a steak from idzik but he'd just give me a hamburger and try to pass it off as steak and when i cought him in the act he'd gie me a million dollars to make up for it
Jetsman05 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 05:55 PM) awesome analogy, makes a ton of sense
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 08:31 PM) Are you off your meds again 115?
SecondHandJets Icon : (17 May 2013 - 09:00 PM) 115 is hilarious
SecondHandJets Icon : (17 May 2013 - 09:00 PM) I loled
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:53 AM) Tehhhhh
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 09:28 AM) I got to work late tonight but I just wanted to say.......
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 09:28 AM) THE KNICKS!!!!
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:03 AM) THE. KNICKS.
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:14 AM) THE. KNICKS.
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:16 AM) taking my shitttt
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:44 PM) Los Knicks
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:13 PM) NUEVA YORK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 11:05 PM) THE KNICKS
Mr_Jet Icon : (Yesterday, 11:09 PM) I hope that David Stern for his last NBA Finals as commish gets a Indiana/Memphis Finals.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 10:19 PM

QUOTE (sdubb6 @ Aug 30 2005, 10:21 PM)
I know this guy just didn't go back and find this god damn topic from like months ago and bring it back to the front. Man your an idiot.


What did you call me tough guy? ignore.gif 2.gif

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 11:12 PM

play nice kids .. or this topic will be locked

and we will all mis fun stuff like this ...


http://www.bangcarto...byebyebirdy.htm
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 11:51 PM

QUOTE (CrazyHorseDave @ Aug 30 2005, 11:47 PM)
play nice kids .. or this topic will be locked

and we will all mis fun stuff like this ...
http://www.bangcarto...byebyebirdy.htm

Oh yes thats a good one. I alo like the one of Sean Taylor singing "If I Only Had a Brain".
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 11:55 PM

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 12:27 AM

QUOTE (ChadPenningtonrulez#10 @ Aug 30 2005, 11:54 PM)
What did you call me tough guy? ignore.gif  2.gif


PLEASE STOP CALLING PEOPLE POST WHORE IF YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

youve called me that twice for absolutely no reason. a post whore is someone who makes countless, meaningless posts to rack up their total or something. it doesnt apply to 99.999% of the situations you use it in.

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