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Jets win 3-1. Beat dolphins so bad that philbin isnt allowed back from england.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:37 PM) how do you block Wilkerson, Richardson, and Williams on passing downs?
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:37 PM) if he's not convicted since he has to go back to court now that his suspension is over
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:37 PM) I would like to see us use a 4 man front on passing downs. With Wilk on the the end Rich on the other end and Williams and Harrison in the middle
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:37 PM) the interior pressure we'll bring is going to be crazy
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:37 PM) and if he's in game shape
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:37 PM) Or Use Rich and Williams in the middle and put Wilk and Coples on the Ends
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:38 PM) Richardson won't be suspended this season from that
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:40 PM) This D-line reminds me of the 2011 Giants who used JPP and Tuck on the inside and Osi and Kiwanuka on the ends
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:41 PM) 4 10 sack players at 1 points in their careers and no o-line could stop them all
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:41 PM) I think this D-line will be so much better
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:43 PM) The thing that is scary is that we also have a great secondary
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:44 PM) Exactly
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:44 PM) All of our additions in the secondary look great. Darrelle Revis changes secondaries
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:44 PM) Buster Skrine has been a beast at nickel
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:45 PM) Take a sack or throw it up
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:45 PM) Marcus Gilchrist has been making plays in coverage at FS.
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:45 PM) The Island!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:45 PM) Never should have let him go
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:45 PM) We could have just taken Rich at 9
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:46 PM) but o well he is back now
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:46 PM) You got to think Revis has also never had this much talent around him
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:48 PM) all 3 of our wins we pretty much dominated in
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:48 PM) Our defense has allowed the leagues best 13 PPG
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:49 PM) We beat us against Philly
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:50 PM) 4 turnovers and a Punt return TD
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 01:58 PM) If fitz can be smart with the ball and Marshall Decker and Ivory and stay healthy I think we can beat anyone
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 02:36 PM) http://www.sun-senti...1005-story.html
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 03:16 PM) I get it to a point why everyone is making a big deal about that missed call because difference between a win and a loss but I have never seen that call made in over 30 years of watching NFL so I guarantee that none of the fans , coaches or players new the rule. Yes the refs should know all the rules but they aren't computers and it's impossible for them to remember all the 1000's of rules. Especially an old rule no one but the officials ever heard of before. 22 new officials didn't help either. It took an old long time official now retired from officiating to tell the world the rule. Everyone and the officials will remember that rule from now on after all the media
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 03:27 PM) Lions fans are b*tching like hell about it. We would be if it happened to us but I think it's a bad rule any way and should be scrapped. If the defense causes the offensive player to fumble in the end zone because the defense makes a good play I personally think it would be bullshit to give the fumbling team the ball back. If the ball went out of bounds on its own or if a player tried to recover it and the ball went out of the end zone it's not a penalty. Both cases are a touchback so I feel that giving the ball back to the offense that fumbled it because of the defense batting the ball out of the end zone if the offense recovered the ball it would be a td so it would be bullshit to give them the ball back because of a simple ball bat. Rule should really be changed
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 03:30 PM) It's ok for the offense to deliberately take a safety to prevent a TD and only give up 2 points an benefit themselves so yeah I think it is an old out of date rule that should be thrown out. If the d makes a great play they shouldn't have to give the offense the ball back because of a stupid rule
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 03:30 PM) So I'm glad it wasn't called
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 03:31 PM) Hope it's changed next year
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Today, 03:31 PM) it's been called a ton of times, they showed a montage o ESPN last night of a bunch of times it's been called
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Today, 03:33 PM) just because one player made a great play, doesn't mean you can excuse someone making a bonehead play
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Today, 03:34 PM) chancellor made a great play (remember when i wanted the jets to draft him?) but the LBer should have not illegally batted it, he could have tried to recover it or body blocked det from recovering.
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 03:34 PM) Not sure what ESPN you had on ESPN China? I left ESPN on for 2 hours after the game and I never seen this montage you say. I'm calling you out as bullshit. Show me a video of proof
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 03:38 PM) Even the old ESPN official couldn't remember an instance of it being called. It isn't the same as the offense backing out of the end zone with the ball or being sacked in the end zone for a safety. Completely different rule and situation. I've never seen it called and I watch at least 6 games at a time a week. None of the ESPN announcer players, Ray Lewis, Dilfer, or Young even knew the rule and that's over 20 years of NFL experience. Yet none of them knew or understood the rule until it was explained in detail
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 03:40 PM) I've never once seen the ball given back to to offense so I challenge you to show me this montage you claim was on. If I didn't see it for two hours I after the game I'm calling bullshit on your end
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 03:43 PM) Say whatever you want but show me proof or just leave it be because I won't believe you without a bunch of video proof. I have a hell of a memory and if it ever was called maybe once or twice in the past 30 years but no way there is some montage
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 03:48 PM) Nether coach knew the rule either and they would know more of the rules than the players and fans. If not for a retired official bringing it up it probably would've never even been brought up at all
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 03:58 PM) I highly questionable is on now and they are even saying no one knew the rule or complained until they were told the rule.
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 04:05 PM) I have seen plenty of games where defenders did knock the ball out of the end zone like the situation last night to prevent any possible touchdown not disputing that because that has happened a good many times. My point is I've never seen a flag thrown for it and the ball given to the offense. It's definitely an obsolete rule that should be thrown out. The NFL has made the rules so offensive friendly these days it's hard to play defense with out calls anymore. That is just one more bullshit rule to help the offense. Take the Jets Dolphins game for instance. Those bullshit pi calls against our defense for clearly uncatchable balls. Pi never should've never been called giving up like 60 yards on two calls and a td that never would've happened. At most they should've been 5 yard holding calls. Never would've been mad if they just called them holding calls.
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 04:06 PM) Anyway I'm tired of all these offense friendly rules these days screwing over the defenses. It's starting to get like non touch flag football for the defenses.
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 04:11 PM) You know it too. Our team has been a defensive team for well over a decade and so many bullshit calls have been called against our defense because of the new offensive friendly rules. So I say screw Detroit. I'm glad it wasn't called and a defense gets a break
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Today, 06:37 PM) call em a liar if you want, but I seen it man
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:49 AM


* Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
* Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
* Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
* It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
* Whaling is illegal.
* It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
* Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.
* People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
* No one may spit on a sidewalk.
* It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
* It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
* Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
* Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
* One may not promote a "horse tripping event".
* It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.



* If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.



* If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal.
* No person may own more than two adult cats.
* It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.
* Persons may not play catch on any city street.


* Molesting an automobile is illegal.


* It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Oklahoma City

* No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.


* Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.


* You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
* Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.


* One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
* Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
* Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.


* It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
* While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

thats awesome

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 02:09 PM

It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.

That one is my favourite. So is it okay for lesbian vibrations - I mean what is annoying about two women getting it on with each other? crazy.gif

Second favourite: People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

JetSon are you sure these are true?

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 03:25 PM

yes there is a wole website about stupid laws


i'm moving it to the man show now though

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 05:26 PM

Whaling is illegal.

Damn, I was just getting ready for my whaling trip in Oaklahoma.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 06:37 PM

i did search that on google, here are some crazy laws, some states i believe think the ice cream man is the devil:

· Indianola
· The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

Baldwin Park

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

· Belvedere
· City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

· Burlingame
· It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

· Lompoc
· It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

· Los Angeles
· Toads may not be licked.

· San Francisco
· Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

· Columbus
· Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.

· Gainesville
· Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

· Jonesboro
· It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

· Champaign
· One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.

· Galesburg
· There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.

· Mesquite
· It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

· Texarkana
· Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights

It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

· Lenoir City
· When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.


It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.

· Elkhart
· It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears

· South Bend
· It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.


All lollipops are banned.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.

Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

· Wilbur
· You may not ride an ugly horse.

· Denver
· You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
· It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 11:55 PM

hahahaha, i just did an assignment on this in school!, they are hilarious, not sure if they are real or not though

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 06:30 PM

I'd actually be very interested in knowing how the law related to Jets clothing came about. I'm trying to search lol
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