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HarlemHxC814 Icon : (03 March 2015 - 07:44 PM) Throw in Ivory/Powell or a pick
ganggreen2003 Icon : (03 March 2015 - 07:45 PM) Damn they got Shady
ganggreen2003 Icon : (03 March 2015 - 07:45 PM) Do NOT give up Ivory
ganggreen2003 Icon : (03 March 2015 - 07:45 PM) Powell ok Ivory HELL NO
ganggreen2003 Icon : (03 March 2015 - 07:50 PM) Well that definitely opens the door for CJ Spiller to the JETS now that the Jills got Shady
ROBJETS Icon : (04 March 2015 - 05:12 AM) Spiller is a joke. 99 % of the time he gets tackled for a loss or a 1 or 2 yard gain maximum. He breaks a run here and there. he had one good year in his whole career. their is a reason he is a backup and not the starter. I suggest you guys that believe Spiller has anything to offer go through the play by play game logs. I did and he is horrendous.
ROBJETS Icon : (04 March 2015 - 05:14 AM) Spiller cannot break a tackle period. I broke down last years game logs of his runs in a thread last year. He isn't even a pass catching rb. Fred Jackson catches most of the running back passes.
ROBJETS Icon : (04 March 2015 - 05:20 AM) Unless Spiller comes tremendously cheap no thank you. Wouldn't pay more than a one year deal worth 1 million at most. All he has is speed. Not even on Sproles level. His stats are inflated. For instance he has 10 runs in a game and 9 of them are losses are or 1-2 yard runs. Then he breaks one on the outside for 40-70 yards. Not reliable at all. Even when he break one he is guaranteed a td
ROBJETS Icon : (04 March 2015 - 05:21 AM) Even in his 1200 yard rushing year he only had 6 tds rushing and 2 receiving
ROBJETS Icon : (04 March 2015 - 05:23 AM) Spiller is only valuable as a special teams player. Period By year 2010 ) tds rshng 1 rcvng 283 yards rshng
ROBJETS Icon : (04 March 2015 - 05:31 AM) meant 0 tds rushing in 2010, 2011 4 tds 561 yards rushing 2tds receiving, 2012 6tds 1244 rushing 2 tds receiving, 2013 2tds 933 yards rushing 0tds receiving, 2014 0tds 300 yards rushing 1td receiving.
ROBJETS Icon : (04 March 2015 - 05:41 AM) His stats look decent on paper but if you actually go through the game logs of his career like I did his stats are extremely inflated. For instance one game last year he had 10 attempts for 8 yards another 4 attempts for -4 yards, another 6 attempts for 19 yards, another 10 attempts for 25 yards.Another game he had 12 games for 69 yards but 47 of it was on one play. Point is he sucks as a running back. Who wants a rb that gets stopped 99% of the time and breaks one play fir a long run. We need reliable backs not a slim chance of him breaking one
santana Icon : (04 March 2015 - 08:06 AM) "NFL released its first 2015 League Year cap report to teams. Teams w/most room: 1) Jaguars $64.058M; 2) Jets $52.901; 3) Raiders $52.598M."
santana Icon : (04 March 2015 - 08:06 AM) #2 baby
santana Icon : (04 March 2015 - 08:07 AM) WE DID IT!
santana Icon : (04 March 2015 - 08:07 AM) thnx idzik
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (04 March 2015 - 08:09 AM) RE-HIRE IDZIK
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (04 March 2015 - 08:10 AM) Well in all fairness, when I think about the Jets I do think about number two
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (04 March 2015 - 08:30 AM) FIRE MACCAGNAN
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (04 March 2015 - 08:30 AM) The Jaguars hired John Idzik for his expertise in contract negotiating
Chaos Icon : (04 March 2015 - 08:36 AM) ppl are going to get paid this offseason.
Chaos Icon : (04 March 2015 - 08:36 AM) so many teams have space
Chaos Icon : (04 March 2015 - 08:39 AM) eagles have 48M in cap space. Chip is going to go HAM this offseason.
Chaos Icon : (04 March 2015 - 12:35 PM) @RapSheet: The #Bills have traded for Matt Cassel, the team announced.
Jetsfan115 Icon : (04 March 2015 - 12:43 PM) rex is gearing up his team
Jetsfan115 Icon : (04 March 2015 - 12:43 PM) a QB that won't turn it over. 2 stud Rbs for ground and pound and will now start building his defense
azjetfan Icon : (04 March 2015 - 01:49 PM) McCoys agent said the trade is not final and he hinted that he may not be willing to play there.
Chaos Icon : (04 March 2015 - 04:41 PM) @KristianRDyer: Source: If Marcus Mariota is at No. 6, Eagles will make trade with #Jets http://www.metro.us/...-mCQODxZ1xjBVA/ … via @metronewyork #NYJets
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (04 March 2015 - 05:18 PM) Jets bringing in Kendall Langford and CHris Canty for visits
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (04 March 2015 - 05:20 PM) Cassel blows
Jetsfan115 Icon : (04 March 2015 - 08:07 PM) I wouldn't mind trading down personally
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 09:48 AM) Vince Wilfork will be a FA. Pats will not pick up his $8 million option. Looks like they are gearing up to keep Revis.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:35 AM) Bears shopping Marshall for a mid round pick
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 12:31 PM) What does his contract look like? Offer a 7th conditional 6th if we do something if the $$s are right.
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 12:37 PM) He is almost due 9.6 million this year and has 2 years left. He is defiantly better than Harvin although a little older @ 30
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 12:55 PM) I'd rather sign Maclin or Cobb and then draft a WR early
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 02:55 PM) I am not real big on Cobb. I think he is a poor mans Harvin. Living in WI I watch most Packer games. He does have talent and he is a good receiver but without Rogers he will not be very good.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:27 PM) looks like David Harris will go to the Bills, and I'm fine with that. Hes getting older and declining.
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:56 PM) i guess davis takes the MLB spot then pace on one side. who is on the other? barnes
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:56 PM) babin maybe?
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:57 PM) coples moves to DE, richardson to DT, snacks at DT and wilk at DE
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:59 PM) its too early to tell. Our roster is not anywhere near where it will be come opening day.
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 04:00 PM) Couples has had the most success when he was in a 4 man front though.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 04:19 PM) no
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 05:45 PM) CONSPIRACIES AND DREAMS NOTHING BUT CONSPIRACIES AND DREAMS
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Official Joke Thread

#1 User is offline   silversword55 Icon

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 05:41 PM

Make this thread THE official jokes thread.

The rules are, make as many jokes for the Dolphins, Pats, Bills, Giants and Cowboys as you can. Even if it's made up.

Get it?

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:03 PM

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Dolphins fan, a Bills fan, and a Jets fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Bills fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the Buffolo Bills!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Bills fan, the Dolphins fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Miami Dolphins!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Bill and Dolphin fans, the Jets fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the New York Jets!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriots fan off the mountain.



biggrin.gif Pretty corny......Oh Well!!! icon_idea.gif
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:20 PM

QUOTE (vilmatime51 @ Jul 19 2005, 06:38 PM)
Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Dolphins fan, a Bills fan, and a Jets fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Bills fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the Buffolo Bills!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Bills fan, the Dolphins fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Miami Dolphins!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Bill and Dolphin fans, the Jets fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the New York Jets!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriots fan off the mountain.

biggrin.gif Pretty corny......Oh Well!!!  icon_idea.gif

I rather throw the Dolphins fan off, but hey as long as he died thats good enough for me. hysterical.gif fish.gif icon_idea.gif icon_question.gif
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE (vilmatime51 @ Jul 19 2005, 06:38 PM)
Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Dolphins fan, a Bills fan, and a Jets fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Bills fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the Buffolo Bills!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Bills fan, the Dolphins fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Miami Dolphins!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Bill and Dolphin fans, the Jets fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the New York Jets!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriots fan off the mountain.

biggrin.gif Pretty corny......Oh Well!!!  icon_idea.gif

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE (JetsOhFive @ Jul 19 2005, 07:55 PM)
I rather throw the Dolphins fan off, but hey as long as he died thats good enough for me. hysterical.gif  fish.gif  icon_idea.gif  icon_question.gif

Wasn't corny to me.... icon_idea.gif
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 07:13 PM

hope I dont screw this up ....

one day at school little Billy's teacher took a survey of the kids in the class

"Children .. just for fun Id like to see what football teams all of you like"

so when she asked little Billy "What team do you like?"

Billy replied "I like the New York Jets"

"Why?" asked the teacher

"Because my parents are Jets fans"

"That's silly .. if you're Daddy was a thief and you're mother was a prostitue .. would you be either of those?"

"No" Billy replied "I would be a Raiders fan"

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 11:27 PM

Good one Dave!! yahoo.gif Heres another that I hope you like.
How many Raider fans does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
15
1 to make the dough, and 14 to peel the smarties!
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 08:22 AM

I've got one...


Can we put this in the man show forum!!!???
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 08:47 AM

Yes, we should go into the Man Show with this, but Vilma and Dave those were good, I have one but is has nothing to do with football.
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 08:49 AM

i got one ok ready









Ricky Williams!!!!!
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 08:51 AM

Here's one

Boy

I

Love

Losing

Superbowls

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Posted 20 July 2005 - 09:07 AM

This is kinda of a old one but.......

2 kids are playing Hockey in Central park. Soon a wilded dog comes after then. One of them gets his hockey stick and breaks the dogs neck. A reporter who saw what happened and started interviewing the boy. The reporter said " The title will be little yankee fan saves boy's life." The boy said " I am not a yankee fan." The reporter said " oh, sorry, I just figuered that you where a yankee fan."Then the reporter said " little Jets fan saves boy's life." The boy saids " I am not a jets fan." Then the reporter said " Then what are you???" The boy said " I am a dolphins fan." The reporter tears out the page and makes a new title " Little bastards kills beloved family pet."
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 01:00 PM

QUOTE (ColesReturns87 @ Jul 20 2005, 09:24 AM)
i got one ok ready
Ricky Williams!!!!!

Can you imagine just how many jokes there are actually going to be about him. I mean even when a huddle takes too long, some ones going to say "Well the Dolphins are taking a while to call a play, they must be passing a joint around." Its gonna be great. hysterical.gif
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 03:43 PM

QUOTE (HurricaneJet32 @ Jul 20 2005, 09:57 AM)
I've got one...
Can we put this in the man show forum!!!???
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I thought about it .. but since the jokes were intended to be football related .. I left it in here

QUOTE (ChadPenningtonrulez#10 @ Jul 19 2005, 07:16 PM)
Make this thread THE official jokes thread.

The rules are, make as many jokes for the Dolphins, Pats, Bills, Giants and Cowboys as you can. Even if it's made up.

Get it?

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Posted 20 July 2005 - 04:17 PM

BREAKING THE RULES ?????HAHA. and a child shall lead them. but dave you are not a child............pull down your pants and hit yourself with a switch. crazy.gif
great stuff laughed my butt off.
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 05:40 PM

QUOTE (gmany3k @ Jul 20 2005, 05:52 PM)
BREAKING THE RULES ?????HAHA. and a child shall lead them. but dave you are not a child............pull down your pants and hit yourself with a switch. crazy.gif
great stuff laughed my butt off.



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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:31 PM

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Miami and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Dolphins fan.
She asks the class to raise their hands if they, too, are Dolphins fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher
looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Dolphins fan," she replied.
The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Dolphins fan, then who do you support?"
"I'm a Jet fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks,"Mary, why are you a Jet fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from New York, my mom is an Jet fan and my
dad is a Jet fan, so I'm a Jet fan, too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not
necessarily a reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just
like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car
thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "I'd be a Patriots fan."

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:46 PM

I know this guy just didn't go back and find this god damn topic from like months ago and bring it back to the front. Man your an idiot.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:51 PM

QUOTE (sdubb6 @ Aug 30 2005, 10:21 PM)
I know this guy just didn't go back and find this god damn topic from like months ago and bring it back to the front. Man your an idiot.

Easy easy. He had a joke, he remember he made a topic about it and he decided to add to it.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:53 PM

I'm sending this to the Man Show forum.
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