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ROBJETS Icon : (22 August 2014 - 09:06 PM) Don't read to much into Mark in the preseason. He usually looked good in the preseason even in a Jets uniform.. Big difference from regular season where the 1st string defense is playing 100%.
ROBJETS Icon : (22 August 2014 - 09:09 PM) A lot of 1st stringers are just getting reps in and trying not to get injured. Its only the backups trying to keep or get a job playing hard every down. If preseason qb play meant anything then Matt Simms would be the starting qb of the Jets.
MikeGangGree... Icon : (23 August 2014 - 12:00 AM) In Geno we trust
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (23 August 2014 - 07:23 AM) preseason or not, our offense hasn't looked competent in a while like it does this year. our rushing attack should be very good. Chris Johnson and Chris Ivory could be a dynamic duo
santana Icon : (23 August 2014 - 10:14 AM) http://youtu.be/2X0H709cJkA
santana Icon : (23 August 2014 - 01:28 PM) 2-0 lead most dangerous kind of lead
ganggreen2003 Icon : (24 August 2014 - 02:46 PM) Sam Bradford tears ACL and out for the season
ganggreen2003 Icon : (24 August 2014 - 03:13 PM) Dimitri Patterson is MISSING
ganggreen2003 Icon : (24 August 2014 - 04:50 PM) BREAKING NEWS: NO FAT CHICKS!!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (24 August 2014 - 10:28 PM) Rams want Sanchez
MikeGangGree... Icon : (24 August 2014 - 10:28 PM) Shotty and Sanchez again
FlyHiJets Icon : (25 August 2014 - 01:04 PM) Champ Bailey to be released by Denver. Considering how busted up we are and Patterson now being suspended, do we take a look?
FlyHiJets Icon : (25 August 2014 - 01:05 PM) Cro rumored to be gettin released from Arizona. We should definitely bring him in since he already knows the system and he's bett erhtan our 3rd/4th stringers which is where we're at at this point.
FlyHiJets Icon : (25 August 2014 - 01:06 PM) *better than
Chaos Icon : (25 August 2014 - 01:58 PM) Cro may get released?!
Chaos Icon : (25 August 2014 - 02:07 PM) /announcement
Jetsfan115 Icon : (25 August 2014 - 04:54 PM) patterson suspended indefinatly by idzik. were fucked at CB right now
azjetfan Icon : (25 August 2014 - 08:35 PM) Do the Rams have a CB worth trading for?
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (25 August 2014 - 08:52 PM) FIRE IDZIK
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (25 August 2014 - 10:29 PM) Saunders had a seizure, that is why he got into a car crash. He returned to practice, weird/
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (26 August 2014 - 07:00 AM) ‏@AdamSchefter 4m
Jets tried trading WR Stepehen Hill this summer. No takers. Let's see if final cuts today and Saturday change that equation.
Jetsfan115 Icon : (26 August 2014 - 11:15 AM) i hate izdik
azjetfan Icon : (26 August 2014 - 12:32 PM) Our starting CB Walls working in rehab area
Jetsfan115 Icon : (26 August 2014 - 02:52 PM) any CBs that are decent on the trade block or facing salary cuts?
MikeGangGree... Icon : (26 August 2014 - 03:00 PM) I wouldnt cut Hill watch him go to NE and turn into Randy Moss
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 August 2014 - 03:13 PM) I'm just glad there aren't anymore greedy bastards on the team to deal with
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 August 2014 - 03:13 PM) Or street thugs
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (26 August 2014 - 03:13 PM) f*** a CB problem
Jetsman05 Icon : (26 August 2014 - 03:49 PM) need 1 more in the fantasy league
RetireChrebet Icon : (26 August 2014 - 08:33 PM) Dimitri suspended for the rest of preseason. I'm sorry, I know we are bone dry at corner these days but they should have cut this prick on the spot . He's going to get torched regardless this year and I'd rather cut ties with any potential cancerous attitutudes before the season even starts.
RetireChrebet Icon : (26 August 2014 - 08:34 PM) Where I come from you take responsibility for your actions. Not showing up for a game is cowardly and selfish. f*** him
RetireChrebet Icon : (26 August 2014 - 08:36 PM) Also he doesn't know what the acronym AWOL means so he's also an idiot. No wonder he's never been anything but a journeyman corner is this league.
azjetfan Icon : (26 August 2014 - 09:11 PM) So how do you really feel?
RetireChrebet Icon : (26 August 2014 - 11:18 PM) I think my last three posts pretty much summarize how I feel haha. He's making 1.5 mill this year and no call no shows because his feeling are hurt. Would rather you play corner azjetfan than this guy
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 08:12 AM) Need 1 more for FFB!!
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:39 AM) Stephen Hill is going to get cut, guy sucks. Greg Salas is a better football player and deserves a spot over him
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:27 AM) So when do we show up to 115s house with pitchforks, tar and feathers?
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 12:03 PM) i'd rather see idzik go then hill. fire idzik
bleedsgreen Icon : (Yesterday, 12:21 PM) Hill is such a disappointment. I really was hopping for so much when he scored 2 TDs his first game
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 03:11 PM) We need to get the J-E-T-S chant back this year to the way it was
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 03:13 PM) idk if any of u guys went to any of the games last year[Im sure some of u did] but im not a fan of the drumline leading the chant
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 03:14 PM) its not the same as 70,000 people doing it during every kickoff and after every score
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 05:43 PM) injuries and poor QB play aren't good for a WR to develop
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:08 PM) 115 and Hill. Lol!
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:18 PM) the excuses, Hill is just a terrible football player. no debate, just a fact. guy is soft as shit as well
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 09:16 AM

How many San Diego Chargers does it take to change a flat tire?

One....unless it is a blow-out, then the whole team shows up.

It was an ordinary day in this classroom, until a Jets fan told his teacher his Chargers sucked. The Jets fan was suspended for a week for insulting his team, and then the Jet fan's parents demanded that the Raider teacher be fired.

Man it must suck to be a Chargers fan

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in New York and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Giants fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they, too, are Giants fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher

looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Giants fan," she replied.

The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a Jet fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks,"Mary, why are you a Jet fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from New York, my mom is an Jet fan and my

dad is a Jet fan, so I'm a Jet fan, too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not

necessarily a reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just

like your parents all of the time.

What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car

thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Chargers fan."

How to make San Diego Chargers cookies?

Put them in the Super Bowl and pound them for 60 minutes.

Dear NFL,

Please please please please please do NOT let the Chargers reach the playoffs ever again.

Sincerely,

San Diego Police & Fire Department

Attention K-Mart shoppers
That's you Recharger fans! We have a Blue Light Special tonight in the Cafe...

We have the Charger Value Meal on sale at this time. Its consists of:

100% All-Crow Waaaaaaaaamburger;

Your choice of French Cries or a LaDainian Tomlinson Turnover;

And a Choke-A-Cola.

If you buy it with a 50 dollar bill we will receive $48.21 in change.

Yes!
Brees throws an Incompletion on 4th down with 0:00 to go in the 4th Quarter- then celebrates.

Feel free to post more Charger Jokes.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 09:42 AM

Why are you posting Charger jokes when they have a better record than us and their RB has thrown as many touchdowns as our 4 QBs put together - aren't we one of the teams people are joking about right now?! huh.gif wacko.gif blink.gif
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 09:52 AM

We own the Chargers. Better record or Worse record.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:16 AM

who cares about the jokes lets just beat the cell phone chargers
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 07:36 PM

WTF.gif WTF.gif WTF.gif WTF.gif
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 07:39 PM

QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Oct 31 2005, 08:11 PM)

WTF is right. Why would we lose to the Chargers.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:25 PM

QUOTE (silversword55 @ Oct 31 2005, 08:14 PM)
WTF is right. Why would we lose to the Chargers.

Because they're good and we suck.
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:31 PM

QUOTE (ChargersOhFive @ Oct 31 2005, 11:00 PM)
Because they're good and we suck.

Well that's not the reason brother. (in Hulk Hogan's voice)

ChargersOhFive, don't come crying to me when the Jets beat your Chargers.


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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:37 PM

QUOTE (silversword55 @ Oct 31 2005, 11:06 PM)
Well that's not the reason brother. (in Hulk Hogan's voice)

ChargersOhFive, don't come crying to me when the Jets beat your Chargers.


You're an idiot. What on earth makes you think I would like the Chargers? Because I said they're good and the Jets suck? Well heres a news flash for you kiddo, were 2-5 with a garbage 3rd string QB. While their record isnt glamourous, they atleast played with the teams they lost to, for the most part I cant say the same about my pathetic team (the Jets, incase your brilliance cant figure that out).
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:47 PM

QUOTE (JetsOhFive @ Oct 31 2005, 11:12 PM)
You're an idiot.  What on earth makes you think I would like the Chargers?  Because I said they're good and the Jets suck?  Well heres a news flash for you kiddo, were 2-5 with a garbage 3rd string QB.  While their record isnt glamourous, they atleast played with the teams they lost to, for the most part I cant say the same about my pathetic team (the Jets, incase your brilliance cant figure that out).

I was just playing JetsOhFive.

Don't get me in a bad mood or else ignore.gif I'll crush you. And what are you doing with a Cardinals helmet brother?

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:57 PM

Yeah, I'm in idiot because I accidentally called you ChargersOhFive brother? biggrin.gif rtfm.gif
Yeah well, you are in my ignore list for calling me an idiot brother!!!!!!!!!!!!! ignore.gif

What cha gonna do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What cha gonna do when the the Jets prove you wrong?????????????



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Posted 31 October 2005 - 11:13 PM

You know whats pathetic...

Jetsohfive...

you think that the Chargers are good when they are only 4-4, last time I check 4-4 was only a .500 record, which thats means that they are an average team as of right now. Sure, they are definatly better then us, but I wouldn't label them as a good team.
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 01:27 AM

QUOTE (silversword55 @ Oct 31 2005, 11:32 PM)
Yeah, I'm in idiot because I accidentally called you ChargersOhFive brother? biggrin.gif  rtfm.gif
Yeah well, you are in my ignore list for calling me an idiot brother!!!!!!!!!!!!! ignore.gif

What cha gonna do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What cha gonna do when the the Jets prove you wrong?????????????





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Posted 01 November 2005 - 08:46 AM

WTF.gif So because JetsOhFive thinks we'll lose, that makes him a Chargers fan? So, because he isn't Mr. Biased, he's an idiot? Now he has been pecimistic, but guys, honestly, what are our chances here? 2-5 is A LOT worse than 4-4, and the Chargers have faced tough team they lost to (Pitt, Philly, Denver). We've lost to the Bills, Chiefs (that's excuseable), the Falcons (again excuseable), the Jags, and the Ravens. Fellas, even though we were on the road against the Ravens, Chiefs, Falcons, and Colts, in like 7 of the past eight years, we've had a winning record on the road.
And honestly, I see not too many intellligent posts in here, no offense.
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 10:27 AM

QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Nov 1 2005, 07:21 AM)
WTF.gif So because JetsOhFive thinks we'll lose, that makes him a Chargers fan? So, because he isn't Mr. Biased, he's an idiot? Now he has been pecimistic, but guys, honestly, what are our chances here? 2-5 is A LOT worse than 4-4, and the Chargers have faced tough team they lost to (Pitt, Philly, Denver). We've lost to the Bills, Chiefs (that's excuseable), the Falcons (again excuseable), the Jags, and the Ravens. Fellas, even though we were on the road against the Ravens, Chiefs, Falcons, and Colts, in like 7 of the past eight years, we've had a winning record on the road.
And honestly, I see not too many intellligent posts in here, no offense.


of all the teams we lost to the only one that sucked and we should have won was balt. but cuase we had bollinge rthey caught us at the right time. all the other teams u listed are winning teams
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 10:38 AM

this one should go in the smakcdown
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 04:46 PM

HA

Half the Jokes don't make any sence

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An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in New York and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Giants fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they, too, are Giants fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher

looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Giants fan," she replied.

The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a Jet fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks,"Mary, why are you a Jet fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from New York, my mom is an Jet fan and my

dad is a Jet fan, so I'm a Jet fan, too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not

necessarily a reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just

like your parents all of the time.

What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car

thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Chargers fan."


Well///which is it is she a Giants fan or Chargers fan lol

and I don't care if the Chargers are 8-0...we got just a good a shot as any to beat any team anyday....you all know that


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Posted 01 November 2005 - 06:49 PM

I jsut found all of em on a site

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 08:23 AM

and backing up jetsohfive - look at the teams the chargers played! if they played our schedule theyed be undefeated - so call me a chargers fan - they are just plain better than us.
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 09:54 AM

QUOTE (ColesReturns87 @ Nov 2 2005, 06:58 AM)
and backing up jetsohfive - look at the teams the chargers played! if they played our schedule theyed be undefeated - so call me a chargers fan - they are just plain better than us.


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ANY GIVEN SUNDAY!

Now lets play some football!. damn i hate the wee. if only every day was sunday
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