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Jets are doing jets related things also... THE KNICKS.

HarlemHxC814 :	(Yesterday, 08:16 PM) NO!
HarlemHxC814 :	(Yesterday, 08:17 PM) its on MTV right now
HarlemHxC814 :	(Yesterday, 08:17 PM) I just stumbled across it
azjetfan :	(Yesterday, 08:22 PM) I hate that damn clown!
HarlemHxC814 :	(Yesterday, 08:23 PM) YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN
azjetfan :	(Yesterday, 08:28 PM) The price is wrong bob
azjetfan :	(Yesterday, 08:28 PM) Or did he say bitch. I can't remember now
HarlemHxC814 :	(Yesterday, 09:05 PM) its edited on MTV
HarlemHxC814 :	(Yesterday, 09:05 PM) but yeah he said bitch lol
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 05:47 AM) Goodson wasn't carrying the gun, it was locked in a glove compartment of I'm guessing the drivers car
santana :	(Today, 09:43 AM) Yeah but more importantly he's a super nice guy
santana :	(Today, 10:51 AM) HABABADABAYYY TURRRMASWAGOHHH TOOGALOOGINDAMIRASAYWASSUP AYYYYEM GETTIN MONEYYYY
ganggreen2003 :	(Today, 12:03 PM) we need to get rid of Sanchez
ganggreen2003 :	(Today, 12:04 PM) he's a completely weak-minded individual
ganggreen2003 :	(Today, 12:04 PM) already back to doing what he did last season THROWING INT's
ganggreen2003 :	(Today, 12:04 PM) sucks that Garrard retired but I'd rather suffer with Geno going through growing pains than keeping Sanchez under center in 2013
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 12:33 PM) haha gg03 throwing in the towel on sanch!
mgjetman :	(Today, 01:37 PM) What a way to make sporrts center already, Mark......
mgjetman :	(Today, 01:39 PM) Sanch owns the #1 blooper of all time with that butt fumble also and to make matters worse he threw it right to a friggin Pat...
Jetsfan115 :	(Today, 01:53 PM) buttfumble on thanksgiving was the low point of his career
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 01:55 PM) Teammates talking shut about Sanchez
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 02:11 PM) In case you haven't heard, because why would anyone report on the Giants, Nicks is also holding out
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 02:11 PM) That makes both Cruz and Nicks.
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 02:11 PM) But who cares, Sanchez threw 3 "interceptions"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 02:59 PM) ?
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 02:59 PM) why would we give a f*** about the Giants?
santana :	(Today, 03:04 PM) gg03 jimmies are riled
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 03:21 PM) You're not in NY. All the backpages are focused on Sanchez
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 03:21 PM) None of the NY media even mention Cruz or Nicks
Jetsfan115 :	(Today, 03:40 PM) nicks isn't holding out. he's injured still and taking it easy. cruz is holding out. why it isn't a big ordeal IDK. it would be for us
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 04:02 PM) maybe because theyre not that far off.
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 04:02 PM) Cruz wants to return back, they'll figure it out.
Jetsfan115 :	(Today, 04:41 PM) 3 mil a year off or 30% less then cruz wants. tahst alot of money to be off
Jetsfan115 :	(Today, 04:41 PM) cruz doens't want to leave NY cause teh extra money he'll get in endorsements plus he knows taht they can RFA him this year and then Franchise next year so he might not be able to get a LTD for 3 years
Mr_Jet :	(Today, 05:21 PM) Clemens11/Tebow15 (soon to be Smith7) said if we had just drafted Crabtree and Nicks and kept Clemens, we'd be good.
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 06:44 PM) No, he can't be Smith7
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 06:44 PM) his name is reserved for garbage QBs, we don't want Geno to be bad
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 06:44 PM) He can be McElroy14
extmenace :	(Today, 06:51 PM) we're taking bridgewater next year with the number 1 pick and treating geno like a jimmy clausen.
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 06:53 PM) What makes Bridgewater better than Geno?
HurricaneJet32 :	(Today, 07:12 PM) everything
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 07:56 PM) ^
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 08:16 PM) college players always get hyped up before the draft process, just wondering what makes him so much better.
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 08:19 PM) Stronger arm, plays in a pro system, better throwing motion, better athlete
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 08:19 PM) there's probably nothing Geno does right now that's better than what Teddy does

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 02:35 PM

I think this belongs in some other forum, but its just too funny.

chuck norris, who can do anything, at one time could do anything but give birth, when he realized this he promptly ripped out the uterus of a passing woman, then through special muscle action, tore a hole in his own abdomen just by flexing his stomach, performed surgery on himself with a taco bell spork, and rudimentary sutures made from his beard hair. he now has 12 babies a day just for fun, and roundhouse kicks them at passing cars from freeway bridges. just because hes chuck norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:02 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

moved

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

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My point exactly. I'll second that notion.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:14 PM

thats soo random..but these chuck norris jokes are everywhere these days idk why...but the funniest ones i heard are...

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 05:15 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:33 PM

lol it was just a chuck norris joke to make some people laugh, but that obviously didnt work

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:57 PM

I thought it was funny.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 05:13 AM

eh.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 06:35 AM

QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Dec 25 2005, 03:32 AM)

I thought it was funny.

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I found the cancer one quite funny but dont get the other three.

Who is Chuck Norris by the way?

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 09:27 AM

He's an actor and is always the good guy. He's a big macho, girthy man.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 01:53 PM

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That blind man one is hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it, I have been telling everyone it now. Thanks for the good joke Vilmatime, and thanks for starting a Chuck Norris topic Jetsfan.

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