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What Really Happened To Bluelinecop? Post your theories here

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Posted 14 January 2007 - 12:41 PM

For you new guys, you never had the Bluelinecop experience so hang in there. For all of you veterans, here's my theory...

You guys ever see Hostel?



In the beginning they keep looking for their friend that disappeared and they get missed phone calls with pictures on their phone thinking he is still alive? That's whats happening here. His new wife used him for a baby then ate his head and is making posts here to make it look like he's still alive.

Well that's my theory...

What do you think? Post what you think really happened to Blueline and his mysterious vanishing act.

Let's see how many we can get.
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Posted 14 January 2007 - 01:03 PM

He went rafting with Burt



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Posted 14 January 2007 - 01:39 PM

On the contrary blueline has been spotted but right when you think you have him he escapes and cannot be found. He's been traveling with a funny looking guy with glasses and wear's red and white. Known to have been spotted on internet message boards


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Posted 14 January 2007 - 03:02 PM



Blueline running from his wife who is attempting to snatch his soul.

'Nuff said!
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Posted 14 January 2007 - 03:15 PM

QUOTE (S-Dubb @ Jan 14 2007, 02:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
On the contrary blueline has been spotted but right when you think you have him he escapes and cannot be found. He's been traveling with a funny looking guy with glasses and wear's red and white. Known to have been spotted on internet message boards


Like this? If you didn't try this one before, click to enlarge and see if you can find him.

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Posted 14 January 2007 - 03:15 PM

His real name isn't Bluelinecop, it's KEYSER SOZE'
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"And like that, he's gone."
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Posted 14 January 2007 - 03:20 PM

I think his wife took away his MANHOOD and now he goes by the alias of John Wayne Bobbitt
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Posted 14 January 2007 - 03:36 PM

I think I saw him last week on the corner of Beale Street and Riverside Drive in Memphis wearing a white cape and sweaty towels doing karate moves.

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Posted 14 January 2007 - 04:41 PM

QUOTE (SignalZero @ Jan 14 2007, 03:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Like this? If you didn't try this one before, click to enlarge and see if you can find him.


I think I found him the culprit!


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Posted 14 January 2007 - 06:30 PM

to bring a little culture to the thread



Story: Shigeharu Aoyama (Ryo Ishibashi) is simple widower living a lonely life with his son, Shigehiko (Tetsu Sawaki). Going off an idea from his producer friend, Yasuhisa Yoshikawa (Jun Kinimura), Aoyama decides to participate in a fake audition in order to find a suitable woman to remarry. Though innocent in execution, Aoyama is successful in the mock audition and finds a beautiful girl by the name of Asami Yamazaki (Eihi Shiina), who seems more than what she portrays herself to be. Filmed with unbridled ferocity and unrestrained intensity, Takashi Miike presents his horror magnum opus, "Audition."


a great movie to watch if u haven't seen it. here is a review

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Review: I hate this film... I hate this film simply for the sole reason that it accomplishes what many films before its time has failed to do: Scare the living shit out of me.

And I don't scare easily mind you. I've sat through many and all horror films that saturated the silver screen with as much gore and knife stabbing action to shake a one-legged donkey with. But "Audition" is a whole other thing. A whole other entity by itself in terms of terror, and I swear to god, the sheer thought of the film sends shivers down my spine and for the first time in my life, I shudder at the thought of a cute, lithe and tawny Japanese girl who's willing to love me long time.

"Audition" is as much fun as the Incredible Hulk stripping you down, bending you over and sodomizing you with all his Lou Ferrigno might. It is definitely an erection killer and you will not recover from Takashi Miike's film.

But nonetheless, this film is utter genius and amazing. If it wasn't for the fact that I sat in a cold Landmark theatre freezing my ass off, I could say that this was one of the most exciting movie going experiences I've ever had. I walked into this film with all the hype in the world of something truly scary and terrifying and I came out twitching in absolute and utter frightfulness and shock.

The most effective aspect of the film in terms of narrative and storytelling was the overall pacing and tempo of "Audition." From the very start, Miike presents the audience with a charming and lovely story about a father coping with his loneliness. Using captivating interactions of Aoyama with his son where they discuss marriage, girls, and basic companionship, a beautiful and fully charismatic relationship is defined and presented. These scenes were photographed in long takes, slow camera movements and projected with little or no ambiance. Some of the more powerful scenes were of Aoyama just sitting in his den, leaning back, staring at his dead wife's picture and contemplating his situation in life. Early on, you worry, sympathize and wish nothing but happiness and joy from this man. You become a concerned friend.

Worst yet, coming off as an affectionate story about a man, his son and their life without a female figure in their immediate family, "Audition" takes a small, dreamy focus towards a romantic story between Aoyama and his newly discovered love interest, Asami. Between the dating and charming chit chats between the two, an adorable rapport is formed based on the way they each come undone with one another and how unload the insecurities and anxieties they have about life and people in general. Inevitably, the film comes full circle to where the audience is fully invested in this man's life and his pursuit for happiness and love.

After all this set up and time developing characters the audience can relate to, the film begins its slow and decelerated direction into madness. If you were apathetic before, you will care now.

Even throughout the film, Aoyama questions himself and the way he has gone about searching for his idealistic woman. Though the audience understands that Aoyama searches for more than an obedient and beautiful woman, it becomes unclear as to whether his actions are morally just. He represents both the lucid and illogical. It is pointed out earlier in the film that there is this gaping hole in his life and the comforts and the availability of a woman would definitely help fill the cavity. Does he do it for his own selfish reasons, hiding behind a shroud of curiosity or does he honestly yearn for love and a mother forhis son? And does he truly deserve everything that comes in the end?

There is this phenomenon in Japan about the way they portray their women in films, books, art and other forms of entertainment. Experts and socialist call it the "demonizing" of the female figure. While men are socially accepted as perverts and sexual beasts, women are painted portraits of devils and beings that stalk and torture their male counterparts in the form of emotional and physical abuse. Depending on which side of the gender coin you may be on, some may view "Audition" as either irrationally stripping women of their morale and ethics, turning them into fiends of society, or the ultimate in female retribution, feminists for the new millennium.

Whether or not Takashi Miike's intentions for "Audtion" to be a commentary on Japanese culture, it still reflects and continues to perpetuate a societal tendency. Originally a book written by Ryu Murakami, "Audition" is intelligent, potent in its imagery, efficient in delivery and depending on how squeamish and unstable you may be, successful in scary the living heck out of you.

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Posted 14 January 2007 - 08:43 PM

he appeared to me in a dream, shirtless with the # 16 glowing on his chest. i believe that was a sign that he's gone on a pilgrimage to Smithtopia.
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Posted 14 January 2007 - 08:57 PM

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Posted 15 January 2007 - 12:15 AM

QUOTE (Amen @ Jan 14 2007, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
he appeared to me in a dream, shirtless with the # 16 glowing on his chest. i believe that was a sign that he's gone on a pilgrimage to Smithtopia.

Was he next to the naked indian?
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Posted 15 January 2007 - 12:37 AM

RichKotite2006 reported him to the police because of his scantily clad woman signatures and the fact that he has a child as his avatar. Bluelinecop was subsequently arrested for violation of federal pornography laws
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Posted 15 January 2007 - 12:48 AM

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Fifteen years ago after an especially disappointing loss to Miami, Esiason, then the Jets' quarterback, was making the seven-mile drive from the Meadowlands back to Manhattan.
While he was slogging through stop-and-go traffic at the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel, the car next to him was violently rear-ended. The quarterback threw his car into park, hopped out and ran to the woman whose car had been hit. She was wearing, of all things, an Esiason jersey, and was utterly shocked when he tapped on her window to check on her.
"Are you OK?" he said, trying to keep calm. "Are you OK?"
"Boomer? Is that you?" she asked the Good Samaritan, sounding disoriented. "I think I'm OK, but . ... "
But what?
"But you guys sucked."
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Posted 15 January 2007 - 02:12 AM

QUOTE (bluelinecop @ Jan 15 2007, 01:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Oh my goodness speaking the devil cool2.gif

Holy sheet bro where have you been? Are you stuck in the berry fields still? Tell me where you are I'll send out a search party cool2.gif

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Posted 15 January 2007 - 02:27 AM

QUOTE (S-Dubb @ Jan 14 2007, 11:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh my goodness speaking the devil cool2.gif

Holy sheet bro where have you been? Are you stuck in the berry fields still? Tell me where you are I'll send out a search party cool2.gif

i think he's in the tampon isle at the drug store
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Posted 15 January 2007 - 08:45 AM

QUOTE (bluelinecop @ Jan 15 2007, 01:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Lucky he was able to escape the evil woman's clutches long enough to post the crazy face.

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Posted 15 January 2007 - 05:46 PM

QUOTE (S-Dubb @ Jan 15 2007, 02:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh my goodness speaking the devil cool2.gif

Holy sheet bro where have you been? Are you stuck in the berry fields still? Tell me where you are I'll send out a search party cool2.gif


I'm being held hostage by Nazi lesbian republican fat chicks who were abducted by UFO's, forced to go on weight loss programs, while recieving spankings from albino midget crack head whores. dance.gif

(In other words I'm shopping for a new home, rebuilding one of my apartments, shopping for a car, testifying in a 3 year old case, yatta, yatta, yatta....)

But belive me, I'm on the site every day, in the backround, monitoring the posts and topics, and making sure we keep this place the best Jets site on the web. The Mods see me more cause I post in our Mod forum.

baghead.gif Oh and I only pick berries on the weekends.
Fifteen years ago after an especially disappointing loss to Miami, Esiason, then the Jets' quarterback, was making the seven-mile drive from the Meadowlands back to Manhattan.
While he was slogging through stop-and-go traffic at the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel, the car next to him was violently rear-ended. The quarterback threw his car into park, hopped out and ran to the woman whose car had been hit. She was wearing, of all things, an Esiason jersey, and was utterly shocked when he tapped on her window to check on her.
"Are you OK?" he said, trying to keep calm. "Are you OK?"
"Boomer? Is that you?" she asked the Good Samaritan, sounding disoriented. "I think I'm OK, but . ... "
But what?
"But you guys sucked."
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Posted 15 January 2007 - 08:29 PM

QUOTE (bluelinecop @ Jan 15 2007, 05:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm being held hostage by Nazi lesbian republican fat chicks who were abducted by UFO's, forced to go on weight loss programs, while recieving spankings from albino midget crack head whores. dance.gif

(In other words I'm shopping for a new home, rebuilding one of my apartments, shopping for a car, testifying in a 3 year old case, yatta, yatta, yatta....)

But belive me, I'm on the site every day, in the backround, monitoring the posts and topics, and making sure we keep this place the best Jets site on the web. The Mods see me more cause I post in our Mod forum.

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