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ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 April 2015 - 07:52 PM) Week 5 Bye after the London Game against the Dolphags
NJAzrael71 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 09:17 AM) Rivers is likely going to Tennessee. Would LOVE to have him here but we likely won't make the trade. I'd easily give this year and next year
NJAzrael71 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 09:17 AM) 's first rounder for him
azjetfan Icon : (22 April 2015 - 11:03 AM) IMO that's a steep price. I would swap this years first and a conditional 1st next year. Assuming we make the AFC Championship. That would be a 28-32nd pick. Otherwise a second.
MikeGangGree... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 01:07 PM) Yes 2 1st is a lot
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 01:10 PM) draft is next week, pumped
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 03:02 PM) What are thoughts on getting a RB in round 1? McShay's newest mock has us taking Gurley at 6. I don't think we should take him that high, but if we trade down and he's available I'd love to snag him, ACL and all. He's got an unreal skill set that, once healthy, will translate readily to the NFL. We're not getting a QB this year without paying a king's ransom, and unless we pay a ransom for a top guy I say ignore QB. I don't want us to take a Hundley or Petty type in the 2nd or 3rd round when we need other pieces (edge rush, OL)
azjetfan Icon : (22 April 2015 - 03:09 PM) We can probably get Gordon in the second. I would pass at 6. If QB is not available a pass rusher will be. Our biggest needs are QB Pass rusher and Oline.
Jetsfan115 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 03:34 PM) any thourghts on shane ray? i see a lot of mocks have us drafting him
Jetsfan115 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 04:35 PM) last one i seen had us taking cooper, a RB, and hundley for our 1st 3 picks. not thrilled about that
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 04:38 PM) I don't like Gordon much. Not much of a receiver or blocker, ball security issues, tries to bounce outside too much, stuffed frequently. Gurley is in a league of his own
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 04:39 PM) Ray is pretty highly regarded. I'm betting he, Dupree, and Gregory will be our best options as well as edge rushers at 6, but I think that's too high for any of them
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 04:43 PM) Personally love Cooper, I know WR isn't our biggest need but he may be the most NFL ready guy in the Draft. If we stick to the 6th pick and Fowler, Beasley, and Mariota are gone, Cooper is the guy to get. I'd even take him over Beasley
Jetsfan115 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 05:45 PM) i don't mind cooper. decker isn't number 1 IMO and marshall is expensive and getting old
Jetsfan115 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 05:45 PM) and we never draft a WR high
Jetsfan115 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 05:45 PM) but o-line and QB are huge needs. i wouldn't take o-line 6th overall, but i think our 2nd or 3rd should be o-line
Jetsfan115 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 05:46 PM) we need an OLB as well. if we don't land a QB i'd like to see OLB adn O-line with 2 of our top 3 picks
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 08:16 PM) I agree on Deck, not a true #1 and he's had a checkered history with injuries. Marshall has 2, maybe 3 productive years left, which is why Cooper is an option
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 08:17 PM) And I agree with you on edge rusher & OL being bigger needs, but there really isn't a lineman I'd take at 6
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 08:19 PM) So the way I see it, assuming Winston and Mariota are taken when we're at 6, that Fowler and Cooper are our best choices, and I'd be stunned if Fowler drops. I wouldn't be surprised (or upset) if we land Cooper
NJAzrael71 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 08:47 PM) Apparently Tennessee wanted both of Cleveland's #1's and their 2nd rounder to move up to the #2 spot to get Mariota. Still think two 1st rounders are too much for Rivers? He makes us instant contenders and if we make a deep playoff run, it would really be this year's 1st and what equates to basically a 2nd rounder next year.
If not, get Cooper in the 1st and then grab Hundley in the 2nd and O-line in the 3rd.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:05 PM) I wouldn't be upset with Cooper, hes a stud
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:06 PM) Not sure about Ray. Dupree is rising on the draft boards, ridiculously athletic for his size
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:07 PM) Dupree is 6'4 270 and has a amazing get off and runs a 4.5
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:09 PM) Problem is he doesn't have big sack numbers in college, I rather draft a productive guy high
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:09 PM) Vic Beasley is insanely athletic as well and was hugely productive in college, good bet is that Beasley will be a 10+ sack guy in the NFL
NJAzrael71 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:12 PM) Beasley should be a stud but he gets caught up hand fighting if he doesn't beat his guy quickly. He'll likely end up as an OLB but we'll see
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:15 PM) He'd be a good fit in our defense, because we could use that speed guy on the outside
Chadforpresi... Icon : (23 April 2015 - 06:27 AM) I'd love Rivers, but we should be able to get him without paying 2 first rounders
Chadforpresi... Icon : (23 April 2015 - 06:29 AM) Lot of buzz about Dupree going top 10, most mocks I see have us getting either Ray or Dupree at 6. I prefer Dupree, like you said insane athlete for his size
Chadforpresi... Icon : (23 April 2015 - 06:30 AM) I like Beasley as well but I have a strong feeling Washington will snag him. But he is a small dude, it'd be nice if he'd add some bulk (in Clemson reportedly played around 230)
Chaos Icon : (23 April 2015 - 10:11 AM) @ArifHasanNFL

.@LanceZierlein says on http://sports790.com that Shane Ray will need surgery on foot, 5 months recovery. "Could drop out of first"
Chaos Icon : (23 April 2015 - 10:14 AM) this should change up the top 10
Chadforpresi... Icon : (23 April 2015 - 12:16 PM) Damn that's big. If he drops out of round 1 that could be a massive bargain for whoever gets him round 2. Dupree now looks more like the edge rusher we'd get at 6
MikeGangGree... Icon : (24 April 2015 - 09:40 PM) TEH RANGERS
santana Icon : (24 April 2015 - 11:32 PM) TEH WIZ
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:57 AM) Teh Suarez
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:58 AM) Vic Beasley is all speed. No moves, no power. Straight up the field. Could have some big games, then nothing in the next
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:59 AM) If we don't get Mariota, we should be looking at Schreff or trading down, IMO.
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:59 AM) A lot of good edge rushers in this draft... I wouldn't want to take Dupree that high.
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:00 AM) Until next time fellas!
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 01:19 PM) Helloooooooooo
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 01:19 PM) Bueller
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:33 PM) Manish says the Jets should trade down and draft Andrus Peat round 1
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 04:39 PM) Even an idiot can say something that's right every now and then
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:49 AM

STATE LAWS (OKLAHOMA)

* Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
* Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
* Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
* It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
* Whaling is illegal.
* It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
* Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.
* People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
* No one may spit on a sidewalk.
* It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
* It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
* Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
* Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
* One may not promote a "horse tripping event".
* It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

LOCAL LAWS, BY TOWN

Ada

* If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

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Bartlesville

* If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal.
* No person may own more than two adult cats.
* It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.
* Persons may not play catch on any city street.

Clinton

* Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Hawthahorne

* It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Oklahoma City

* No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

Schulter

* Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

Tulsa

* You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
* Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

Wynona

* One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
* Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
* Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

Yukon

* It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
* While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

thats awesome
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT!
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 02:09 PM

It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.

That one is my favourite. So is it okay for lesbian vibrations - I mean what is annoying about two women getting it on with each other? crazy.gif

Second favourite: People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

JetSon are you sure these are true?
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 03:25 PM

yes there is a wole website about stupid laws

http://www.google.co...n&q=stupid+laws

i'm moving it to the man show now though
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 05:26 PM

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Whaling is illegal.


Damn, I was just getting ready for my whaling trip in Oaklahoma.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 06:37 PM

i did search that on google, here are some crazy laws, some states i believe think the ice cream man is the devil:

· Indianola
· The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

Baldwin Park

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

· Belvedere
· City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

· Burlingame
· It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

· Lompoc
· It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

· Los Angeles
· Toads may not be licked.

· San Francisco
· Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

· Columbus
· Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.

· Gainesville
· Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

· Jonesboro
· It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

· Champaign
· One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.

· Galesburg
· There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.

· Mesquite
· It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

· Texarkana
· Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights

It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

· Lenoir City
· When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.

Memphis

It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.

· Elkhart
· It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears

· South Bend
· It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

Washington

All lollipops are banned.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
Seattle

Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

· Wilbur
· You may not ride an ugly horse.

· Denver
· You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
· It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 11:55 PM

hahahaha, i just did an assignment on this in school!, they are hilarious, not sure if they are real or not though
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 06:30 PM

I'd actually be very interested in knowing how the law related to Jets clothing came about. I'm trying to search lol
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