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Posted 24 December 2005 - 02:35 PM

I think this belongs in some other forum, but its just too funny.

chuck norris, who can do anything, at one time could do anything but give birth, when he realized this he promptly ripped out the uterus of a passing woman, then through special muscle action, tore a hole in his own abdomen just by flexing his stomach, performed surgery on himself with a taco bell spork, and rudimentary sutures made from his beard hair. he now has 12 babies a day just for fun, and roundhouse kicks them at passing cars from freeway bridges. just because hes chuck norris.


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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:14 PM

thats soo random..but these chuck norris jokes are everywhere these days idk why...but the funniest ones i heard are...

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:33 PM

lol it was just a chuck norris joke to make some people laugh, but that obviously didnt work
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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:57 PM

I thought it was funny. hysterical.gif
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Posted 25 December 2005 - 05:13 AM

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 06:35 AM

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I found the cancer one quite funny but dont get the other three.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 09:27 AM

He's an actor and is always the good guy. He's a big macho, girthy man.
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Posted 25 December 2005 - 01:53 PM

QUOTE (vilmatime51 @ Dec 24 2005, 03:49 PM)
thats soo random..but these chuck norris jokes are everywhere these days idk why...but the funniest ones i heard are...

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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That blind man one is hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it, I have been telling everyone it now. Thanks for the good joke Vilmatime, and thanks for starting a Chuck Norris topic Jetsfan.
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