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ROBJETS Icon : (16 September 2016 - 10:21 AM) I meant the hits on Fitz at on the first Drive or two with the fumbles and almost fumbles....The Tom Brady rule where balls that used to be fumbles are incomplete. We recovered the ball on all but one but it was ruled incomplete
ROBJETS Icon : (16 September 2016 - 10:26 AM) The offensive line stepped off after Hughes got hurt for however long he was out. I don't blame J. Marsh for that fumble because that was just a hell of a play. Imo Fitz had a career best game even with only 1 td passing. Never seen him so accurate. So yeah when I meant ugly I meant dline penetration and the 1st two drives ending up in fieldgoals
ROBJETS Icon : (16 September 2016 - 10:30 AM) But 31 points given up passing by the defense passing was bad. It wasn't just 2 long bombs and that defensive touchdown leading to 21 points. 3q1 against a bad team was terrible for the defense. Without the offense putting up 37 the Jets,would have lost so yeah I consider it an ugly start on both ends
ROBJETS Icon : (16 September 2016 - 10:32 AM) I'm glad like everyone else that the Jets won. Especially with getting with by the Bills multiple times it was nice revenge.
ROBJETS Icon : (16 September 2016 - 10:34 AM) Just saying that the Bills look like a bad team this year and the Jets have to face a lot of teams that are probably playoff bound again so yes there is a lot of concern
Jetsfan115 Icon : (16 September 2016 - 11:39 AM) fitz look good and lets not forget the 50+ yarder to decker that was called back on a BS holding penalty. plus if you rewatch it, the jets d-line was getting held like crazy and never got calls. I seen McLendon, williams, and wilk all complaining about it
azjetfan Icon : (16 September 2016 - 12:32 PM) I think the game plan for the D was to keep Taylor in the pocker
azjetfan Icon : (16 September 2016 - 12:33 PM) They didn't want him running around when they only rushed 3-4 guts
Jetsfan115 Icon : (16 September 2016 - 12:37 PM) bills fired their OC today after the loss yesterday lol
Jetsfan115 Icon : (16 September 2016 - 12:38 PM) yeah we didn't really rush, we just tried to keep contain on the outside and collapse the middle
Jetsfan115 Icon : (16 September 2016 - 12:38 PM) on the salas TD, one of our LBers went for the sack and broke contain and pryor got away and made the play
Jetsfan115 Icon : (16 September 2016 - 12:39 PM) when we did rush which was rare, we had a spy
ROBJETS Icon : (16 September 2016 - 11:11 PM) As far as the Bills firing the oc I'm not sure I agree with it with Watkins having major foot problem with a steel rod in his surgically repaired foot but I dont follow the Bills so cant really say. I do think they need to get rid of Rob Ryan though. He had a decent year with the Browns then was terrible with the Cowboys and Saints. He isn't half the DC that Rex is. I still think Rex can be a good head coach withe the right coaches and roster but Rob Ryan isn't the answer. But if Rex wants to ruin his chance of staying a head coach by keeping his brother on the coaching staff like he ruined his head coaching job keeping Sanchez as a starter then that's his stupidity
ganggreen2003 Icon : (17 September 2016 - 12:20 AM) The A Football Life of Curtis Martin is a MUST WATCH!!!!
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (17 September 2016 - 02:03 PM) They got rid of their OC after their defense was ripped apart
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:03 PM) Well hell that makes even less sense. The defense gets ripped apart so let's get rid of the oc instead of the dc.they didn't have much of a run game but a lot of passes yards. If they wanted to blame anyone for nearly 40 points against them it was their defense. But guess Rex used the ocean as the scale goat instead of his brother
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:04 PM) Oc not ocean. Damn Auto correct on phone
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:04 PM) And scape goatee
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:05 PM) Lol still can't get it right
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:13 PM) Not sure about anyone else but I'm extremely interested in the 49r/ Panther game at 1pm. Just want to see if the 49rs are actually good this year or if the Rams have become one of the worst teams in the league this year
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:16 PM) If the Rams have regressed that much then all the Todd Gurley owners in fantasy will likely have low points from him all year. Might even be worth trying to trade him early if they look just as bad this week before his stock drops
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:26 PM) I drafted him last year and also had David Johnson, Chris Johnson, Roetlesburger, Romo, Palmer, Barnage,, .....my whole team was stacked with starters. Entire team wasc stacked with starters. Even bench. Made tge Superbowl but did have a rough start at behinning of season when Romo and Roethlisberger wentvdown at the start of season also lost amazing starting rb and wr all within the 1st 4 games but worked the waivers really well..shut out until garbage time by a team that was terrible last year
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:28 PM) Last part meant Rams were shut out entire game even in garbage time against 49r backups
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:29 PM) Sorry about typos. Hard to type on small phone screen
MikeGangGree... Icon : (17 September 2016 - 06:00 PM) This is why I'm glad Rex is gone. Fire the OC after the D gives up 500 yards??
MikeGangGree... Icon : (17 September 2016 - 06:01 PM) UPDATE THE UPDATE!!!!
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 06:25 PM) Yep Rex isn't a bad coach but he needs to have all player and coach decisions as far as firing and hiring taken out of his hands. His problem is he doesn't know to separate the job from loyalty to players and is unable to let underperforming players go
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 06:27 PM) He was great as a DC because he wasn't in charge of roster and firing decisions. He will never make it as a good head coach until he can get rid of loyalty and run a team like any boss runs a business.
azjetfan Icon : (17 September 2016 - 07:16 PM) I loved Rex as a person. But he is severely handicapped in his skill set as a HC. He has not adapted and will not adapt. That's why he isn't here and will be fired from Buffalo.
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:05 AM) It's all guessing and I will like likely stick with my two starters that are injured and playing but D.Thomas looks like he is still in a lot of pain and Stewart is still in the locker room getting ankle treatment so both could be on a snap count
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:06 AM) I have good wr's on bench and good rb's on bench but they have bad matchups. Do t trust Diggs against Greenbay or Doug Martin against Arizona both on bench
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:08 AM) If I made changes I have Crabtree for Oakland Aagainst Atlanta and Abdullah for Detroit against 49rs as my two options I would choose if I made any changes
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:10 AM) Actually have it backwards with my running back teams
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:12 AM) Detroit vs Titans who I believe has a legit defense. Panthers have a better team but the ankle for Stewart and both the Titans and 49rs are ranked #1 against the run. Not a believer in the 49rs defensesthough
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:13 AM) Believe the Rams oline just sucks
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:15 AM) Abdullah splits carries but he did get 17 last week and also catches a lot of passes and has a better qb so could exploit the Titans still
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:16 AM) Will most likely do my own thing anyway just looking for input from those that actually study in fantasy if anyone feels like offering their opinions. If not it's cool too. Thanks
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:18 AM) If not for the injuries to the two players I'd keep them in for sure but all it takes for Thomas is a hit to the hip and a tackle by the ankle for Stewart if they aren't on a snap count already or if pain doesn't get to them.
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 12:45 PM) Well looks like leaving in Stewart was,a,bad move in locker room
MikeGangGree... Icon : (18 September 2016 - 04:54 PM) Good news! Dolphins suck
santana Icon : (19 September 2016 - 08:08 AM) Thanks professor
Jetsfan115 Icon : (23 September 2016 - 03:55 PM) updated roster. FB howsare released, TE bowman added to roster
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 10:09 AM) BREAKING NEWS: Santana is a jinx during JETS games
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 11:40 AM) HUGE game today
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 11:40 AM) Santana PLEASE refrain from entering the BanterBox cause you are a JINX
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 05:41 PM

Make this thread THE official jokes thread.

The rules are, make as many jokes for the Dolphins, Pats, Bills, Giants and Cowboys as you can. Even if it's made up.

Get it?

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:03 PM

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Dolphins fan, a Bills fan, and a Jets fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Bills fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the Buffolo Bills!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Bills fan, the Dolphins fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Miami Dolphins!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Bill and Dolphin fans, the Jets fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the New York Jets!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriots fan off the mountain.



biggrin.gif Pretty corny......Oh Well!!! icon_idea.gif
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:20 PM

QUOTE (vilmatime51 @ Jul 19 2005, 06:38 PM)
Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Dolphins fan, a Bills fan, and a Jets fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Bills fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the Buffolo Bills!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Bills fan, the Dolphins fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Miami Dolphins!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Bill and Dolphin fans, the Jets fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the New York Jets!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriots fan off the mountain.

biggrin.gif Pretty corny......Oh Well!!!  icon_idea.gif

I rather throw the Dolphins fan off, but hey as long as he died thats good enough for me. hysterical.gif fish.gif icon_idea.gif icon_question.gif
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE (vilmatime51 @ Jul 19 2005, 06:38 PM)
Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Dolphins fan, a Bills fan, and a Jets fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Bills fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the Buffolo Bills!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Bills fan, the Dolphins fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Miami Dolphins!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Bill and Dolphin fans, the Jets fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the New York Jets!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriots fan off the mountain.

biggrin.gif Pretty corny......Oh Well!!!  icon_idea.gif

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE (JetsOhFive @ Jul 19 2005, 07:55 PM)
I rather throw the Dolphins fan off, but hey as long as he died thats good enough for me. hysterical.gif  fish.gif  icon_idea.gif  icon_question.gif

Wasn't corny to me.... icon_idea.gif
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 07:13 PM

hope I dont screw this up ....

one day at school little Billy's teacher took a survey of the kids in the class

"Children .. just for fun Id like to see what football teams all of you like"

so when she asked little Billy "What team do you like?"

Billy replied "I like the New York Jets"

"Why?" asked the teacher

"Because my parents are Jets fans"

"That's silly .. if you're Daddy was a thief and you're mother was a prostitue .. would you be either of those?"

"No" Billy replied "I would be a Raiders fan"

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 11:27 PM

Good one Dave!! yahoo.gif Heres another that I hope you like.
How many Raider fans does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
15
1 to make the dough, and 14 to peel the smarties!
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 08:22 AM

I've got one...


Can we put this in the man show forum!!!???
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 08:47 AM

Yes, we should go into the Man Show with this, but Vilma and Dave those were good, I have one but is has nothing to do with football.
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 08:49 AM

i got one ok ready









Ricky Williams!!!!!
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 08:51 AM

Here's one

Boy

I

Love

Losing

Superbowls

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Posted 20 July 2005 - 09:07 AM

This is kinda of a old one but.......

2 kids are playing Hockey in Central park. Soon a wilded dog comes after then. One of them gets his hockey stick and breaks the dogs neck. A reporter who saw what happened and started interviewing the boy. The reporter said " The title will be little yankee fan saves boy's life." The boy said " I am not a yankee fan." The reporter said " oh, sorry, I just figuered that you where a yankee fan."Then the reporter said " little Jets fan saves boy's life." The boy saids " I am not a jets fan." Then the reporter said " Then what are you???" The boy said " I am a dolphins fan." The reporter tears out the page and makes a new title " Little bastards kills beloved family pet."
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 01:00 PM

QUOTE (ColesReturns87 @ Jul 20 2005, 09:24 AM)
i got one ok ready
Ricky Williams!!!!!

Can you imagine just how many jokes there are actually going to be about him. I mean even when a huddle takes too long, some ones going to say "Well the Dolphins are taking a while to call a play, they must be passing a joint around." Its gonna be great. hysterical.gif
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 03:43 PM

QUOTE (HurricaneJet32 @ Jul 20 2005, 09:57 AM)
I've got one...
Can we put this in the man show forum!!!???
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I thought about it .. but since the jokes were intended to be football related .. I left it in here

QUOTE (ChadPenningtonrulez#10 @ Jul 19 2005, 07:16 PM)
Make this thread THE official jokes thread.

The rules are, make as many jokes for the Dolphins, Pats, Bills, Giants and Cowboys as you can. Even if it's made up.

Get it?

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Posted 20 July 2005 - 04:17 PM

BREAKING THE RULES ?????HAHA. and a child shall lead them. but dave you are not a child............pull down your pants and hit yourself with a switch. crazy.gif
great stuff laughed my butt off.
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 05:40 PM

QUOTE (gmany3k @ Jul 20 2005, 05:52 PM)
BREAKING THE RULES ?????HAHA. and a child shall lead them. but dave you are not a child............pull down your pants and hit yourself with a switch. crazy.gif
great stuff laughed my butt off.



who showed you those pictures!?!?!? bullshit.gif
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:31 PM

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Miami and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Dolphins fan.
She asks the class to raise their hands if they, too, are Dolphins fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher
looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Dolphins fan," she replied.
The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Dolphins fan, then who do you support?"
"I'm a Jet fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks,"Mary, why are you a Jet fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from New York, my mom is an Jet fan and my
dad is a Jet fan, so I'm a Jet fan, too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not
necessarily a reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just
like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car
thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "I'd be a Patriots fan."

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:46 PM

I know this guy just didn't go back and find this god damn topic from like months ago and bring it back to the front. Man your an idiot.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:51 PM

QUOTE (sdubb6 @ Aug 30 2005, 10:21 PM)
I know this guy just didn't go back and find this god damn topic from like months ago and bring it back to the front. Man your an idiot.

Easy easy. He had a joke, he remember he made a topic about it and he decided to add to it.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:53 PM

I'm sending this to the Man Show forum.
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