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Jets are doing jets related things also... THE KNICKS.

santana :	(Yesterday, 11:59 PM) yeah but hes white and a patriot
santana :	(Today, 12:00 AM) goodell is busy banning handbags from stadiums
santana :	(Today, 12:00 AM) this country is priming its self for a massive protest this handbag shit is retarded
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:01 AM) They are so f***ing stupid
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:01 AM) Like people need more reasons to stay at home for the game
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:02 AM) Honestly, at this point, the only way I'd go to an NFL game was A. Free tickets B. Tickets were close enough to the field that I felt like I could heckle a player and be heard
santana :	(Today, 12:02 AM) its not stupid its actually genius
santana :	(Today, 12:02 AM) the problem is i know for sure the evil genius behind it is dan snyder and other owners pushing for this shit
santana :	(Today, 12:02 AM) they want their new stadiums to inhale your money from the minute you enter its zipcode
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:03 AM) Genius in the sense that you force people to spend more money
santana :	(Today, 12:03 AM) right
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:03 AM) Baseball stadiums started doing this since right after 9/11
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:03 AM) I used to go to Mets games as a kid with a subway hero
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:04 AM) Now I gotta drop $30 for a burger with fries
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:04 AM) You know what I do? Not go to the fuckin games LOL
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:04 AM) And it's not just me because the Mets suck, Yankees can't sell out anymore at all
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:04 AM) Shit, even Mets vs Yankees wasn't sold out
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:04 AM) That never happened in the 90s
santana :	(Today, 12:04 AM) ghetto fries
santana :	(Today, 12:05 AM) whats amusing is at nationals stadium the staff is the worst
santana :	(Today, 12:05 AM) they don't give a shit
santana :	(Today, 12:05 AM) specially sunday morning
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:06 AM) How so?
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:06 AM) Do they make you watch the Nationals?
santana :	(Today, 12:06 AM) every time they handed me my food or what not then i had to go to the register to pay i just walked away because the queue was too long
santana :	(Today, 12:06 AM) people running the registers just go super slow
santana :	(Today, 12:07 AM) no one there is in charge of making sure the customers are following the process
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:11 AM) Wait, you pay after you get your food?
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:11 AM) How does that even work?
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:11 AM) Everywhere you pay when you place your order
santana :	(Today, 12:12 AM) well its decided getting some booze tomorrow afternoon and drinking every time i head lebron's head band referenced
santana :	(Today, 12:12 AM) like i said the concession stands are a mess
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:12 AM) You might die
santana :	(Today, 12:12 AM) there were multiple people behind the counter
santana :	(Today, 12:13 AM) so you could just go up to it and ask for what you wanted and 1 out of the 5 people would be on a single register
santana :	(Today, 12:13 AM) so eventually you were just handed your food
santana :	(Today, 12:13 AM) expecting for someone to approach the register you were standing infront to charge you
santana :	(Today, 12:13 AM) or you were led to believe maybe you had to go line up to the one that had a cashier with people already waiting on it
santana :	(Today, 12:14 AM) so a lot of the times when i was just handed the food i requested i would stand there look around see them go back to being distracted on their boost mobile phones or whatever reason and walked away
santana :	(Today, 12:14 AM) i got 6 pretzels like this for the group i was with and 3 hot dogs
santana :	(Today, 12:15 AM) my ticket one time had like 5$ towards concessions or what not their scanner wasnt working at the register so it wasnt reading it right or she didnt know what she was doing. she tried to scan it 3 times then litterally just turned away so i was standing there asking if it was all good no one answered so i just walked away with the food
santana :	(Today, 12:18 AM) probably doesn't help that they are hiring people from one of the worst parts of dc
santana :	(Today, 12:19 AM) in fact all the stadiums in dc are in very low income areas probably to exploit this work force
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:31 AM) No stadiums are in low income areas because that's how they get municipal bonds to finance construction. "Look, we're giving black people jobs! Pay for our stadium!!!"
santana :	(Today, 12:32 AM) right

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 02:35 PM

I think this belongs in some other forum, but its just too funny.

chuck norris, who can do anything, at one time could do anything but give birth, when he realized this he promptly ripped out the uterus of a passing woman, then through special muscle action, tore a hole in his own abdomen just by flexing his stomach, performed surgery on himself with a taco bell spork, and rudimentary sutures made from his beard hair. he now has 12 babies a day just for fun, and roundhouse kicks them at passing cars from freeway bridges. just because hes chuck norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:02 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

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My point exactly. I'll second that notion.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:14 PM

thats soo random..but these chuck norris jokes are everywhere these days idk why...but the funniest ones i heard are...

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 05:15 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:33 PM

lol it was just a chuck norris joke to make some people laugh, but that obviously didnt work

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:57 PM

I thought it was funny.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 05:13 AM

eh.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 06:35 AM

QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Dec 25 2005, 03:32 AM)

I thought it was funny.

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I found the cancer one quite funny but dont get the other three.

Who is Chuck Norris by the way?

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 09:27 AM

He's an actor and is always the good guy. He's a big macho, girthy man.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 01:53 PM

QUOTE (vilmatime51 @ Dec 24 2005, 03:49 PM)

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That blind man one is hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it, I have been telling everyone it now. Thanks for the good joke Vilmatime, and thanks for starting a Chuck Norris topic Jetsfan.

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