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MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 05:59 PM) Nice pass
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 05:59 PM) we are running out of time
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Today, 05:59 PM) No more screens just chuck it down field
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:00 PM) 1st down
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:00 PM) LETS GO
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:00 PM) Jalen!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:01 PM) Jeeeeeeeez
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:01 PM) wow
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:01 PM) 2nd and 10
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:01 PM) Drop
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:01 PM) 3rd and 10
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:01 PM) CMON O WTF
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:02 PM) THE GUYS IN RED ARE NOT ON OUR TEAM!!!!!!
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:02 PM) 4th and the game
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Today, 06:03 PM) Terrible throw
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:03 PM) another f***ing pick
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:03 PM) Good job Fitz Right to the DB
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Today, 06:03 PM) From player of the week to trash
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:03 PM) wtf fitzpatrick
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:03 PM) 6 trunovers
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Today, 06:05 PM) What a shit game
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:05 PM) absolute trash
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:08 PM) already burned all 3 timeouts too
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:08 PM) AWFUCKINL
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:09 PM) Really had no choice
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:10 PM) WOW
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:10 PM) Life as a jets fan
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:10 PM) ..........................................................
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:10 PM) another f***ing pick 6
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:11 PM) 7 turnovers
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:11 PM) we had 9 days
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:11 PM) and we play like this?
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:11 PM) 9 fuckin days
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:12 PM) 9 NINE NINE FUCKIN DAYS
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:12 PM) Take all the starters out atleast
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:13 PM) Ryan Shitspatrick showed up today
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:14 PM) Good thing I don't drink during JETS games I'd be in an alcohol coma today
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:17 PM) Another pick
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 06:17 PM) 6 picks
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:17 PM) 6 f***ing INT's
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Today, 06:18 PM) 8 turnovers. Most since 1975
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:20 PM) we don't deserve to be considered good
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:20 PM) we are a clusterfuck
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:49 PM) This was a horrible effort by the team
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 06:49 PM) they had 10 days to prepare and still shit themselves on the field
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Post icon  Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:30 PM

biggrin.gif Why ARE Men Happier ?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics te! ll you the truth.The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on you! r face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, m aybe decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.
No wonder men are happier
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:37 PM

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thats what i'm talking about. we're able to go on anything at any time. we're totally unpredictable. bad think is that you a more susceptable to getting tickets for urinating in public than women are.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 01:28 PM

QUOTE (gmany3k @ Apr 20 2005, 07:05 PM)
You know stuff about tanks.



LOL
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 04:40 PM

C'mon keep this in the Man Show.
I changed my name, but I dont remember what it was... if anyone remembers please let me know.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 07:19 PM

yahoo.gif relax herm. it is a suggestion.you don't have to read it. hysterical.gif
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