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santana Icon : (Today, 08:32 PM) Jets should pluck both the afc championship winning coach and nfc championship winning coach right before the super bowl
santana Icon : (Today, 08:33 PM) MAKE IT HAPPEN woody!
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:35 PM) The last time the JETS cleaned house was the same year I was born 1977 so that is 37 years ago for those who need to use their fingers to count backwards from 2014 to 1977
santana Icon : (Today, 08:38 PM) also fun fact about 1977 rings around uranus were discovered
Mr_Jet Icon : (Today, 08:40 PM) Also in 1977 the singer Elvis Presley died.
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 08:40 PM) lol@Santana.......always something comical to say. Love your sense of humor man. You never get pissed or let things get to you like the rest of us do. Wish we were all that easy going. Me included
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:40 PM) a lot of shit went down in 1977
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:40 PM) we get it
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:40 PM) but in JETS history it was the last time they fired both the GM and HC
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:41 PM) and of course I was born that's right you're almighty one GANGGREEN2003
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:41 PM) THE OG OF THIS BITCH
Mr_Jet Icon : (Today, 08:42 PM) Joe Namath retired from football in 1977 after a year with the LA Rams.
santana Icon : (Today, 08:43 PM) shakira was born in 1977
Mr_Jet Icon : (Today, 08:44 PM) Jimmy Carter was inaugurated the 39th President of the United States in 1977.
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 08:45 PM) Well another crappy year down the drain for us jets fans. This board will pretty much die down big time until new coaches and FO`s people are hired and then the draft.
santana Icon : (Today, 08:46 PM) off season is best season
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 08:47 PM) A lot of us might have issues at times with each other but I miss this board when its not active. this is by far my favorite forum. I rarely post in any other forums. Occasionally Xbox360iso but other than that here is about it. Im quiet and discreet everywhere else
santana Icon : (Today, 08:48 PM) RIP REX RYAN milber didnt die for this!
Mr_Jet Icon : (Today, 08:48 PM) Yes, the inevitable off season thread about Washington's nickname turning into a race war thread.
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 08:48 PM) If the Phoenix Suns had a fan forum Id post there but havent found any worth a damn
santana Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) ravens in the playoffs upset me
santana Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) they will either win like crazy and make it to the afc champ game or they will just get bounced immediately
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) MILBER
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) TEH MILBER
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) FIRE IZDICK
santana Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) I would of rather seen the chiefs or houston with keenum at qb lol
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) but 1977 will always go down as the year I WAS BORN!!!!
santana Icon : (Today, 08:53 PM) 1977 also when atari was released
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 08:53 PM) Living in DC I figured youd like the Ravens some. I dont mind them. Cant stand the Steelers though
santana Icon : (Today, 08:54 PM) They are bad this year
santana Icon : (Today, 08:54 PM) ugly games specially the last couple of weeks
santana Icon : (Today, 08:55 PM) also we dont need 3 teams from the afc north
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) One wild card games next weekend will be AFC South divisional so anything could happen
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) meant North
santana Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) I would rather see some fresh faces in the playoffs
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) Yeah. Last year it was three from the AFC West
santana Icon : (Today, 08:58 PM) bengals i don't mind. steelers and ravens bleh
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 08:58 PM) I hear you. thats why the Cardinals injuries pisses me off
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 09:00 PM) I wanted to see them have another chance win a Superbowl after they had the last one stolen from them by the Steelers
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 09:02 PM) Kurt Warner 5 years removed with one week of practice would probably play better than the third string qb they have starting now
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 09:02 PM) Well Im off here
2JBallar01 Icon : (Today, 09:10 PM) I live in Arizona so im a cardinals fan as well. Sucks about the QB problem with them. It was such a promising year too. Now they have no chance
santana Icon : (Today, 09:27 PM) they have a chance they play the panthers in carolina
santana Icon : (Today, 09:28 PM) they could take that game
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 09:53 PM) Mike Wallace is like Santonio Holmes
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#1 User is offline   JetSon Icon

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:49 AM

STATE LAWS (OKLAHOMA)

* Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
* Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
* Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
* It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
* Whaling is illegal.
* It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
* Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.
* People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
* No one may spit on a sidewalk.
* It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
* It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
* Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
* Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
* One may not promote a "horse tripping event".
* It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

LOCAL LAWS, BY TOWN

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* If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

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Bartlesville

* If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal.
* No person may own more than two adult cats.
* It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.
* Persons may not play catch on any city street.

Clinton

* Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Hawthahorne

* It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Oklahoma City

* No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

Schulter

* Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

Tulsa

* You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
* Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

Wynona

* One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
* Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
* Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

Yukon

* It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
* While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

thats awesome
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT!
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 02:09 PM

It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.

That one is my favourite. So is it okay for lesbian vibrations - I mean what is annoying about two women getting it on with each other? crazy.gif

Second favourite: People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

JetSon are you sure these are true?
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 03:25 PM

yes there is a wole website about stupid laws

http://www.google.co...n&q=stupid+laws

i'm moving it to the man show now though
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 05:26 PM

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Whaling is illegal.


Damn, I was just getting ready for my whaling trip in Oaklahoma.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 06:37 PM

i did search that on google, here are some crazy laws, some states i believe think the ice cream man is the devil:

· Indianola
· The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

Baldwin Park

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

· Belvedere
· City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

· Burlingame
· It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

· Lompoc
· It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

· Los Angeles
· Toads may not be licked.

· San Francisco
· Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

· Columbus
· Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.

· Gainesville
· Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

· Jonesboro
· It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

· Champaign
· One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.

· Galesburg
· There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.

· Mesquite
· It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

· Texarkana
· Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights

It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

· Lenoir City
· When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.

Memphis

It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.

· Elkhart
· It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears

· South Bend
· It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

Washington

All lollipops are banned.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
Seattle

Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

· Wilbur
· You may not ride an ugly horse.

· Denver
· You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
· It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 11:55 PM

hahahaha, i just did an assignment on this in school!, they are hilarious, not sure if they are real or not though
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 06:30 PM

I'd actually be very interested in knowing how the law related to Jets clothing came about. I'm trying to search lol
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