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Jets lose by 1 to pats possibly Rex's last home game
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 07:37 PM) well smoke a bowl then
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:37 PM) I'm cool as a cucumber
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:38 PM) I don't have $ to buy any weed right now
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:38 PM) business is slow and I got other things to worry about
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 07:38 PM) Game not over yet
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:38 PM) but I'm still cool as a cucumber
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 07:39 PM) Who declared cucumbers cool
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:40 PM) cucumbers are cool cause I said so
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 07:41 PM) And you said so because you're cool as a cucumber
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 07:41 PM) That was a stupid penalty
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:41 PM) yup
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:41 PM) I'm mad chill
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 07:42 PM) he got hammered
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:42 PM) I'm not as cool as the other side of the pillow though cause that is gay as f***
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 07:43 PM) So what are you saying? You ride cucumbers?
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:44 PM) nope but cucumbers are great on sandwiches and sandwiches are f***ing awesome
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:45 PM) and they can be fermented and become pickles which is always great on sandwiches and I already said it sandwiches are f***ing awesome
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 07:46 PM) He's got a point
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:47 PM) of course I do I'm moderator material
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 07:47 PM) Where's the studs and duds thread
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:48 PM) I bring shit to the table that noone else does cause well I'm f***ing awesome just like sandwiches
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:48 PM) there were no studs
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:48 PM) and the duds would be so long to list I'd still be typing if I had started that thread
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:49 PM) but at least the bills lost to the lowly raiders
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 07:52 PM) Ok im trying to get this
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 07:52 PM) the jets have gone up against all total teams with a record of 114-110
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 07:52 PM) the Jags have gone up against 114-109-1
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 07:53 PM) if Denver wins. that's 115-110 against us and 114-110-1 against the Jags
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 07:54 PM) How do they have the harder Schedule strength??
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 07:56 PM) that's if Denver wins tomorrow
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:11 PM) Is it me or is Tony Dungy awkward looking when he tries to smile and stares straight into the camera while doing the Football Night in America broadcast
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:17 PM) the job the GM in Arizona has done with dealing with all those injuries this season is something I would love to emulate for the JETS
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:17 PM) finding talent in places you don't expect
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:17 PM) but instead we get a pencil pusher
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:17 PM) who puts us in great position cap wise but can't evaluate talent for shit
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:18 PM) and makes horrible draft picks
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:18 PM) and just wasted every single JETS fans time for the past 6 months
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:18 PM) and next monday that shit comes to an end
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:18 PM) bye bye idzik bye bye rex dueces geno
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:19 PM) Fire Idzik Fire Rex Cut Geno
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:23 PM) Would you make a trade to get Larry Fitzgerald?
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 11:16 PM) Beastmode
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 11:16 PM) wow
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 11:21 PM) "Hold ma diiiiiiickkkkkk"
-lynch
a1elbow2.0 Icon : (Today, 12:58 AM) Someone needs to save 2003s comments today for future generations
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Posted 29 April 2005 - 07:43 PM

THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES, FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY:
>FEMALE SOFA----- A 500lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a
>hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under
>her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote
>control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva.
>eeewwwww.....
>PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with
>lacerations to his *beep*. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in
>her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I
>would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it
>was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a
>recent hysterectomy.
>PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a
stony
>mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling
>around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring
>the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm
sure!)?!!.
>The concrete then hardened, (no shwr;sf;^t Sherlock!), causing
>constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete
cast
>of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.
>(Boy - we live sheltered lives!)
>BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining
of
>severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that
they
>would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried
>to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor
>examined
>him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all.
>He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.
>OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State
>emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his
hands
>around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They
eventually
>explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a
romantic
>dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to
>administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act,
she
>had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's
*beep* and
>wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed
a
>fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.


Ok--honestly I am not sure if any of these are true. However,working in the ER for 2 1/2 yrs--I can believe that they may have happened. We see very distubing things there... :shok:
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Posted 30 April 2005 - 01:21 AM

OMG! Wow, that was an amazing post! Good stuff all around.
I changed my name, but I dont remember what it was... if anyone remembers please let me know.
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