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Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 09:21 PM) you don't watch college football, stop
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 09:23 PM) He might not even of been in the second tier of players
SecondHandJets :	(Yesterday, 09:25 PM) I've read a ton of articles and all had him as the favorite
SecondHandJets :	(Yesterday, 09:25 PM) Who was the favorite then?
SecondHandJets :	(Yesterday, 09:27 PM) "Smith was already going to be on most Heisman preseason lists, but a 407-yard, 6-TD performance in the Orange Bowl win over Clemson only solidified him as an elite passer. He can make every throw on the field and has a plethora of talented receivers coming back. Since this team will likely be playing in the Big 12, which has had the uncanny knack for inflating quarterback numbers recently, Smith and head coach Dana Holgorsen are going to leave opposing defenses charred and crippled on most Saturdays."
SecondHandJets :	(Yesterday, 09:27 PM) That's from a Jan 2012 article
SecondHandJets :	(Yesterday, 09:27 PM) You can google shit from 14 months ago and find a f*** ton of these
SecondHandJets :	(Yesterday, 09:29 PM) http://news.yahoo.com/top-10-heisman-trophy-candidates-2012-heading-season-150300441--ncaaf.html
SecondHandJets :	(Yesterday, 09:31 PM) http://newyork.sbnation.com/2012/8/17/3249284/heisman-trophy-watchlist-2012-las-vegas-betting-odds-line-matt-barkley-montee-ball-denard-robinson
SecondHandJets :	(Yesterday, 09:32 PM) He was 4th according to Vegas odds in April 2012
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 09:53 PM) 4th makes him the favorite?
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 09:53 PM) you said he was the favorite
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 09:53 PM) he wasn't anything near the favorite
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 09:54 PM) he reached his pinnacle in the heisman race in the early part of last season
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 09:54 PM) at that point he was the favorite
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 09:56 PM) also, what a basketball game
MikeGangGree... :	(Yesterday, 10:21 PM) 4 point game
MikeGangGree... :	(Yesterday, 10:21 PM) maybe the pacers are that good
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:36 AM) I said that his time last year, he was the favorite. I misspoke. He was 3rd or 4th. He certainly wasn't "not even in the 2nd tier" like you claimed
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:36 AM) Take your medicine Matty
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 12:36 AM) Maybe you should watch more college football instead of talking about watching college football
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 06:46 AM) No he wasn't 3rd or 4th
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 06:47 AM) He was the 4th favorite in vegas, making him no where near the favorite
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 06:47 AM) Barkley had 3/2 odds, Geno was 9-1
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 06:48 AM) It's whatever
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 10:50 AM) Manish leaving jets beat
Jetsfan0099 :	(Today, 10:51 AM) About time
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 11:22 AM) Was he "not even in the 2nd tier"? No. STFU
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 11:25 AM) Was he the favorite?
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 11:26 AM) Or even close to the favorite?
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 11:27 AM) Nice Manish leaving? Good shit
HarlemHxC814 :	(Today, 11:43 AM) SHJ, your boy EJ leads a very sad life
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 11:57 AM) haha why do you say that
HarlemHxC814 :	(Today, 12:03 PM) I'm friends with SHJ on Facebook and I replied "TEH KNICKS" then EJ recognized my name and started commenting saying shit
HarlemHxC814 :	(Today, 12:04 PM) He then goes "yeah and f*** the Knicks" I wanted to tell him he doesn't know what that joke is because he's banned
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 12:05 PM) haha
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 12:05 PM) what a dick
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 01:55 PM) Yea i saw that about an hour after
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 01:55 PM) Very cringy
SecondHandJets :	(Today, 01:56 PM) He didn't bring anything to the table
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 02:38 PM) how can you say that? you supported the f*** out of him
Jetsman05 :	(Today, 02:40 PM) I like him when hes not off his rocking chair which is rare
HarlemHxC814 :	(Today, 07:49 PM) THE RANGERS
HarlemHxC814 :	(Today, 07:49 PM) CHELSEA FC
HarlemHxC814 :	(Today, 07:49 PM) THE YANKEES

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 02:35 PM

I think this belongs in some other forum, but its just too funny.

chuck norris, who can do anything, at one time could do anything but give birth, when he realized this he promptly ripped out the uterus of a passing woman, then through special muscle action, tore a hole in his own abdomen just by flexing his stomach, performed surgery on himself with a taco bell spork, and rudimentary sutures made from his beard hair. he now has 12 babies a day just for fun, and roundhouse kicks them at passing cars from freeway bridges. just because hes chuck norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:02 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

moved

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

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My point exactly. I'll second that notion.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:14 PM

thats soo random..but these chuck norris jokes are everywhere these days idk why...but the funniest ones i heard are...

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 05:15 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:33 PM

lol it was just a chuck norris joke to make some people laugh, but that obviously didnt work

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:57 PM

I thought it was funny.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 05:13 AM

eh.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 06:35 AM

QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Dec 25 2005, 03:32 AM)

I thought it was funny.

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I found the cancer one quite funny but dont get the other three.

Who is Chuck Norris by the way?

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 09:27 AM

He's an actor and is always the good guy. He's a big macho, girthy man.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 01:53 PM

QUOTE (vilmatime51 @ Dec 24 2005, 03:49 PM)

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That blind man one is hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it, I have been telling everyone it now. Thanks for the good joke Vilmatime, and thanks for starting a Chuck Norris topic Jetsfan.

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