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ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:40 PM) but in JETS history it was the last time they fired both the GM and HC
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:41 PM) and of course I was born that's right you're almighty one GANGGREEN2003
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:41 PM) THE OG OF THIS BITCH
Mr_Jet Icon : (Yesterday, 08:42 PM) Joe Namath retired from football in 1977 after a year with the LA Rams.
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:43 PM) shakira was born in 1977
Mr_Jet Icon : (Yesterday, 08:44 PM) Jimmy Carter was inaugurated the 39th President of the United States in 1977.
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 08:45 PM) Well another crappy year down the drain for us jets fans. This board will pretty much die down big time until new coaches and FO`s people are hired and then the draft.
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:46 PM) off season is best season
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 08:47 PM) A lot of us might have issues at times with each other but I miss this board when its not active. this is by far my favorite forum. I rarely post in any other forums. Occasionally Xbox360iso but other than that here is about it. Im quiet and discreet everywhere else
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:48 PM) RIP REX RYAN milber didnt die for this!
Mr_Jet Icon : (Yesterday, 08:48 PM) Yes, the inevitable off season thread about Washington's nickname turning into a race war thread.
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 08:48 PM) If the Phoenix Suns had a fan forum Id post there but havent found any worth a damn
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:50 PM) ravens in the playoffs upset me
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:50 PM) they will either win like crazy and make it to the afc champ game or they will just get bounced immediately
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:50 PM) MILBER
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:50 PM) TEH MILBER
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:50 PM) FIRE IZDICK
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:50 PM) I would of rather seen the chiefs or houston with keenum at qb lol
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:50 PM) but 1977 will always go down as the year I WAS BORN!!!!
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:53 PM) 1977 also when atari was released
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 08:53 PM) Living in DC I figured youd like the Ravens some. I dont mind them. Cant stand the Steelers though
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:54 PM) They are bad this year
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:54 PM) ugly games specially the last couple of weeks
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:55 PM) also we dont need 3 teams from the afc north
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 08:57 PM) One wild card games next weekend will be AFC South divisional so anything could happen
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 08:57 PM) meant North
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:57 PM) I would rather see some fresh faces in the playoffs
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 08:57 PM) Yeah. Last year it was three from the AFC West
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:58 PM) bengals i don't mind. steelers and ravens bleh
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 08:58 PM) I hear you. thats why the Cardinals injuries pisses me off
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 09:00 PM) I wanted to see them have another chance win a Superbowl after they had the last one stolen from them by the Steelers
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 09:02 PM) Kurt Warner 5 years removed with one week of practice would probably play better than the third string qb they have starting now
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 09:02 PM) Well Im off here
2JBallar01 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:10 PM) I live in Arizona so im a cardinals fan as well. Sucks about the QB problem with them. It was such a promising year too. Now they have no chance
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 09:27 PM) they have a chance they play the panthers in carolina
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 09:28 PM) they could take that game
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:53 PM) Mike Wallace is like Santonio Holmes
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 11:13 PM) santonio holmes is like mike wallace
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:17 PM) agreed
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:19 PM) @MMehtaNYDN 28s28 seconds ago
Woody Johnson will meet with Rex Ryan tomorrow morning when it's expected the owner will tell his head coach that he's making a change #nyj
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 11:19 PM) I wonder if antonio bryant will follow in their footsteps
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 11:20 PM) Antonio Brown.......the pick we traded to the steelers for holmes
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 11:22 PM) right brown*
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 11:24 PM) SQUISH THE FISH!!!!
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 11:50 PM) @mortreport Jets owner Woody Johnson will move swiftly Monday to fire both John Idzik and Rex Ryan, per sources. Johnson won't keep Ryan hanging on fate
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Posted 24 December 2005 - 02:35 PM

I think this belongs in some other forum, but its just too funny.

chuck norris, who can do anything, at one time could do anything but give birth, when he realized this he promptly ripped out the uterus of a passing woman, then through special muscle action, tore a hole in his own abdomen just by flexing his stomach, performed surgery on himself with a taco bell spork, and rudimentary sutures made from his beard hair. he now has 12 babies a day just for fun, and roundhouse kicks them at passing cars from freeway bridges. just because hes chuck norris.


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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

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My point exactly. I'll second that notion. WTF.gif
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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:14 PM

thats soo random..but these chuck norris jokes are everywhere these days idk why...but the funniest ones i heard are...

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:33 PM

lol it was just a chuck norris joke to make some people laugh, but that obviously didnt work
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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:57 PM

I thought it was funny. hysterical.gif
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Posted 25 December 2005 - 05:13 AM

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 06:35 AM

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I found the cancer one quite funny but dont get the other three.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 09:27 AM

He's an actor and is always the good guy. He's a big macho, girthy man.
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Posted 25 December 2005 - 01:53 PM

QUOTE (vilmatime51 @ Dec 24 2005, 03:49 PM)
thats soo random..but these chuck norris jokes are everywhere these days idk why...but the funniest ones i heard are...

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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That blind man one is hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it, I have been telling everyone it now. Thanks for the good joke Vilmatime, and thanks for starting a Chuck Norris topic Jetsfan.
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