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MikeGangGree... Icon : (16 September 2016 - 10:09 AM) good
MikeGangGree... Icon : (16 September 2016 - 10:09 AM) Best day of the week is the day after a Jets Win!
Jetsfan115 Icon : (16 September 2016 - 10:12 AM) Rob you think the offense started off ugly? we scored on our first 4 drives, and controlled the ball 80% of the time the first half. We didn't even punt until the 2nd half
ROBJETS Icon : (16 September 2016 - 10:21 AM) I meant the hits on Fitz at on the first Drive or two with the fumbles and almost fumbles....The Tom Brady rule where balls that used to be fumbles are incomplete. We recovered the ball on all but one but it was ruled incomplete
ROBJETS Icon : (16 September 2016 - 10:26 AM) The offensive line stepped off after Hughes got hurt for however long he was out. I don't blame J. Marsh for that fumble because that was just a hell of a play. Imo Fitz had a career best game even with only 1 td passing. Never seen him so accurate. So yeah when I meant ugly I meant dline penetration and the 1st two drives ending up in fieldgoals
ROBJETS Icon : (16 September 2016 - 10:30 AM) But 31 points given up passing by the defense passing was bad. It wasn't just 2 long bombs and that defensive touchdown leading to 21 points. 3q1 against a bad team was terrible for the defense. Without the offense putting up 37 the Jets,would have lost so yeah I consider it an ugly start on both ends
ROBJETS Icon : (16 September 2016 - 10:32 AM) I'm glad like everyone else that the Jets won. Especially with getting with by the Bills multiple times it was nice revenge.
ROBJETS Icon : (16 September 2016 - 10:34 AM) Just saying that the Bills look like a bad team this year and the Jets have to face a lot of teams that are probably playoff bound again so yes there is a lot of concern
Jetsfan115 Icon : (16 September 2016 - 11:39 AM) fitz look good and lets not forget the 50+ yarder to decker that was called back on a BS holding penalty. plus if you rewatch it, the jets d-line was getting held like crazy and never got calls. I seen McLendon, williams, and wilk all complaining about it
azjetfan Icon : (16 September 2016 - 12:32 PM) I think the game plan for the D was to keep Taylor in the pocker
azjetfan Icon : (16 September 2016 - 12:33 PM) They didn't want him running around when they only rushed 3-4 guts
Jetsfan115 Icon : (16 September 2016 - 12:37 PM) bills fired their OC today after the loss yesterday lol
Jetsfan115 Icon : (16 September 2016 - 12:38 PM) yeah we didn't really rush, we just tried to keep contain on the outside and collapse the middle
Jetsfan115 Icon : (16 September 2016 - 12:38 PM) on the salas TD, one of our LBers went for the sack and broke contain and pryor got away and made the play
Jetsfan115 Icon : (16 September 2016 - 12:39 PM) when we did rush which was rare, we had a spy
ROBJETS Icon : (16 September 2016 - 11:11 PM) As far as the Bills firing the oc I'm not sure I agree with it with Watkins having major foot problem with a steel rod in his surgically repaired foot but I dont follow the Bills so cant really say. I do think they need to get rid of Rob Ryan though. He had a decent year with the Browns then was terrible with the Cowboys and Saints. He isn't half the DC that Rex is. I still think Rex can be a good head coach withe the right coaches and roster but Rob Ryan isn't the answer. But if Rex wants to ruin his chance of staying a head coach by keeping his brother on the coaching staff like he ruined his head coaching job keeping Sanchez as a starter then that's his stupidity
ganggreen2003 Icon : (17 September 2016 - 12:20 AM) The A Football Life of Curtis Martin is a MUST WATCH!!!!
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (17 September 2016 - 02:03 PM) They got rid of their OC after their defense was ripped apart
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:03 PM) Well hell that makes even less sense. The defense gets ripped apart so let's get rid of the oc instead of the dc.they didn't have much of a run game but a lot of passes yards. If they wanted to blame anyone for nearly 40 points against them it was their defense. But guess Rex used the ocean as the scale goat instead of his brother
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:04 PM) Oc not ocean. Damn Auto correct on phone
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:04 PM) And scape goatee
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:05 PM) Lol still can't get it right
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:13 PM) Not sure about anyone else but I'm extremely interested in the 49r/ Panther game at 1pm. Just want to see if the 49rs are actually good this year or if the Rams have become one of the worst teams in the league this year
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:16 PM) If the Rams have regressed that much then all the Todd Gurley owners in fantasy will likely have low points from him all year. Might even be worth trying to trade him early if they look just as bad this week before his stock drops
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:26 PM) I drafted him last year and also had David Johnson, Chris Johnson, Roetlesburger, Romo, Palmer, Barnage,, .....my whole team was stacked with starters. Entire team wasc stacked with starters. Even bench. Made tge Superbowl but did have a rough start at behinning of season when Romo and Roethlisberger wentvdown at the start of season also lost amazing starting rb and wr all within the 1st 4 games but worked the waivers really well..shut out until garbage time by a team that was terrible last year
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:28 PM) Last part meant Rams were shut out entire game even in garbage time against 49r backups
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 05:29 PM) Sorry about typos. Hard to type on small phone screen
MikeGangGree... Icon : (17 September 2016 - 06:00 PM) This is why I'm glad Rex is gone. Fire the OC after the D gives up 500 yards??
MikeGangGree... Icon : (17 September 2016 - 06:01 PM) UPDATE THE UPDATE!!!!
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 06:25 PM) Yep Rex isn't a bad coach but he needs to have all player and coach decisions as far as firing and hiring taken out of his hands. His problem is he doesn't know to separate the job from loyalty to players and is unable to let underperforming players go
ROBJETS Icon : (17 September 2016 - 06:27 PM) He was great as a DC because he wasn't in charge of roster and firing decisions. He will never make it as a good head coach until he can get rid of loyalty and run a team like any boss runs a business.
azjetfan Icon : (17 September 2016 - 07:16 PM) I loved Rex as a person. But he is severely handicapped in his skill set as a HC. He has not adapted and will not adapt. That's why he isn't here and will be fired from Buffalo.
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:05 AM) It's all guessing and I will like likely stick with my two starters that are injured and playing but D.Thomas looks like he is still in a lot of pain and Stewart is still in the locker room getting ankle treatment so both could be on a snap count
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:06 AM) I have good wr's on bench and good rb's on bench but they have bad matchups. Do t trust Diggs against Greenbay or Doug Martin against Arizona both on bench
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:08 AM) If I made changes I have Crabtree for Oakland Aagainst Atlanta and Abdullah for Detroit against 49rs as my two options I would choose if I made any changes
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:10 AM) Actually have it backwards with my running back teams
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:12 AM) Detroit vs Titans who I believe has a legit defense. Panthers have a better team but the ankle for Stewart and both the Titans and 49rs are ranked #1 against the run. Not a believer in the 49rs defensesthough
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:13 AM) Believe the Rams oline just sucks
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:15 AM) Abdullah splits carries but he did get 17 last week and also catches a lot of passes and has a better qb so could exploit the Titans still
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:16 AM) Will most likely do my own thing anyway just looking for input from those that actually study in fantasy if anyone feels like offering their opinions. If not it's cool too. Thanks
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 11:18 AM) If not for the injuries to the two players I'd keep them in for sure but all it takes for Thomas is a hit to the hip and a tackle by the ankle for Stewart if they aren't on a snap count already or if pain doesn't get to them.
ROBJETS Icon : (18 September 2016 - 12:45 PM) Well looks like leaving in Stewart was,a,bad move in locker room
MikeGangGree... Icon : (18 September 2016 - 04:54 PM) Good news! Dolphins suck
santana Icon : (19 September 2016 - 08:08 AM) Thanks professor
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 09:16 AM

How many San Diego Chargers does it take to change a flat tire?

One....unless it is a blow-out, then the whole team shows up.

It was an ordinary day in this classroom, until a Jets fan told his teacher his Chargers sucked. The Jets fan was suspended for a week for insulting his team, and then the Jet fan's parents demanded that the Raider teacher be fired.

Man it must suck to be a Chargers fan

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in New York and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Giants fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they, too, are Giants fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher

looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Giants fan," she replied.

The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a Jet fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks,"Mary, why are you a Jet fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from New York, my mom is an Jet fan and my

dad is a Jet fan, so I'm a Jet fan, too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not

necessarily a reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just

like your parents all of the time.

What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car

thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Chargers fan."

How to make San Diego Chargers cookies?

Put them in the Super Bowl and pound them for 60 minutes.

Dear NFL,

Please please please please please do NOT let the Chargers reach the playoffs ever again.

Sincerely,

San Diego Police & Fire Department

Attention K-Mart shoppers
That's you Recharger fans! We have a Blue Light Special tonight in the Cafe...

We have the Charger Value Meal on sale at this time. Its consists of:

100% All-Crow Waaaaaaaaamburger;

Your choice of French Cries or a LaDainian Tomlinson Turnover;

And a Choke-A-Cola.

If you buy it with a 50 dollar bill we will receive $48.21 in change.

Yes!
Brees throws an Incompletion on 4th down with 0:00 to go in the 4th Quarter- then celebrates.

Feel free to post more Charger Jokes.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 09:42 AM

Why are you posting Charger jokes when they have a better record than us and their RB has thrown as many touchdowns as our 4 QBs put together - aren't we one of the teams people are joking about right now?! huh.gif wacko.gif blink.gif
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 09:52 AM

We own the Chargers. Better record or Worse record.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:16 AM

who cares about the jokes lets just beat the cell phone chargers
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 07:36 PM

WTF.gif WTF.gif WTF.gif WTF.gif
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 07:39 PM

QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Oct 31 2005, 08:11 PM)

WTF is right. Why would we lose to the Chargers.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:25 PM

QUOTE (silversword55 @ Oct 31 2005, 08:14 PM)
WTF is right. Why would we lose to the Chargers.

Because they're good and we suck.
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:31 PM

QUOTE (ChargersOhFive @ Oct 31 2005, 11:00 PM)
Because they're good and we suck.

Well that's not the reason brother. (in Hulk Hogan's voice)

ChargersOhFive, don't come crying to me when the Jets beat your Chargers.


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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:37 PM

QUOTE (silversword55 @ Oct 31 2005, 11:06 PM)
Well that's not the reason brother. (in Hulk Hogan's voice)

ChargersOhFive, don't come crying to me when the Jets beat your Chargers.


You're an idiot. What on earth makes you think I would like the Chargers? Because I said they're good and the Jets suck? Well heres a news flash for you kiddo, were 2-5 with a garbage 3rd string QB. While their record isnt glamourous, they atleast played with the teams they lost to, for the most part I cant say the same about my pathetic team (the Jets, incase your brilliance cant figure that out).
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:47 PM

QUOTE (JetsOhFive @ Oct 31 2005, 11:12 PM)
You're an idiot.  What on earth makes you think I would like the Chargers?  Because I said they're good and the Jets suck?  Well heres a news flash for you kiddo, were 2-5 with a garbage 3rd string QB.  While their record isnt glamourous, they atleast played with the teams they lost to, for the most part I cant say the same about my pathetic team (the Jets, incase your brilliance cant figure that out).

I was just playing JetsOhFive.

Don't get me in a bad mood or else ignore.gif I'll crush you. And what are you doing with a Cardinals helmet brother?

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:57 PM

Yeah, I'm in idiot because I accidentally called you ChargersOhFive brother? biggrin.gif rtfm.gif
Yeah well, you are in my ignore list for calling me an idiot brother!!!!!!!!!!!!! ignore.gif

What cha gonna do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What cha gonna do when the the Jets prove you wrong?????????????



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Posted 31 October 2005 - 11:13 PM

You know whats pathetic...

Jetsohfive...

you think that the Chargers are good when they are only 4-4, last time I check 4-4 was only a .500 record, which thats means that they are an average team as of right now. Sure, they are definatly better then us, but I wouldn't label them as a good team.
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 01:27 AM

QUOTE (silversword55 @ Oct 31 2005, 11:32 PM)
Yeah, I'm in idiot because I accidentally called you ChargersOhFive brother? biggrin.gif  rtfm.gif
Yeah well, you are in my ignore list for calling me an idiot brother!!!!!!!!!!!!! ignore.gif

What cha gonna do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What cha gonna do when the the Jets prove you wrong?????????????





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Posted 01 November 2005 - 08:46 AM

WTF.gif So because JetsOhFive thinks we'll lose, that makes him a Chargers fan? So, because he isn't Mr. Biased, he's an idiot? Now he has been pecimistic, but guys, honestly, what are our chances here? 2-5 is A LOT worse than 4-4, and the Chargers have faced tough team they lost to (Pitt, Philly, Denver). We've lost to the Bills, Chiefs (that's excuseable), the Falcons (again excuseable), the Jags, and the Ravens. Fellas, even though we were on the road against the Ravens, Chiefs, Falcons, and Colts, in like 7 of the past eight years, we've had a winning record on the road.
And honestly, I see not too many intellligent posts in here, no offense.
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 10:27 AM

QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Nov 1 2005, 07:21 AM)
WTF.gif So because JetsOhFive thinks we'll lose, that makes him a Chargers fan? So, because he isn't Mr. Biased, he's an idiot? Now he has been pecimistic, but guys, honestly, what are our chances here? 2-5 is A LOT worse than 4-4, and the Chargers have faced tough team they lost to (Pitt, Philly, Denver). We've lost to the Bills, Chiefs (that's excuseable), the Falcons (again excuseable), the Jags, and the Ravens. Fellas, even though we were on the road against the Ravens, Chiefs, Falcons, and Colts, in like 7 of the past eight years, we've had a winning record on the road.
And honestly, I see not too many intellligent posts in here, no offense.


of all the teams we lost to the only one that sucked and we should have won was balt. but cuase we had bollinge rthey caught us at the right time. all the other teams u listed are winning teams
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 10:38 AM

this one should go in the smakcdown
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 04:46 PM

HA

Half the Jokes don't make any sence

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An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in New York and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Giants fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they, too, are Giants fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher

looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Giants fan," she replied.

The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a Jet fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks,"Mary, why are you a Jet fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from New York, my mom is an Jet fan and my

dad is a Jet fan, so I'm a Jet fan, too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not

necessarily a reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just

like your parents all of the time.

What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car

thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Chargers fan."


Well///which is it is she a Giants fan or Chargers fan lol

and I don't care if the Chargers are 8-0...we got just a good a shot as any to beat any team anyday....you all know that


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Posted 01 November 2005 - 06:49 PM

I jsut found all of em on a site

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 08:23 AM

and backing up jetsohfive - look at the teams the chargers played! if they played our schedule theyed be undefeated - so call me a chargers fan - they are just plain better than us.
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 09:54 AM

QUOTE (ColesReturns87 @ Nov 2 2005, 06:58 AM)
and backing up jetsohfive - look at the teams the chargers played! if they played our schedule theyed be undefeated - so call me a chargers fan - they are just plain better than us.


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ANY GIVEN SUNDAY!

Now lets play some football!. damn i hate the wee. if only every day was sunday
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