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azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 08:31 PM) Are you off your meds again 115?
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MikeGangGree... Icon : (18 May 2013 - 09:28 AM) I got to work late tonight but I just wanted to say.......
MikeGangGree... Icon : (18 May 2013 - 09:28 AM) THE KNICKS!!!!
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (18 May 2013 - 10:03 AM) THE. KNICKS.
Jetsman05 Icon : (18 May 2013 - 11:14 AM) THE. KNICKS.
Jetsman05 Icon : (18 May 2013 - 11:16 AM) taking my shitttt
santana Icon : (18 May 2013 - 08:44 PM) Los Knicks
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (18 May 2013 - 09:13 PM) NUEVA YORK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (18 May 2013 - 11:05 PM) THE KNICKS
Mr_Jet Icon : (18 May 2013 - 11:09 PM) I hope that David Stern for his last NBA Finals as commish gets a Indiana/Memphis Finals.
SecondHandJets Icon : (19 May 2013 - 09:38 AM) Amen. Memphis/Indiana would be fun
Chaos Icon : (19 May 2013 - 09:56 AM) agreed. heat vs spurs would be too easy for $$$
Jetsman05 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 10:46 AM) haters in the houseee
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 11:44 AM) Pavers aren't getting 46 ft attempts vs the heat
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 11:45 AM) Heat win in 5
Jetsman05 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 12:04 PM) lmao
Jetsman05 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 12:05 PM) Pacers thrive on getting to the line
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 02:24 PM) Refs won't be on their side vs heat
Jetsman05 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 04:32 PM) the Pacers were far and away the better team against the Knicks
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 05:01 PM) Not really
Mr_Jet Icon : (19 May 2013 - 05:40 PM) The Pacers FT attempts don't excuse J.R. Smith's disappearance in that series.
Jetsman05 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 06:05 PM) Not really haha
Jetsman05 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 06:05 PM) bitterness is a horrible trait
Jetsman05 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 06:05 PM) the Knicks offense was a pathetic joke
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 07:33 PM) THE. KNICKS.
Jetsman05 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 07:43 PM) ^
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 08:14 PM) Jr really disappointed, thought he turned the corner.
Jetsman05 Icon : (19 May 2013 - 09:03 PM) only corner he turns is into the clubbbb
santana Icon : (20 May 2013 - 09:45 AM) Ohhhh snap
MikeGangGree... Icon : (20 May 2013 - 03:10 PM) THE KNICKS!!!!
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Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:25 AM) Marty Mornhinweg says starting QB could be announced before training camp to maximize starters reps in camp.
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 12:01 PM) Anyword on who will be doing hard knocks this year?
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 12:13 PM) Who's going to be doing hard knocks you ask?
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Posted 24 December 2005 - 02:35 PM

I think this belongs in some other forum, but its just too funny.

chuck norris, who can do anything, at one time could do anything but give birth, when he realized this he promptly ripped out the uterus of a passing woman, then through special muscle action, tore a hole in his own abdomen just by flexing his stomach, performed surgery on himself with a taco bell spork, and rudimentary sutures made from his beard hair. he now has 12 babies a day just for fun, and roundhouse kicks them at passing cars from freeway bridges. just because hes chuck norris.


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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:14 PM

thats soo random..but these chuck norris jokes are everywhere these days idk why...but the funniest ones i heard are...

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:33 PM

lol it was just a chuck norris joke to make some people laugh, but that obviously didnt work
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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:57 PM

I thought it was funny. hysterical.gif
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Posted 25 December 2005 - 05:13 AM

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 06:35 AM

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I found the cancer one quite funny but dont get the other three.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 09:27 AM

He's an actor and is always the good guy. He's a big macho, girthy man.
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Posted 25 December 2005 - 01:53 PM

QUOTE (vilmatime51 @ Dec 24 2005, 03:49 PM)
thats soo random..but these chuck norris jokes are everywhere these days idk why...but the funniest ones i heard are...

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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That blind man one is hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it, I have been telling everyone it now. Thanks for the good joke Vilmatime, and thanks for starting a Chuck Norris topic Jetsfan.
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