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ganggreen2003 Icon : (21 April 2015 - 07:52 PM) Week 5 Bye after the London Game against the Dolphags
NJAzrael71 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 09:17 AM) Rivers is likely going to Tennessee. Would LOVE to have him here but we likely won't make the trade. I'd easily give this year and next year
NJAzrael71 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 09:17 AM) 's first rounder for him
azjetfan Icon : (22 April 2015 - 11:03 AM) IMO that's a steep price. I would swap this years first and a conditional 1st next year. Assuming we make the AFC Championship. That would be a 28-32nd pick. Otherwise a second.
MikeGangGree... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 01:07 PM) Yes 2 1st is a lot
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 01:10 PM) draft is next week, pumped
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 03:02 PM) What are thoughts on getting a RB in round 1? McShay's newest mock has us taking Gurley at 6. I don't think we should take him that high, but if we trade down and he's available I'd love to snag him, ACL and all. He's got an unreal skill set that, once healthy, will translate readily to the NFL. We're not getting a QB this year without paying a king's ransom, and unless we pay a ransom for a top guy I say ignore QB. I don't want us to take a Hundley or Petty type in the 2nd or 3rd round when we need other pieces (edge rush, OL)
azjetfan Icon : (22 April 2015 - 03:09 PM) We can probably get Gordon in the second. I would pass at 6. If QB is not available a pass rusher will be. Our biggest needs are QB Pass rusher and Oline.
Jetsfan115 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 03:34 PM) any thourghts on shane ray? i see a lot of mocks have us drafting him
Jetsfan115 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 04:35 PM) last one i seen had us taking cooper, a RB, and hundley for our 1st 3 picks. not thrilled about that
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 04:38 PM) I don't like Gordon much. Not much of a receiver or blocker, ball security issues, tries to bounce outside too much, stuffed frequently. Gurley is in a league of his own
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 04:39 PM) Ray is pretty highly regarded. I'm betting he, Dupree, and Gregory will be our best options as well as edge rushers at 6, but I think that's too high for any of them
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 04:43 PM) Personally love Cooper, I know WR isn't our biggest need but he may be the most NFL ready guy in the Draft. If we stick to the 6th pick and Fowler, Beasley, and Mariota are gone, Cooper is the guy to get. I'd even take him over Beasley
Jetsfan115 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 05:45 PM) i don't mind cooper. decker isn't number 1 IMO and marshall is expensive and getting old
Jetsfan115 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 05:45 PM) and we never draft a WR high
Jetsfan115 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 05:45 PM) but o-line and QB are huge needs. i wouldn't take o-line 6th overall, but i think our 2nd or 3rd should be o-line
Jetsfan115 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 05:46 PM) we need an OLB as well. if we don't land a QB i'd like to see OLB adn O-line with 2 of our top 3 picks
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 08:16 PM) I agree on Deck, not a true #1 and he's had a checkered history with injuries. Marshall has 2, maybe 3 productive years left, which is why Cooper is an option
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 08:17 PM) And I agree with you on edge rusher & OL being bigger needs, but there really isn't a lineman I'd take at 6
Chadforpresi... Icon : (22 April 2015 - 08:19 PM) So the way I see it, assuming Winston and Mariota are taken when we're at 6, that Fowler and Cooper are our best choices, and I'd be stunned if Fowler drops. I wouldn't be surprised (or upset) if we land Cooper
NJAzrael71 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 08:47 PM) Apparently Tennessee wanted both of Cleveland's #1's and their 2nd rounder to move up to the #2 spot to get Mariota. Still think two 1st rounders are too much for Rivers? He makes us instant contenders and if we make a deep playoff run, it would really be this year's 1st and what equates to basically a 2nd rounder next year.
If not, get Cooper in the 1st and then grab Hundley in the 2nd and O-line in the 3rd.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:05 PM) I wouldn't be upset with Cooper, hes a stud
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:06 PM) Not sure about Ray. Dupree is rising on the draft boards, ridiculously athletic for his size
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:07 PM) Dupree is 6'4 270 and has a amazing get off and runs a 4.5
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:09 PM) Problem is he doesn't have big sack numbers in college, I rather draft a productive guy high
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:09 PM) Vic Beasley is insanely athletic as well and was hugely productive in college, good bet is that Beasley will be a 10+ sack guy in the NFL
NJAzrael71 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:12 PM) Beasley should be a stud but he gets caught up hand fighting if he doesn't beat his guy quickly. He'll likely end up as an OLB but we'll see
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2015 - 10:15 PM) He'd be a good fit in our defense, because we could use that speed guy on the outside
Chadforpresi... Icon : (23 April 2015 - 06:27 AM) I'd love Rivers, but we should be able to get him without paying 2 first rounders
Chadforpresi... Icon : (23 April 2015 - 06:29 AM) Lot of buzz about Dupree going top 10, most mocks I see have us getting either Ray or Dupree at 6. I prefer Dupree, like you said insane athlete for his size
Chadforpresi... Icon : (23 April 2015 - 06:30 AM) I like Beasley as well but I have a strong feeling Washington will snag him. But he is a small dude, it'd be nice if he'd add some bulk (in Clemson reportedly played around 230)
Chaos Icon : (23 April 2015 - 10:11 AM) @ArifHasanNFL

.@LanceZierlein says on http://sports790.com that Shane Ray will need surgery on foot, 5 months recovery. "Could drop out of first"
Chaos Icon : (23 April 2015 - 10:14 AM) this should change up the top 10
Chadforpresi... Icon : (23 April 2015 - 12:16 PM) Damn that's big. If he drops out of round 1 that could be a massive bargain for whoever gets him round 2. Dupree now looks more like the edge rusher we'd get at 6
MikeGangGree... Icon : (24 April 2015 - 09:40 PM) TEH RANGERS
santana Icon : (24 April 2015 - 11:32 PM) TEH WIZ
Jetsman05 Icon : (Today, 06:57 AM) Teh Suarez
Jetsman05 Icon : (Today, 06:58 AM) Vic Beasley is all speed. No moves, no power. Straight up the field. Could have some big games, then nothing in the next
Jetsman05 Icon : (Today, 06:59 AM) If we don't get Mariota, we should be looking at Schreff or trading down, IMO.
Jetsman05 Icon : (Today, 06:59 AM) A lot of good edge rushers in this draft... I wouldn't want to take Dupree that high.
Jetsman05 Icon : (Today, 07:00 AM) Until next time fellas!
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 01:19 PM) Helloooooooooo
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 01:19 PM) Bueller
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 01:33 PM) Manish says the Jets should trade down and draft Andrus Peat round 1
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 04:39 PM) Even an idiot can say something that's right every now and then
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Official Joke Thread

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 05:41 PM

Make this thread THE official jokes thread.

The rules are, make as many jokes for the Dolphins, Pats, Bills, Giants and Cowboys as you can. Even if it's made up.

Get it?

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:03 PM

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Dolphins fan, a Bills fan, and a Jets fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Bills fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the Buffolo Bills!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Bills fan, the Dolphins fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Miami Dolphins!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Bill and Dolphin fans, the Jets fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the New York Jets!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriots fan off the mountain.



biggrin.gif Pretty corny......Oh Well!!! icon_idea.gif
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:20 PM

QUOTE (vilmatime51 @ Jul 19 2005, 06:38 PM)
Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Dolphins fan, a Bills fan, and a Jets fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Bills fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the Buffolo Bills!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Bills fan, the Dolphins fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Miami Dolphins!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Bill and Dolphin fans, the Jets fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the New York Jets!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriots fan off the mountain.

biggrin.gif Pretty corny......Oh Well!!!  icon_idea.gif

I rather throw the Dolphins fan off, but hey as long as he died thats good enough for me. hysterical.gif fish.gif icon_idea.gif icon_question.gif
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE (vilmatime51 @ Jul 19 2005, 06:38 PM)
Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Dolphins fan, a Bills fan, and a Jets fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Bills fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the Buffolo Bills!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Bills fan, the Dolphins fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Miami Dolphins!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Bill and Dolphin fans, the Jets fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the New York Jets!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriots fan off the mountain.

biggrin.gif Pretty corny......Oh Well!!!  icon_idea.gif

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE (JetsOhFive @ Jul 19 2005, 07:55 PM)
I rather throw the Dolphins fan off, but hey as long as he died thats good enough for me. hysterical.gif  fish.gif  icon_idea.gif  icon_question.gif

Wasn't corny to me.... icon_idea.gif
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 07:13 PM

hope I dont screw this up ....

one day at school little Billy's teacher took a survey of the kids in the class

"Children .. just for fun Id like to see what football teams all of you like"

so when she asked little Billy "What team do you like?"

Billy replied "I like the New York Jets"

"Why?" asked the teacher

"Because my parents are Jets fans"

"That's silly .. if you're Daddy was a thief and you're mother was a prostitue .. would you be either of those?"

"No" Billy replied "I would be a Raiders fan"

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 11:27 PM

Good one Dave!! yahoo.gif Heres another that I hope you like.
How many Raider fans does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
15
1 to make the dough, and 14 to peel the smarties!
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 08:22 AM

I've got one...


Can we put this in the man show forum!!!???
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 08:47 AM

Yes, we should go into the Man Show with this, but Vilma and Dave those were good, I have one but is has nothing to do with football.
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 08:49 AM

i got one ok ready









Ricky Williams!!!!!
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 08:51 AM

Here's one

Boy

I

Love

Losing

Superbowls

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Posted 20 July 2005 - 09:07 AM

This is kinda of a old one but.......

2 kids are playing Hockey in Central park. Soon a wilded dog comes after then. One of them gets his hockey stick and breaks the dogs neck. A reporter who saw what happened and started interviewing the boy. The reporter said " The title will be little yankee fan saves boy's life." The boy said " I am not a yankee fan." The reporter said " oh, sorry, I just figuered that you where a yankee fan."Then the reporter said " little Jets fan saves boy's life." The boy saids " I am not a jets fan." Then the reporter said " Then what are you???" The boy said " I am a dolphins fan." The reporter tears out the page and makes a new title " Little bastards kills beloved family pet."
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 01:00 PM

QUOTE (ColesReturns87 @ Jul 20 2005, 09:24 AM)
i got one ok ready
Ricky Williams!!!!!

Can you imagine just how many jokes there are actually going to be about him. I mean even when a huddle takes too long, some ones going to say "Well the Dolphins are taking a while to call a play, they must be passing a joint around." Its gonna be great. hysterical.gif
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 03:43 PM

QUOTE (HurricaneJet32 @ Jul 20 2005, 09:57 AM)
I've got one...
Can we put this in the man show forum!!!???
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I thought about it .. but since the jokes were intended to be football related .. I left it in here

QUOTE (ChadPenningtonrulez#10 @ Jul 19 2005, 07:16 PM)
Make this thread THE official jokes thread.

The rules are, make as many jokes for the Dolphins, Pats, Bills, Giants and Cowboys as you can. Even if it's made up.

Get it?

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Posted 20 July 2005 - 04:17 PM

BREAKING THE RULES ?????HAHA. and a child shall lead them. but dave you are not a child............pull down your pants and hit yourself with a switch. crazy.gif
great stuff laughed my butt off.
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 05:40 PM

QUOTE (gmany3k @ Jul 20 2005, 05:52 PM)
BREAKING THE RULES ?????HAHA. and a child shall lead them. but dave you are not a child............pull down your pants and hit yourself with a switch. crazy.gif
great stuff laughed my butt off.



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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:31 PM

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Miami and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Dolphins fan.
She asks the class to raise their hands if they, too, are Dolphins fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher
looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Dolphins fan," she replied.
The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Dolphins fan, then who do you support?"
"I'm a Jet fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks,"Mary, why are you a Jet fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from New York, my mom is an Jet fan and my
dad is a Jet fan, so I'm a Jet fan, too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not
necessarily a reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just
like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car
thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "I'd be a Patriots fan."

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:46 PM

I know this guy just didn't go back and find this god damn topic from like months ago and bring it back to the front. Man your an idiot.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:51 PM

QUOTE (sdubb6 @ Aug 30 2005, 10:21 PM)
I know this guy just didn't go back and find this god damn topic from like months ago and bring it back to the front. Man your an idiot.

Easy easy. He had a joke, he remember he made a topic about it and he decided to add to it.
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:53 PM

I'm sending this to the Man Show forum.
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