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JSOTF Icon : (26 March 2015 - 06:47 AM) hahahaha, it isnt European Football!
ROBJETS Icon : (26 March 2015 - 07:04 AM) Ive seen a lot of videos. Most countries go psycho over their soccer teams. Ive seen some serious very bloody beat downs. Fans stabbing the players and refs,etc. And they say we are bad in the U.S. not even close to that.
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ROBJETS Icon : (27 March 2015 - 02:37 AM) London is 4 hours ahead of east coast U.S. Bellator prelims are 7pm Friday night U.S. East Coast time and the main card is 9pm So just add 4 hours to that if you can catch either. Im sure you can catch a stream or use a U.S. VPN if you dont have access to Spike.com. You guys might get Bellator on another channel their just like with the UFC.
ROBJETS Icon : (27 March 2015 - 02:47 AM) Anyway only reason I mentioned it was because of your sense of humor. The last Bellator 134 was called the British Invasion. If you watch mma Might want to add this site to your favorites http://www.mmauk.net...y/bellatornews/
ROBJETS Icon : (27 March 2015 - 02:55 AM) There was one of those hour long shows about the upcoming event featuring the fighters the prior week to Bellator 134 and all 4 of the Brits were cocky as hell. Yelling "The British are coming!!!!"
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 09:16 AM

How many San Diego Chargers does it take to change a flat tire?

One....unless it is a blow-out, then the whole team shows up.

It was an ordinary day in this classroom, until a Jets fan told his teacher his Chargers sucked. The Jets fan was suspended for a week for insulting his team, and then the Jet fan's parents demanded that the Raider teacher be fired.

Man it must suck to be a Chargers fan

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in New York and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Giants fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they, too, are Giants fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher

looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Giants fan," she replied.

The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a Jet fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks,"Mary, why are you a Jet fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from New York, my mom is an Jet fan and my

dad is a Jet fan, so I'm a Jet fan, too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not

necessarily a reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just

like your parents all of the time.

What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car

thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Chargers fan."

How to make San Diego Chargers cookies?

Put them in the Super Bowl and pound them for 60 minutes.

Dear NFL,

Please please please please please do NOT let the Chargers reach the playoffs ever again.

Sincerely,

San Diego Police & Fire Department

Attention K-Mart shoppers
That's you Recharger fans! We have a Blue Light Special tonight in the Cafe...

We have the Charger Value Meal on sale at this time. Its consists of:

100% All-Crow Waaaaaaaaamburger;

Your choice of French Cries or a LaDainian Tomlinson Turnover;

And a Choke-A-Cola.

If you buy it with a 50 dollar bill we will receive $48.21 in change.

Yes!
Brees throws an Incompletion on 4th down with 0:00 to go in the 4th Quarter- then celebrates.

Feel free to post more Charger Jokes.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 09:42 AM

Why are you posting Charger jokes when they have a better record than us and their RB has thrown as many touchdowns as our 4 QBs put together - aren't we one of the teams people are joking about right now?! huh.gif wacko.gif blink.gif
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 09:52 AM

We own the Chargers. Better record or Worse record.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:16 AM

who cares about the jokes lets just beat the cell phone chargers
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 07:36 PM

WTF.gif WTF.gif WTF.gif WTF.gif
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 07:39 PM

QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Oct 31 2005, 08:11 PM)

WTF is right. Why would we lose to the Chargers.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:25 PM

QUOTE (silversword55 @ Oct 31 2005, 08:14 PM)
WTF is right. Why would we lose to the Chargers.

Because they're good and we suck.
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:31 PM

QUOTE (ChargersOhFive @ Oct 31 2005, 11:00 PM)
Because they're good and we suck.

Well that's not the reason brother. (in Hulk Hogan's voice)

ChargersOhFive, don't come crying to me when the Jets beat your Chargers.


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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:37 PM

QUOTE (silversword55 @ Oct 31 2005, 11:06 PM)
Well that's not the reason brother. (in Hulk Hogan's voice)

ChargersOhFive, don't come crying to me when the Jets beat your Chargers.


You're an idiot. What on earth makes you think I would like the Chargers? Because I said they're good and the Jets suck? Well heres a news flash for you kiddo, were 2-5 with a garbage 3rd string QB. While their record isnt glamourous, they atleast played with the teams they lost to, for the most part I cant say the same about my pathetic team (the Jets, incase your brilliance cant figure that out).
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:47 PM

QUOTE (JetsOhFive @ Oct 31 2005, 11:12 PM)
You're an idiot.  What on earth makes you think I would like the Chargers?  Because I said they're good and the Jets suck?  Well heres a news flash for you kiddo, were 2-5 with a garbage 3rd string QB.  While their record isnt glamourous, they atleast played with the teams they lost to, for the most part I cant say the same about my pathetic team (the Jets, incase your brilliance cant figure that out).

I was just playing JetsOhFive.

Don't get me in a bad mood or else ignore.gif I'll crush you. And what are you doing with a Cardinals helmet brother?

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:57 PM

Yeah, I'm in idiot because I accidentally called you ChargersOhFive brother? biggrin.gif rtfm.gif
Yeah well, you are in my ignore list for calling me an idiot brother!!!!!!!!!!!!! ignore.gif

What cha gonna do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What cha gonna do when the the Jets prove you wrong?????????????



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Posted 31 October 2005 - 11:13 PM

You know whats pathetic...

Jetsohfive...

you think that the Chargers are good when they are only 4-4, last time I check 4-4 was only a .500 record, which thats means that they are an average team as of right now. Sure, they are definatly better then us, but I wouldn't label them as a good team.
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 01:27 AM

QUOTE (silversword55 @ Oct 31 2005, 11:32 PM)
Yeah, I'm in idiot because I accidentally called you ChargersOhFive brother? biggrin.gif  rtfm.gif
Yeah well, you are in my ignore list for calling me an idiot brother!!!!!!!!!!!!! ignore.gif

What cha gonna do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What cha gonna do when the the Jets prove you wrong?????????????





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Posted 01 November 2005 - 08:46 AM

WTF.gif So because JetsOhFive thinks we'll lose, that makes him a Chargers fan? So, because he isn't Mr. Biased, he's an idiot? Now he has been pecimistic, but guys, honestly, what are our chances here? 2-5 is A LOT worse than 4-4, and the Chargers have faced tough team they lost to (Pitt, Philly, Denver). We've lost to the Bills, Chiefs (that's excuseable), the Falcons (again excuseable), the Jags, and the Ravens. Fellas, even though we were on the road against the Ravens, Chiefs, Falcons, and Colts, in like 7 of the past eight years, we've had a winning record on the road.
And honestly, I see not too many intellligent posts in here, no offense.
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 10:27 AM

QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Nov 1 2005, 07:21 AM)
WTF.gif So because JetsOhFive thinks we'll lose, that makes him a Chargers fan? So, because he isn't Mr. Biased, he's an idiot? Now he has been pecimistic, but guys, honestly, what are our chances here? 2-5 is A LOT worse than 4-4, and the Chargers have faced tough team they lost to (Pitt, Philly, Denver). We've lost to the Bills, Chiefs (that's excuseable), the Falcons (again excuseable), the Jags, and the Ravens. Fellas, even though we were on the road against the Ravens, Chiefs, Falcons, and Colts, in like 7 of the past eight years, we've had a winning record on the road.
And honestly, I see not too many intellligent posts in here, no offense.


of all the teams we lost to the only one that sucked and we should have won was balt. but cuase we had bollinge rthey caught us at the right time. all the other teams u listed are winning teams
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 10:38 AM

this one should go in the smakcdown
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 04:46 PM

HA

Half the Jokes don't make any sence

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An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in New York and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Giants fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they, too, are Giants fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher

looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Giants fan," she replied.

The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a Jet fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks,"Mary, why are you a Jet fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from New York, my mom is an Jet fan and my

dad is a Jet fan, so I'm a Jet fan, too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not

necessarily a reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just

like your parents all of the time.

What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car

thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Chargers fan."


Well///which is it is she a Giants fan or Chargers fan lol

and I don't care if the Chargers are 8-0...we got just a good a shot as any to beat any team anyday....you all know that


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Posted 01 November 2005 - 06:49 PM

I jsut found all of em on a site

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 08:23 AM

and backing up jetsohfive - look at the teams the chargers played! if they played our schedule theyed be undefeated - so call me a chargers fan - they are just plain better than us.
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 09:54 AM

QUOTE (ColesReturns87 @ Nov 2 2005, 06:58 AM)
and backing up jetsohfive - look at the teams the chargers played! if they played our schedule theyed be undefeated - so call me a chargers fan - they are just plain better than us.


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ANY GIVEN SUNDAY!

Now lets play some football!. damn i hate the wee. if only every day was sunday
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