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Chris Johnson signs 2 year deal - http://nyjetsfan.com...showtopic=38339
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 11:36 AM) Idk about the numbers, I read an article that said that the Jets offered a "attractive" deal to Johnson and that it was always a longshot that he would sign yesterday, but the Jets believe the deal is market value for him
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 11:36 AM)

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The Jets put together a convincing package on Tuesday to him, on and off the field. Now it is up to him. - See more at: http://m.metro.us/ne...h.cFze6cx8.dpuf
Chaos Icon : (Today, 12:30 PM) when did we start using "quote" in the shoutbox?
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 12:33 PM) yesterday at 9:24 PM
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 01:09 PM) If the JETS get Chris Johnson he better not wear #28
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 01:09 PM) all I'm sayin
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 01:09 PM) carry on numbnuts
santana Icon : (Today, 01:11 PM)

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azjetfan Icon : (Today, 02:17 PM) Signed to a two year deal
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 02:18 PM) Per Shefter
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 02:18 PM) CJ1K that is
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 02:20 PM) http://i.imgur.com/RWFWUYi.gif From Santana
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 02:32 PM) he better not wear 28 though
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 02:32 PM) all I'm sayin
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 02:32 PM) that is C-Mart's #
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 02:32 PM) PERIOD
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 02:33 PM) Hes wearing #28
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 02:34 PM) He ain't wearing 28
Mr_Jet Icon : (Today, 02:34 PM) Well considering they already retired #28 in honor of Curtis Martin, I don't see Johnson wearing #28.
Mr_Jet Icon : (Today, 02:35 PM) Kind of defeats the purpose of retiring a number.
Mr_Jet Icon : (Today, 02:39 PM) But I know he better not wear LaMont Jordan's number. Or I'll be pissed.
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 02:40 PM) Snell
santana Icon : (Today, 02:41 PM) The title race is real
Chaos Icon : (Today, 02:42 PM) Jordan...what number was he? it was 30sometihng
Chaos Icon : (Today, 02:43 PM) tanaka had a great game today. gave up 2 hits due to bunts. 10K
Mr_Jet Icon : (Today, 02:48 PM) Jordan was #34 with the Jets.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 03:03 PM) Tanaka is looking like a stud
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 03:04 PM) Jets added Vick, Chris Johnson, and Eric Decker to the offense.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 03:04 PM) FIRE IDZIK
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 03:04 PM) And this draft is loaded at the offensive skill positions
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 03:04 PM) Hopefully we can get anohter starting WR and starting TE in the draft
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 03:05 PM) Our offense could be much better than last year
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 03:05 PM) can't get much worse than what it's been the last 2 years
santana Icon : (Today, 03:22 PM) Very cool
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Today, 03:24 PM) FIRE IDZIK
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Today, 03:32 PM) still need another WR
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Today, 03:33 PM) so i bet powell barely gets any touches this year and goodson gets cut
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 03:34 PM) Goodson is as good as gone.
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 03:34 PM) With all his legal issues and coming off injury he is done. Possibly even in the NFL
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 03:39 PM) Powell is average anyways.
Chaos Icon : (Today, 03:39 PM) @ProFootballTalk 5m

Per source, Chris Johnson's two-year deal has a base value of $8 million, with another $1 million available in incentives based on yardage.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 03:40 PM) He does a lot of things well, but isn't talented enough. Johnson has breakaway ability still and Ivory is man beast running the football
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 03:41 PM) We will get another WR in the draft. Even in round 2 you can get a starting WR
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 04:09 PM) I am still standing by my CB in the first round and WR in the second prediction
santana Icon : (Today, 05:19 PM) The title race is bale
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:49 AM

STATE LAWS (OKLAHOMA)

* Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
* Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
* Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
* It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
* Whaling is illegal.
* It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
* Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.
* People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
* No one may spit on a sidewalk.
* It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
* It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
* Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
* Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
* One may not promote a "horse tripping event".
* It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

LOCAL LAWS, BY TOWN

Ada

* If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

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Bartlesville

* If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal.
* No person may own more than two adult cats.
* It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.
* Persons may not play catch on any city street.

Clinton

* Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Hawthahorne

* It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Oklahoma City

* No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

Schulter

* Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

Tulsa

* You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
* Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

Wynona

* One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
* Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
* Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

Yukon

* It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
* While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

thats awesome
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT!
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 02:09 PM

It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.

That one is my favourite. So is it okay for lesbian vibrations - I mean what is annoying about two women getting it on with each other? crazy.gif

Second favourite: People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

JetSon are you sure these are true?
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 03:25 PM

yes there is a wole website about stupid laws

http://www.google.co...n&q=stupid+laws

i'm moving it to the man show now though
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 05:26 PM

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Whaling is illegal.


Damn, I was just getting ready for my whaling trip in Oaklahoma.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 06:37 PM

i did search that on google, here are some crazy laws, some states i believe think the ice cream man is the devil:

· Indianola
· The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

Baldwin Park

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

· Belvedere
· City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

· Burlingame
· It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

· Lompoc
· It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

· Los Angeles
· Toads may not be licked.

· San Francisco
· Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

· Columbus
· Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.

· Gainesville
· Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

· Jonesboro
· It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

· Champaign
· One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.

· Galesburg
· There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.

· Mesquite
· It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

· Texarkana
· Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights

It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

· Lenoir City
· When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.

Memphis

It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.

· Elkhart
· It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears

· South Bend
· It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

Washington

All lollipops are banned.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
Seattle

Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

· Wilbur
· You may not ride an ugly horse.

· Denver
· You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
· It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 11:55 PM

hahahaha, i just did an assignment on this in school!, they are hilarious, not sure if they are real or not though
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 06:30 PM

I'd actually be very interested in knowing how the law related to Jets clothing came about. I'm trying to search lol
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