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SackExchange71 Icon : (17 August 2014 - 02:31 PM) Imo i still think howard is better then giacomini..Wish they never let him walk.Giacomini had alot of flags in seattle also
azjetfan Icon : (18 August 2014 - 09:33 AM) Howard recieved a huge contract in Oakland. Way over his actual value.
azjetfan Icon : (18 August 2014 - 10:08 AM) So did we make a trade for a CB yet?
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (18 August 2014 - 03:51 PM) Milliner did suffer a high ankle sprain, that sucks. could linger all year
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (18 August 2014 - 03:52 PM) I think Patterson sucked vs the Colts because he was injured, which he always is.
Mr_Jet Icon : (18 August 2014 - 06:49 PM) As much as people criticized Tannanbaum for spending too much. It's starting to look like Idzik is going to be too cheap.
Mr_Jet Icon : (18 August 2014 - 06:52 PM) You get what you pay for and when you let quality players go because you don't want to pay them, this is what happens. You're left with scrub players.
azjetfan Icon : (18 August 2014 - 07:55 PM) I'm still on board with the Idzik plan. Even with Revis and Revis we still are not going to the SB this year. But the down time sucks. If Milliner comes back healthy by week 3 or so we should be fine.
Mr_Jet Icon : (18 August 2014 - 08:18 PM) Regardless of our SB chances this year or next year. If Idzik keeps acting like a cheapskate and continues to let quality players go, we won't have to worry about winning much of anything this decade.
azjetfan Icon : (18 August 2014 - 09:36 PM) He wants to build through the draft. Not blow the bank on FA. I get what your saying but there is a balance and right now we are not one or two pieces away.
Mr_Jet Icon : (18 August 2014 - 11:00 PM) It's not about being one or two pieces away. It's about keeping the good pieces you have and building upon that.
Mr_Jet Icon : (18 August 2014 - 11:04 PM) But there is no sense in trying to build through the draft if he's only going to end up letting the good players he picks up go in FA after a few years. All because he wants to do things on the cheap.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (19 August 2014 - 07:02 AM) FIRE IDZIK
azjetfan Icon : (19 August 2014 - 08:33 AM) out side of Revis who left we should have kept?
azjetfan Icon : (19 August 2014 - 08:34 AM) The Revis deal sucks but $16 million was too much for a CB and once he was gone he was not coming back.
Mr_Jet Icon : (19 August 2014 - 11:00 AM) Matt Slauson
azjetfan Icon : (19 August 2014 - 01:00 PM) Eh. I think with our current cap situation we will be able to retain guys like Wilkerson and whomever we want to keep. We are in a good position right now.
Mr_Jet Icon : (19 August 2014 - 01:49 PM) Time will tell.
Jetsfan115 Icon : (19 August 2014 - 02:00 PM) landed revis abck. got DRC, nope we take patterson who got owned and always hurt. milner always hurt. 3rd round CB done for season. were gonna get passed on all day
azjetfan Icon : (19 August 2014 - 02:44 PM) Yea the DRC bit makes me iffy
Jetsfan115 Icon : (19 August 2014 - 03:35 PM) better then patterson
azjetfan Icon : (19 August 2014 - 05:45 PM) No I mean the fact that he whiffed on him.
azjetfan Icon : (19 August 2014 - 05:46 PM) I'm not saying Idzik is perfect. I just like the direction we are heading. It's going to take some patience.
RetireChrebet Icon : (19 August 2014 - 06:27 PM) I like how our lack of secondary is the hot topic right now. The bigger issue is we still will not be able to throw the ball. We are not going to do much of anything regardless until we get a QB. Sorry for being so negative just my honest opinion.
RetireChrebet Icon : (19 August 2014 - 06:29 PM) With that said I think our running game with CJ and Powell will be top 10 or somewhere around there
Jetsfan115 Icon : (19 August 2014 - 06:35 PM) i have faith that if geno messes up that vick can come in and do well. but i have 0 faith in our secondary right now which has been our strong point for the past 4 years or so
MikeGangGree... Icon : (19 August 2014 - 07:35 PM) I agree 115. but the one thing is Rex has done some good things in the past with shitty DBs and still had a solid D going back to his years in BAL
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MikeGangGree... Icon : (19 August 2014 - 07:41 PM) SNOOPY BOWL FRIDAY!!!
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azjetfan Icon : (19 August 2014 - 08:26 PM) I assume we will pick up a guy after the cuts happen.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (19 August 2014 - 10:14 PM) we'll see but I think we see better QB play than we have in a while.
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HarlemHxC814 Icon : (20 August 2014 - 09:23 AM) Glad I don't live up there anymore haha
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 09:16 AM

How many San Diego Chargers does it take to change a flat tire?

One....unless it is a blow-out, then the whole team shows up.

It was an ordinary day in this classroom, until a Jets fan told his teacher his Chargers sucked. The Jets fan was suspended for a week for insulting his team, and then the Jet fan's parents demanded that the Raider teacher be fired.

Man it must suck to be a Chargers fan

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in New York and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Giants fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they, too, are Giants fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher

looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Giants fan," she replied.

The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a Jet fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks,"Mary, why are you a Jet fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from New York, my mom is an Jet fan and my

dad is a Jet fan, so I'm a Jet fan, too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not

necessarily a reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just

like your parents all of the time.

What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car

thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Chargers fan."

How to make San Diego Chargers cookies?

Put them in the Super Bowl and pound them for 60 minutes.

Dear NFL,

Please please please please please do NOT let the Chargers reach the playoffs ever again.

Sincerely,

San Diego Police & Fire Department

Attention K-Mart shoppers
That's you Recharger fans! We have a Blue Light Special tonight in the Cafe...

We have the Charger Value Meal on sale at this time. Its consists of:

100% All-Crow Waaaaaaaaamburger;

Your choice of French Cries or a LaDainian Tomlinson Turnover;

And a Choke-A-Cola.

If you buy it with a 50 dollar bill we will receive $48.21 in change.

Yes!
Brees throws an Incompletion on 4th down with 0:00 to go in the 4th Quarter- then celebrates.

Feel free to post more Charger Jokes.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 09:42 AM

Why are you posting Charger jokes when they have a better record than us and their RB has thrown as many touchdowns as our 4 QBs put together - aren't we one of the teams people are joking about right now?! huh.gif wacko.gif blink.gif
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 09:52 AM

We own the Chargers. Better record or Worse record.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:16 AM

who cares about the jokes lets just beat the cell phone chargers
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 07:36 PM

WTF.gif WTF.gif WTF.gif WTF.gif
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 07:39 PM

QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Oct 31 2005, 08:11 PM)

WTF is right. Why would we lose to the Chargers.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:25 PM

QUOTE (silversword55 @ Oct 31 2005, 08:14 PM)
WTF is right. Why would we lose to the Chargers.

Because they're good and we suck.
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:31 PM

QUOTE (ChargersOhFive @ Oct 31 2005, 11:00 PM)
Because they're good and we suck.

Well that's not the reason brother. (in Hulk Hogan's voice)

ChargersOhFive, don't come crying to me when the Jets beat your Chargers.


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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:37 PM

QUOTE (silversword55 @ Oct 31 2005, 11:06 PM)
Well that's not the reason brother. (in Hulk Hogan's voice)

ChargersOhFive, don't come crying to me when the Jets beat your Chargers.


You're an idiot. What on earth makes you think I would like the Chargers? Because I said they're good and the Jets suck? Well heres a news flash for you kiddo, were 2-5 with a garbage 3rd string QB. While their record isnt glamourous, they atleast played with the teams they lost to, for the most part I cant say the same about my pathetic team (the Jets, incase your brilliance cant figure that out).
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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:47 PM

QUOTE (JetsOhFive @ Oct 31 2005, 11:12 PM)
You're an idiot.  What on earth makes you think I would like the Chargers?  Because I said they're good and the Jets suck?  Well heres a news flash for you kiddo, were 2-5 with a garbage 3rd string QB.  While their record isnt glamourous, they atleast played with the teams they lost to, for the most part I cant say the same about my pathetic team (the Jets, incase your brilliance cant figure that out).

I was just playing JetsOhFive.

Don't get me in a bad mood or else ignore.gif I'll crush you. And what are you doing with a Cardinals helmet brother?

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 10:57 PM

Yeah, I'm in idiot because I accidentally called you ChargersOhFive brother? biggrin.gif rtfm.gif
Yeah well, you are in my ignore list for calling me an idiot brother!!!!!!!!!!!!! ignore.gif

What cha gonna do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What cha gonna do when the the Jets prove you wrong?????????????



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Posted 31 October 2005 - 11:13 PM

You know whats pathetic...

Jetsohfive...

you think that the Chargers are good when they are only 4-4, last time I check 4-4 was only a .500 record, which thats means that they are an average team as of right now. Sure, they are definatly better then us, but I wouldn't label them as a good team.
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 01:27 AM

QUOTE (silversword55 @ Oct 31 2005, 11:32 PM)
Yeah, I'm in idiot because I accidentally called you ChargersOhFive brother? biggrin.gif  rtfm.gif
Yeah well, you are in my ignore list for calling me an idiot brother!!!!!!!!!!!!! ignore.gif

What cha gonna do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What cha gonna do when the the Jets prove you wrong?????????????





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Posted 01 November 2005 - 08:46 AM

WTF.gif So because JetsOhFive thinks we'll lose, that makes him a Chargers fan? So, because he isn't Mr. Biased, he's an idiot? Now he has been pecimistic, but guys, honestly, what are our chances here? 2-5 is A LOT worse than 4-4, and the Chargers have faced tough team they lost to (Pitt, Philly, Denver). We've lost to the Bills, Chiefs (that's excuseable), the Falcons (again excuseable), the Jags, and the Ravens. Fellas, even though we were on the road against the Ravens, Chiefs, Falcons, and Colts, in like 7 of the past eight years, we've had a winning record on the road.
And honestly, I see not too many intellligent posts in here, no offense.
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 10:27 AM

QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Nov 1 2005, 07:21 AM)
WTF.gif So because JetsOhFive thinks we'll lose, that makes him a Chargers fan? So, because he isn't Mr. Biased, he's an idiot? Now he has been pecimistic, but guys, honestly, what are our chances here? 2-5 is A LOT worse than 4-4, and the Chargers have faced tough team they lost to (Pitt, Philly, Denver). We've lost to the Bills, Chiefs (that's excuseable), the Falcons (again excuseable), the Jags, and the Ravens. Fellas, even though we were on the road against the Ravens, Chiefs, Falcons, and Colts, in like 7 of the past eight years, we've had a winning record on the road.
And honestly, I see not too many intellligent posts in here, no offense.


of all the teams we lost to the only one that sucked and we should have won was balt. but cuase we had bollinge rthey caught us at the right time. all the other teams u listed are winning teams
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 10:38 AM

this one should go in the smakcdown
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 04:46 PM

HA

Half the Jokes don't make any sence

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An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in New York and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Giants fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they, too, are Giants fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher

looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Giants fan," she replied.

The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a Jet fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks,"Mary, why are you a Jet fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from New York, my mom is an Jet fan and my

dad is a Jet fan, so I'm a Jet fan, too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not

necessarily a reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just

like your parents all of the time.

What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car

thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Chargers fan."


Well///which is it is she a Giants fan or Chargers fan lol

and I don't care if the Chargers are 8-0...we got just a good a shot as any to beat any team anyday....you all know that


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Posted 01 November 2005 - 06:49 PM

I jsut found all of em on a site

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 08:23 AM

and backing up jetsohfive - look at the teams the chargers played! if they played our schedule theyed be undefeated - so call me a chargers fan - they are just plain better than us.
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 09:54 AM

QUOTE (ColesReturns87 @ Nov 2 2005, 06:58 AM)
and backing up jetsohfive - look at the teams the chargers played! if they played our schedule theyed be undefeated - so call me a chargers fan - they are just plain better than us.


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ANY GIVEN SUNDAY!

Now lets play some football!. damn i hate the wee. if only every day was sunday
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