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Posted 01 December 2008 - 02:52 PM

Just For Fun - Hell Explained By Chemistry Student

Subject: HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry
midterm. (as far as this story goes)

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the
professor shared it with
colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we
now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using
Boyle's Law (gas cools when
it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in
time. So we need to know
the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the
different religions that
exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that
if you are not a member
of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more
than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project
that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change
of the volume in Hell
because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to
stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter Hell,
then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.


2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase
of souls in Hell, then the
temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
Freshman year that, 'It
will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and
take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
number two must be true,
and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it
is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a divine being which
explains why, last night,
Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
21ST CENTURY NEW YORK STATE OF MIND ."REST IN PEACE NIGHT OWL TOM"Use Caution when reading my comments>.Posted Image
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 03:05 PM

That would of been my answer. drinks.gif except her name was Tara
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 03:32 PM

QUOTE (reg83ny @ Dec 1 2008, 08:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That would of been my answer. drinks.gif except her name was Tara



So thats where I went wrong - I actually applied Murphy's Law & didn't sleep with any girls. No wonder I got a D- unknw.gif
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 04:15 PM

QUOTE (Celtic @ Dec 1 2008, 03:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So thats where I went wrong - I actually applied Murphy's Law & didn't sleep with any girls. No wonder I got a D- unknw.gif


So what your saying is that I should sleep with every girl in my biology class and I'll pass?
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 04:29 PM

QUOTE (607thaifighter @ Dec 1 2008, 09:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So what your saying is that I should sleep with every girl in my biology class and I'll pass?


Go for it - who gives a **** about passing!
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