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Geno Throws the ball a dozen times Media proclaims him as the jets starter

HarlemHxC814 :	(17 May 2013 - 03:53 PM) at least on the days I have to work
HarlemHxC814 :	(17 May 2013 - 03:54 PM) said they'll find me and come arrest me lol
azjetfan :	(17 May 2013 - 03:54 PM) Could have been a mini vaca
azjetfan :	(17 May 2013 - 03:54 PM) Isnt it like $4 a day or something?
azjetfan :	(17 May 2013 - 03:55 PM) I think in AZ it is enough for lunch or something
HarlemHxC814 :	(17 May 2013 - 03:56 PM) $40 here in NYC
HarlemHxC814 :	(17 May 2013 - 03:57 PM) per day
azjetfan :	(17 May 2013 - 03:57 PM) What is that... Cab fare
HarlemHxC814 :	(17 May 2013 - 04:50 PM) damn well should be
Jetsfan0099 :	(17 May 2013 - 04:53 PM) Sounds like it may not be as bad with Goodson. I could see him ending up with a 4 game suspension for possession, the gun charges probably going to the other guy.
Jetsman05 :	(17 May 2013 - 05:44 PM) WHERE SHOULD I GET DINNER FROM
Jetsfan115 :	(17 May 2013 - 05:49 PM) i'd order a steak from idzik but he'd just give me a hamburger and try to pass it off as steak and when i cought him in the act he'd gie me a million dollars to make up for it
Jetsman05 :	(17 May 2013 - 05:55 PM) awesome analogy, makes a ton of sense
azjetfan :	(17 May 2013 - 08:31 PM) Are you off your meds again 115?
SecondHandJets :	(17 May 2013 - 09:00 PM) 115 is hilarious
SecondHandJets :	(17 May 2013 - 09:00 PM) I loled
HarlemHxC814 :	(18 May 2013 - 08:53 AM) Tehhhhh
MikeGangGree... :	(18 May 2013 - 09:28 AM) I got to work late tonight but I just wanted to say.......
MikeGangGree... :	(18 May 2013 - 09:28 AM) THE KNICKS!!!!
HarlemHxC814 :	(18 May 2013 - 10:03 AM) THE. KNICKS.
Jetsman05 :	(18 May 2013 - 11:14 AM) THE. KNICKS.
Jetsman05 :	(18 May 2013 - 11:16 AM) taking my shitttt
santana :	(18 May 2013 - 08:44 PM) Los Knicks
HarlemHxC814 :	(18 May 2013 - 09:13 PM) NUEVA YORK
MikeGangGree... :	(18 May 2013 - 11:05 PM) THE KNICKS
Mr_Jet :	(18 May 2013 - 11:09 PM) I hope that David Stern for his last NBA Finals as commish gets a Indiana/Memphis Finals.
SecondHandJets :	(Yesterday, 09:38 AM) Amen. Memphis/Indiana would be fun
Chaos :	(Yesterday, 09:56 AM) agreed. heat vs spurs would be too easy for $$$
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 10:46 AM) haters in the houseee
Jetsfan0099 :	(Yesterday, 11:44 AM) Pavers aren't getting 46 ft attempts vs the heat
Jetsfan0099 :	(Yesterday, 11:45 AM) Heat win in 5
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 12:04 PM) lmao
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 12:05 PM) Pacers thrive on getting to the line
Jetsfan0099 :	(Yesterday, 02:24 PM) Refs won't be on their side vs heat
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 04:32 PM) the Pacers were far and away the better team against the Knicks
Jetsfan0099 :	(Yesterday, 05:01 PM) Not really
Mr_Jet :	(Yesterday, 05:40 PM) The Pacers FT attempts don't excuse J.R. Smith's disappearance in that series.
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 06:05 PM) Not really haha
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 06:05 PM) bitterness is a horrible trait
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 06:05 PM) the Knicks offense was a pathetic joke
HarlemHxC814 :	(Yesterday, 07:33 PM) THE. KNICKS.
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 07:43 PM) ^
Jetsfan0099 :	(Yesterday, 08:14 PM) Jr really disappointed, thought he turned the corner.
Jetsman05 :	(Yesterday, 09:03 PM) only corner he turns is into the clubbbb
santana :	(Today, 09:45 AM) Ohhhh snap

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 02:35 PM

I think this belongs in some other forum, but its just too funny.

chuck norris, who can do anything, at one time could do anything but give birth, when he realized this he promptly ripped out the uterus of a passing woman, then through special muscle action, tore a hole in his own abdomen just by flexing his stomach, performed surgery on himself with a taco bell spork, and rudimentary sutures made from his beard hair. he now has 12 babies a day just for fun, and roundhouse kicks them at passing cars from freeway bridges. just because hes chuck norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:02 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

moved

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

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My point exactly. I'll second that notion.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:14 PM

thats soo random..but these chuck norris jokes are everywhere these days idk why...but the funniest ones i heard are...

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 05:15 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:33 PM

lol it was just a chuck norris joke to make some people laugh, but that obviously didnt work

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:57 PM

I thought it was funny.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 05:13 AM

eh.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 06:35 AM

QUOTE (Chadforpresidentin08 @ Dec 25 2005, 03:32 AM)

I thought it was funny.

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I found the cancer one quite funny but dont get the other three.

Who is Chuck Norris by the way?

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 09:27 AM

He's an actor and is always the good guy. He's a big macho, girthy man.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 01:53 PM

QUOTE (vilmatime51 @ Dec 24 2005, 03:49 PM)

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That blind man one is hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it, I have been telling everyone it now. Thanks for the good joke Vilmatime, and thanks for starting a Chuck Norris topic Jetsfan.

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