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Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:30 PM) We'll get a new HC as well
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:30 PM) I want a HC with a offensive background, we always hire defensive guys.
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:34 PM) SUCK FOR THE DUCK!
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:37 PM) I want Harbaugh
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:37 PM) For a coach
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:37 PM) Get your mind out of the gutter
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:38 PM) I hope Woody goes all out after Harbaugh, he would be a dream scenario.
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:38 PM) That dude shut the door on Mangold
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:39 PM) ha
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:45 PM) we are getting carved up by Kyle f***ing Orton
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:48 PM) We have guys off the street starting at CB, we have the worst secondary in the NFL
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:48 PM) We actually do have the worst rated pass defense in football
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:49 PM) Wilk isn't even in the lineup
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) apparently he was the last one to come out of the lockerroom
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) and he has no helmet in site
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) hes injured
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) 3-17
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) his big toe is sore
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) well might as well not risk his health if he is "hurt"
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:51 PM) WE are about to be 2-9, probably lose to the Dolphins next week as well. If you are going to suck, do it all the way! Better not finish better than 3-13
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:55 PM) That Bills DL is nasty
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:55 PM) Our OL is horrendous
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:56 PM) we can't do anything right
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:56 PM) Harvin will start to bitch watch
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) Harvin goes and drops that
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) haha this team sucks so badly.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) Woody has no choice but to clean house after this season.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) FIRE IDZIK
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) and the cherry on the sundae a BLOCKED PUNT
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) The question is does Rex make it to Tuesday?
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:58 PM) yeah, let Rex finish the season. Not his fault that Idzik failed to address our needs this offseason
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:59 PM) I meant both
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 09:00 PM) Let Rex go down to Mexico and get some more Sanchez tats. Idzik can go stare at a wall
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 09:00 PM) where in the f*** is Kerley he's been nonexsistent since we signed him to a 4 year contract extension
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 09:00 PM) Stupidity
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 09:01 PM) not his fault our QB play has been shitty
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 09:02 PM) that was a wasted signing
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 09:02 PM) Great grab by Decker
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 09:02 PM) he's not a playmaker
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 09:02 PM) bout time he does something
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 09:02 PM) after that drop earlier
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 09:03 PM) Nah. He just needs a competant team
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 09:03 PM) SUCK FOR THE MOTHER f***ing DUCK
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 09:06 PM) Sign Jerry Hughes in FA
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 09:06 PM) wow
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Post icon  Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:30 PM

biggrin.gif Why ARE Men Happier ?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics te! ll you the truth.The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on you! r face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, m aybe decades.You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.
No wonder men are happier
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:37 PM

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thats what i'm talking about. we're able to go on anything at any time. we're totally unpredictable. bad think is that you a more susceptable to getting tickets for urinating in public than women are.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 01:28 PM

QUOTE (gmany3k @ Apr 20 2005, 07:05 PM)
You know stuff about tanks.



LOL
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 04:40 PM

C'mon keep this in the Man Show.
I changed my name, but I dont remember what it was... if anyone remembers please let me know.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 07:19 PM

yahoo.gif relax herm. it is a suggestion.you don't have to read it. hysterical.gif
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