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Jets Sign Fitzpatrick - 1 Yr 12Mil Guaranteed
vjdbbq Icon : (22 June 2016 - 07:29 AM) No Mario ; you will be there alone .
MikeGangGree... Icon : (25 June 2016 - 07:15 PM) FIRE FITZPATRICK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (30 June 2016 - 12:00 PM) Sheldon Richardson suspended for 1 game for violating league substance abuse policy
ganggreen2003 Icon : (15 July 2016 - 04:06 PM) The JETS shouldn't of signed wilkerson to such a big contract
ganggreen2003 Icon : (15 July 2016 - 04:07 PM) he doesn't deserve $17 mil/year cause he is coming off an injury...he should of earned it by playing this year as the Franchise tag and then if he played lights out then you open the vault
MikeGangGree... Icon : (15 July 2016 - 04:21 PM) WOOOOOOOO
RetireChrebet Icon : (15 July 2016 - 04:58 PM) How much guaranteed money? also does this mean hes here for 6 years since he's tagged? how does that work?
MikeGangGree... Icon : (15 July 2016 - 10:20 PM) Now cut that street thug Wilkerson!!
NJAzrael71 Icon : (16 July 2016 - 03:47 AM) 54 million guaranteed
NJAzrael71 Icon : (16 July 2016 - 03:48 AM) 54 guaranteed against injury but 37 in straight guaranteed money without injury
NJAzrael71 Icon : (16 July 2016 - 03:49 AM) Should've waited till after the season to see how he comes off the injury but I guess they figure he wouldn't have signed if they waited another year
vjdbbq Icon : (17 July 2016 - 07:32 PM) Where is ROB and his ass ?
Jetsfan115 Icon : (18 July 2016 - 10:27 AM) guess that means richardson is gone after this season. Maybe we can franchise and trade him
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 July 2016 - 08:52 AM) whos running fantasy football league this year? brotana?
Jetsfan115 Icon : (22 July 2016 - 10:25 AM) darron lee still isn't signed... greedy street thug lol
MikeGangGree... Icon : (22 July 2016 - 05:31 PM) Rich is under contract for next year and we used a team option for 17 already so he's a jet for 2 more year's for sure unless we trade him.
MikeGangGree... Icon : (23 July 2016 - 02:38 PM) We need to quit screwing around and sign Fitzpatrick
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (24 July 2016 - 11:34 AM) Jets salary cap situation is tough next season, gonna have to make adjustments
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (24 July 2016 - 11:35 AM) the contract for Wilkerson is actually pretty good for both sides, after the first couple seasons nothing is guaranteed and they can cut him.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (24 July 2016 - 11:36 AM) the jets probably should trade Richardson, hopefully he has a monster season and we have tons of leverage and deal him off for ransom
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (24 July 2016 - 11:36 AM) Because we cannot afford to keep everyone on the DL
Jetsfan115 Icon : (25 July 2016 - 10:20 AM) we have 20 mil in space next offseason and not many people to sign. We should be ok next year. this year was worse. we could tag and trade richardson if need be. I think he will be gone too
vjdbbq Icon : (26 July 2016 - 07:28 AM) WE NEED FITZ WE NEED FITZ WE NEED FITZ
MikeGangGree... Icon : (26 July 2016 - 09:51 AM) Yes we do need Fitz
Jetsfan115 Icon : (26 July 2016 - 10:58 AM) devin hester got cut by ATL today, anyone think we should grab him for special teams?
vjdbbq Icon : (26 July 2016 - 01:56 PM) Grab hester immediately
vjdbbq Icon : (26 July 2016 - 01:56 PM) GM Mike , GET HESTER
vjdbbq Icon : (26 July 2016 - 01:57 PM) Where is everybody ?
santana Icon : (26 July 2016 - 01:59 PM) http://www.thedrawpl...oundhogJets.png
santana Icon : (26 July 2016 - 03:05 PM) Jets don't need Hester. KR is really just not a priority in The nfl anymore
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 July 2016 - 06:04 PM) We signed Fitzpatrick!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 July 2016 - 06:04 PM) WOOOOO
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 July 2016 - 06:04 PM) now let's f***ing go!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 July 2016 - 06:11 PM) ,we
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 July 2016 - 06:11 PM) 1 year 12 million
santana Icon : (27 July 2016 - 08:13 PM) so .....
santana Icon : (27 July 2016 - 08:13 PM) what happens now
santana Icon : (27 July 2016 - 08:13 PM) lol
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 July 2016 - 08:23 PM) Ric flair party!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 July 2016 - 09:21 PM) A
MikeGangGree... Icon : (27 July 2016 - 09:21 PM) Lee Signed also!! WOOOOO
vjdbbq Icon : (Yesterday, 06:03 AM) yeah baby
vjdbbq Icon : (Yesterday, 06:04 AM) playoffs here we come
vjdbbq Icon : (Yesterday, 06:04 AM) We need a punt returner ; grab Hester
vjdbbq Icon : (Yesterday, 06:05 AM) Shut up santana
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:49 AM

STATE LAWS (OKLAHOMA)

* Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
* Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
* Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
* It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
* Whaling is illegal.
* It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
* Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.
* People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
* No one may spit on a sidewalk.
* It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
* It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
* Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
* Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
* One may not promote a "horse tripping event".
* It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

LOCAL LAWS, BY TOWN

Ada

* If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

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Bartlesville

* If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal.
* No person may own more than two adult cats.
* It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.
* Persons may not play catch on any city street.

Clinton

* Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Hawthahorne

* It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Oklahoma City

* No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

Schulter

* Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

Tulsa

* You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
* Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

Wynona

* One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
* Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
* Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

Yukon

* It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
* While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

thats awesome
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT!
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 02:09 PM

It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.

That one is my favourite. So is it okay for lesbian vibrations - I mean what is annoying about two women getting it on with each other? crazy.gif

Second favourite: People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

JetSon are you sure these are true?
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 03:25 PM

yes there is a wole website about stupid laws

http://www.google.co...n&q=stupid+laws

i'm moving it to the man show now though
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 05:26 PM

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Whaling is illegal.


Damn, I was just getting ready for my whaling trip in Oaklahoma.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 06:37 PM

i did search that on google, here are some crazy laws, some states i believe think the ice cream man is the devil:

· Indianola
· The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

Baldwin Park

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

· Belvedere
· City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

· Burlingame
· It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

· Lompoc
· It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

· Los Angeles
· Toads may not be licked.

· San Francisco
· Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

· Columbus
· Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.

· Gainesville
· Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

· Jonesboro
· It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

· Champaign
· One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.

· Galesburg
· There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.

· Mesquite
· It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

· Texarkana
· Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights

It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

· Lenoir City
· When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.

Memphis

It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.

· Elkhart
· It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears

· South Bend
· It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

Washington

All lollipops are banned.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
Seattle

Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

· Wilbur
· You may not ride an ugly horse.

· Denver
· You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
· It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 11:55 PM

hahahaha, i just did an assignment on this in school!, they are hilarious, not sure if they are real or not though
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 06:30 PM

I'd actually be very interested in knowing how the law related to Jets clothing came about. I'm trying to search lol
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