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Posted 17 October 2005 - 01:51 PM

To date the jets have around 10 fumbles from the line of scrimmage all from Kevin Mawae Snaps. This has been happening consistently even with 4 different quarterbacks playing. Kevin is almost 35 years old. So you can see where I am going with this.

Kevin has old man testicular disease it’s so obvious. For those that don’t know OMTD is a condition where as you get older your balls hang lower and lower. Right now Mawae’s balls are hanging so low that they actually come out of his cup under his pads and rest of Vinny’s hands. I mean how can you grab a snap with these two balls belonging to a 290 pound man resting on your hands. This is the cause of all our fumbles. Chad used to use his right hand to actually cup Mawae’s balls and that is how I believe he injured his rotator cuff in the first place.

Thankfully Dr. Gary J. Alter in New York has developed a procedure called a *beep* reduction. Previously used by aging Hollywood actors I believe this procedure will soon be seen in sports medicine. *beep* reduction
I believe this surgery would be quite helpful for Mawae and could help limit the fumbles.

If it Works Vinny Testaverde could soon undergo the procedure to improve his mobility because at 42 his balls actually drag on the ground as he runs.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 01:55 PM

This may have been is bad taste since I just found out Mawae is out for the year now
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 01:59 PM

LOL .. this gave me a good laugh though. Quite funny although it does suck that he is injured for the season. Thanks for the post.
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Posted 17 October 2005 - 02:01 PM

lol yea his balls are pretty all nasty

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 02:23 PM

when i read the title i though it had somehting to do with his arm. giving the real injury i hope u don't mind that i lock it
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