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azjetfan Icon : (21 May 2013 - 12:01 PM) Anyword on who will be doing hard knocks this year?
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (21 May 2013 - 12:13 PM) Who's going to be doing hard knocks you ask?
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (21 May 2013 - 12:14 PM) THE KNICKS
MikeGangGree... Icon : (21 May 2013 - 01:28 PM) ^I agree
santana Icon : (21 May 2013 - 02:09 PM) Them Knicks
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (21 May 2013 - 07:58 PM) just won tickets to Man City vs. Chelsea thanks to the lovely people at NY Daily News
Jetsman05 Icon : (21 May 2013 - 08:46 PM) sounds like a terrible time
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (21 May 2013 - 09:19 PM) lol smh
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (21 May 2013 - 09:19 PM) Victor Moses, Demba Ba, Petr Cech and David Luiz are coming to my job on my day off...terrible
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (21 May 2013 - 09:19 PM) only time I'd come to work on my day off ever
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 10:04 AM) Sounds like a terrible time derpa derpa derp Indonesia <3 Liverpool top lads
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 11:08 AM) sanchez has thrown 3 picks so far smh
Mr_Jet Icon : (Yesterday, 11:33 AM) It must be November already.
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 12:26 PM) better he throws them all now then later i guess
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 12:27 PM) unless that west coast offense is going right over his head
SecondHandJets Icon : (Yesterday, 12:49 PM) https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/337250560615014401
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 12:53 PM) I hate change
SecondHandJets Icon : (Yesterday, 01:04 PM) http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/niners/2013/05/22/49ers-receiver-michael-crabtree-torn-achilles/2350547/
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Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 04:03 PM) I actually wish Dubb would come back
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 04:44 PM) I agree
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 04:44 PM) dubb.. top lad
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 05:15 PM) i miss having dubb around here
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 05:23 PM) BRING SOMETHING TO THE TABLE
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 05:24 PM) 05 you just said you didnt miss him at all lol
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 05:25 PM) hemmm what to bring... what to bring...
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 05:25 PM) so you guys ever go on that internet
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 05:25 PM) lot of cool stuff on that internet
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 05:30 PM) I think mike goodson needs a new lawyer
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 05:30 PM) he just used the nice guy defense
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:49 PM) lol hey i'm a nice guy who likes to carry illegal wepaons and smoke weed sometimes. whats the big deal
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azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 08:14 PM) Classic.
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 08:14 PM) You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:16 PM) NO!
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:17 PM) its on MTV right now
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:17 PM) I just stumbled across it
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 08:22 PM) I hate that damn clown!
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azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 08:28 PM) The price is wrong bob
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 08:28 PM) Or did he say bitch. I can't remember now
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:05 PM) its edited on MTV
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:05 PM) but yeah he said bitch lol
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Posted 24 December 2005 - 02:35 PM

I think this belongs in some other forum, but its just too funny.

chuck norris, who can do anything, at one time could do anything but give birth, when he realized this he promptly ripped out the uterus of a passing woman, then through special muscle action, tore a hole in his own abdomen just by flexing his stomach, performed surgery on himself with a taco bell spork, and rudimentary sutures made from his beard hair. he now has 12 babies a day just for fun, and roundhouse kicks them at passing cars from freeway bridges. just because hes chuck norris.


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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:02 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

QUOTE (Jetsfan115 @ Dec 24 2005, 03:37 PM)
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Posted 24 December 2005 - 03:14 PM

thats soo random..but these chuck norris jokes are everywhere these days idk why...but the funniest ones i heard are...

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 05:15 PM

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:33 PM

lol it was just a chuck norris joke to make some people laugh, but that obviously didnt work
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Posted 24 December 2005 - 08:57 PM

I thought it was funny. hysterical.gif
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Posted 25 December 2005 - 05:13 AM

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 06:35 AM

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I found the cancer one quite funny but dont get the other three.

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Posted 25 December 2005 - 09:27 AM

He's an actor and is always the good guy. He's a big macho, girthy man.
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Posted 25 December 2005 - 01:53 PM

QUOTE (vilmatime51 @ Dec 24 2005, 03:49 PM)
thats soo random..but these chuck norris jokes are everywhere these days idk why...but the funniest ones i heard are...

-Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries!

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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That blind man one is hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it, I have been telling everyone it now. Thanks for the good joke Vilmatime, and thanks for starting a Chuck Norris topic Jetsfan.
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