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santana Icon : (Today, 12:07 PM) This could of ended like 31 to 3
santana Icon : (Today, 12:07 PM) lots of nonsense
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 12:09 PM) Time to watch Giants vs Bills
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 12:11 PM) 3-0 Giants
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 12:12 PM) Damn it feels good to be 3-1
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 12:12 PM) Miami is 1-3. 0-2 in the AFC east with both Ls being homes games
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 12:12 PM) still have to go to buffalo and New York and Play NE twice
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 12:20 PM) Now we get back Sheldon Richardson, gonna be fun to watch this DL now
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 12:21 PM) Richardson is better than Wilkerson IMO
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 12:21 PM) I agree
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 12:21 PM) He plays nastier, and his pass rush was becoming a force last season. Looked like Reggie White at times with his club
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 12:22 PM) I can wait to see a passing down with Wilk Williams and Rich all in
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 12:22 PM) Hes a special talent, just wish he'd stop being a knuckle head off the field
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 12:22 PM) cant
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 12:22 PM) We are adding a impact player back to our DL, that is exciting.
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 12:23 PM) If he can help our rush even more[ I thin k he will big time] just thjink with the DBs we have how good the D can be
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 12:25 PM) he should help it. Leonard Williams has been impressive as a rookie
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 12:29 PM) Rex looks gay in blue
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 12:42 PM) 9-3 Giants
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 12:44 PM) If you told me in before the season we would be 3-1 after for games and 3-0 in the AFC I would take it.
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 12:51 PM) Miami 0-12 on 3rd downs and 0-4 on 4th downs
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 01:02 PM) 16-3 Giants
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 01:04 PM) Bills have
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 01:04 PM) the worst pas D in the NFL
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 01:47 PM) Why is no one watching football???
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 01:47 PM) Am I the only one online right now??
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 01:47 PM) FIRE THE SITE
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 02:00 PM) i'm watching, but I have to go to work
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 02:20 PM) I have to work overnight tonight... I was suppose to work this morning so I got a guy to switch with me....sucks is I don't want to work overnight but I didn't want to miss my boys
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 03:04 PM) Rex has the Bills wound so tight that they are losing their composure
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 03:04 PM) i don't miss that emotional roller coaster
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 03:14 PM) Wow the bills are horrendous with all these penalties
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 03:14 PM) they are the most penalized team in the NFL
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 03:15 PM) f***ing pathetic
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 03:15 PM) and thanks to the Jints we will be in 2nd place all by ourselves
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 03:15 PM) Rex still cant manage the clock
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 03:15 PM) now we need to focus on Washington who just beat the pathetic iggles
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 03:15 PM) Has 3 timeouts left and let 45 secs off the clock for no reason
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 03:20 PM) Giants won!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 03:20 PM) f*** the bills
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 04:16 PM) so glad we got rid of rex
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 04:16 PM) I wanted him gone 2 years ago after we fired tannenBUM
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 04:16 PM) but I think everything has worked out for the best with Mike Maccagnan and Todd Bowles
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 06:14 PM) Kaepernick looks terrible.
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 06:15 PM) im glad we didn't make some bone headed trade for him
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#1 User is offline   JetSon Icon

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:49 AM


* Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
* Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
* Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
* It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
* Whaling is illegal.
* It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
* Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.
* People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
* No one may spit on a sidewalk.
* It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
* It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
* Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
* Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
* One may not promote a "horse tripping event".
* It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.



* If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.



* If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal.
* No person may own more than two adult cats.
* It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.
* Persons may not play catch on any city street.


* Molesting an automobile is illegal.


* It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Oklahoma City

* No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.


* Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.


* You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
* Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.


* One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
* Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
* Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.


* It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
* While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

thats awesome

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 02:09 PM

It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.

That one is my favourite. So is it okay for lesbian vibrations - I mean what is annoying about two women getting it on with each other? crazy.gif

Second favourite: People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

JetSon are you sure these are true?

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 03:25 PM

yes there is a wole website about stupid laws


i'm moving it to the man show now though

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 05:26 PM

Whaling is illegal.

Damn, I was just getting ready for my whaling trip in Oaklahoma.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 06:37 PM

i did search that on google, here are some crazy laws, some states i believe think the ice cream man is the devil:

· Indianola
· The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

Baldwin Park

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

· Belvedere
· City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

· Burlingame
· It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

· Lompoc
· It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

· Los Angeles
· Toads may not be licked.

· San Francisco
· Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

· Columbus
· Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.

· Gainesville
· Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

· Jonesboro
· It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

· Champaign
· One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.

· Galesburg
· There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.

· Mesquite
· It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

· Texarkana
· Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights

It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

· Lenoir City
· When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.


It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.

· Elkhart
· It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears

· South Bend
· It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.


All lollipops are banned.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.

Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

· Wilbur
· You may not ride an ugly horse.

· Denver
· You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
· It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 11:55 PM

hahahaha, i just did an assignment on this in school!, they are hilarious, not sure if they are real or not though

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 06:30 PM

I'd actually be very interested in knowing how the law related to Jets clothing came about. I'm trying to search lol
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