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azjetfan Icon : (21 May 2013 - 12:01 PM) Anyword on who will be doing hard knocks this year?
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HarlemHxC814 Icon : (21 May 2013 - 12:14 PM) THE KNICKS
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santana Icon : (Yesterday, 05:25 PM) hemmm what to bring... what to bring...
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azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 08:28 PM) Or did he say bitch. I can't remember now
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Darwin Awards Freakin' Hilarious

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Posted 05 May 2005 - 06:01 AM

Darwin Awards are awards for people who died in ridiculous and stupid ways.
The one im going to post below is an honerable mention. It means the guy survived.


Bob and his friends were celebrating the forth of july. They had reached a state of pure inebriation (they were totally drunk).
Bob was quite annoyed when a raccoon penetrated the outer defenses of his yard.
He had a cement cylinder which the racoon hid in.
Then Bob had an idea.
"Lets blow him out!" he slurred.
The friends poured gasoline into the tunnel and then threw in a match.
But it didnt light.
Then Bob decided he would go into the cylinder and light it.
BOOM!
Bob shot straight out of the cylinder and over the roof of his house! blowup.gif yahoo.gif
Luckily, since he was so drunk, he survived.

This is TRUE! go to www.darwinawards.com!

Theres some hilarious stuff on here! crazy.gif
Sal Paolantonio commenting on the difference in the Ryan and Mangini atmospheres in the building:
"It's like going from Alcatraz to Dorney Park."

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It is better to destroy than create what is meaningless, so the picture will not be finished.
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