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azjetfan Icon : (11 June 2015 - 07:37 PM) rumor has it he wanted a raise over his $5.5 million base this year
Jetsfan115 Icon : (11 June 2015 - 07:39 PM) 33 is young for a guard. he's got at least 3-4 more years in him
azjetfan Icon : (11 June 2015 - 07:40 PM) Mmmmm I disagree.
azjetfan Icon : (11 June 2015 - 07:40 PM) I would go 2 year deal.
azjetfan Icon : (11 June 2015 - 07:41 PM) Maybe longer if we could get out of it after 2
Jetsfan115 Icon : (12 June 2015 - 11:36 AM) backloaded 4 year deal ca cut after 2 years wit minimum cap hit
Jetsfan115 Icon : (12 June 2015 - 02:22 PM) Jets sign free agent OT Charlles Brown
azjetfan Icon : (14 June 2015 - 01:48 PM) We won't be able to backload it. He won't accept the offer. Keep in mind he requested he release because they couldn't come to an agreement on a raise.
azjetfan Icon : (14 June 2015 - 01:49 PM) He is probably looking for $7 million or more per year.
Jetsfan115 Icon : (15 June 2015 - 09:44 AM) he was only making 5.5 million this year. we can give him 10 mil signing bonus onf a 5 year deal and a low base salary (like 3 mil a year) it'll average out to 5 mil a year, but he'll get 13 million this year (more then double) and will cost 5 mil a year against the cap for the rest of the deal
2JBallar01 Icon : (15 June 2015 - 02:17 PM) Any news on Mathis at all? Haven't heard anything since his release.
2JBallar01 Icon : (15 June 2015 - 02:17 PM) Also, Sam Baker was cut today as well
santana Icon : (16 June 2015 - 04:52 PM) Titans releasing RB Shonn Greene
MikeGangGree... Icon : (16 June 2015 - 10:40 PM) TEH WARRIORS
santana Icon : (16 June 2015 - 11:08 PM) This trophy ceremony awkward as fuck I had to turn it off
Mr_Jet Icon : (17 June 2015 - 08:02 PM) It really was. It was more Doris Burke interviewing the Warriors than it was a trophy ceremony. Plus Adam Silver forgot to hand the Warriors owner the trophy after he was done talking to the crowd.
Mr_Jet Icon : (17 June 2015 - 08:03 PM) R.I.P. Stuart Scott
MikeGangGree... Icon : (17 June 2015 - 10:05 PM) FIRE SILVER
MikeGangGree... Icon : (17 June 2015 - 10:05 PM) FIRE BURKE
MikeGangGree... Icon : (19 June 2015 - 06:27 PM) THE A-ROD!!
santana Icon : (26 June 2015 - 12:19 PM) god damn week no activity in here
santana Icon : (26 June 2015 - 12:20 PM) might have to chop this table up into fire wood
santana Icon : (26 June 2015 - 12:26 PM) FIRE WOOD!
Mr_Jet Icon : (26 June 2015 - 05:54 PM) Kristaps Porzingis???
Mr_Jet Icon : (26 June 2015 - 05:55 PM) You'd think Isiah Thomas was still running the Knicks last night.
santana Icon : (27 June 2015 - 07:30 PM) Lol yeah no clue about those names
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (28 June 2015 - 10:10 AM) Is there any chance that Porzingis ends up being good?
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (28 June 2015 - 10:10 AM) I'm guessing he won't be the next Pau Gasol or Dirk Nowviski
Mr_Jet Icon : (28 June 2015 - 11:41 AM) You never know, he could be as good as Gasol brothers or Dirk. Honestly the Knicks picking at #4 did the same thing the 3 teams picking ahead of them did. Picked a 19 year who could go boom or bust.
Mr_Jet Icon : (28 June 2015 - 11:45 AM) Porzingis seems to have the "I'm going to prove them wrong" type of attitude needed to overcome people's doubts about him. Hopefully he'll have the work ethic that goes along with that attitude.
azjetfan Icon : (28 June 2015 - 10:17 PM) In other news I decided to shave the dome. Since the hair was falling out anyway I figured I would show it who's boss
santana Icon : (29 June 2015 - 01:11 PM) Deisel up shave the dome
Mr_Jet Icon : (29 June 2015 - 04:49 PM) Welcome home.
azjetfan Icon : (29 June 2015 - 08:59 PM) I feel fast.
azjetfan Icon : (01 July 2015 - 07:53 PM) Shot an 86 today. Personal best.
santana Icon : (01 July 2015 - 08:19 PM) well done
santana Icon : (01 July 2015 - 08:19 PM) im going to play friday
blk_orion Icon : (02 July 2015 - 08:57 AM) play what? golf?
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (02 July 2015 - 01:16 PM) Sheldon Richardson suspended 4 game for substance abuse.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (02 July 2015 - 01:16 PM) f***
ganggreen2003 Icon : (02 July 2015 - 06:15 PM) DAMNIT TO f***ing HELL!!!!
azjetfan Icon : (02 July 2015 - 07:46 PM) Yup. Golf. I'm ready to take on Tiger. Mid season form. For what ever reason I am hitting the driver great. 280 and fairly controlled. I'm playing again Saturday.
santana Icon : (02 July 2015 - 07:55 PM) tiger shot a 66 today didnt he easy course though
santana Icon : (02 July 2015 - 07:55 PM) things were going too well for the jets this off season
MikeGangGree... Icon : (02 July 2015 - 10:33 PM) Well I guess Williams will be starting in opening day now
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My Worst (yet Really Hysterical) Moment

#1 User is offline   McMi11ions Icon

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 10:56 AM

I read a post that there wasn't enough going on here and people were only talking about vaginas (not that it really bothers me... i like vaginas as much as the next guy). But I thought I would share this...


I was leaving a WalMart on cold winter night. It was around 7:00, and since I was in a small upstate NY college town, there was no sunlight...ever... With my bag of Tostitos and salsa in one hand and a 12-pack of Blue in the other, I began to make my way outside.

I entered that little room inbetween the stoe and the outside (you know, the one where pump all the heat into it making it 1000 degrees...they keep shopping carts and stuff there...) and I passed by 2 men standing over a cart talking. I continued towards the exit, thoughts of beer dancing in my head.

Now, it's night time...dark outside...light in the room I am in. This means that I can't see outside...all the windows look pitch black (like being on the wrong side of a two way mirror)

Out of the darkness emerges a little girl. Couldn't be anymore than 4 years old. And she runs up to the door to come inside. But being 4, she didn't comprehend the concept of the "exit" door, as she patiently waited for it to open so she could run inside.

But it was too late. I had already stepped into the motion sensor. There was no turning back. I tried. That little girls face smiling at me and laughing through the glass door... just before it swung open, slamming her in the face and knocking her backwards 5 feet.

She sat there stunned momentarily...looking at me. For a second i thought everything was going to be ok. Then she looked at her dad (one of the two guys talking), then she looked at me. And screamed. Crying...screaming.

The men ran over. Slightly hysterical one said (i assume the father) "What happened?"

"I'm sorry...there...there was nothing i could do...the motion sens-"

The father looked at me, his daughter, the door... and figured out what happened. "Don't worry about it. It was an accident" he told me, then added "She had it comming."



Anyone else have "shinning moments" they would like to share?
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 11:13 AM

I have one but it wasn’t me it was my friend. We were leaving school and when school let out all the front doors are usually unlocked but everyone was going out one door not the usual 2 so to get in front of everyone we went over to the other door and it was jammed or so my friend thought so he backed up and rammed himself into it and just smacked right into the door and fell right down. It was one of those doors where the lock is a small latch that goes into a hole on the bottom of the door. I lifted up the latch and opened the door and we walked out then other people started leaving the through that door while laughing.
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 09:49 PM

When I was five I thought my mom was kidding when she said dont walk on the kitchen floor. Later that night, sitting in the hospital with my ankle nearly half off, crying, I realized she wasnt. Long story short, she had just washed the kitchen floor and I slipped and my foot went flying into the tip of the dishwasher. I had a babysitter watching me because my mom went and took a nap, the idiot put coffee powder on my foot making the situation worse.
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 10:07 PM

coffee powder? thats some dumb shit... that sucks man, sorry to hear, but people without emergency care knowldege (and sometimes without common sense) do some stupid things... this is why i became emt certified so i could know what to do in such situations...

on the topic at hand i can't think of any stupid shit like that in my life, i just thought coffee powder of all things was pretty stupid biggrin.gif

for the record i dont care about my number of posts as that had been brought up elsewhere so if this type of response bothers people lemme know ill try to tone it down
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:29 AM

I think coffee beans was an old morrocan remedy. They used it to heal up wounds by stoping the bleading. Anyway, if you all want to see the scar thats still left I have a digitial camera.
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 02:59 PM

a few years ago, two friends and i were at applebees with a bunch of people from our school. the applebees works seperate from the mall, but it's in a mall. well it was late at night and the mall was closing and the security guard was going around to all the doors closing them. we decided to sneak in for no reason, so we went in a door he hadnt locked yet on the other side of the mall. once we got in, we were walking around and looking for stores that might not have put the bar things down, and into management rooms and such. we came out of one room and we saw the security guard all the way down. he started chasing us and yelling, and we ran, unlocked a door and left. we called one of our friends a few minutes later and he said the security guard told him that we were going to be charged with breaking and entering and that he had called the cops. i guess he saw us with them beforehand outside applebees, because we dont know why he would have told them that. once we heard that, we decided to get off the property because they told us the security guard was coming around with his car. we ran behind a small strip mall which was closeby. as we were walking back there, there was this van sitting there in the middle. the back of the mall was an alley about 20 feet wide, with a fence with a huge hedge oposite the strip mall. well, my one friend said he wasnt going one step closer because of the van and he stopped. literally one second after he stopped, the door slid open and three men jumped out running. we were about 40 feet away and we turned around and didnt stop running for atleast a mile and a half to another friends house. it was one of the scariest things in my life...........looking back, it seems fun now, but i probably sh it myself 5 or 6 times that night.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 02:41 AM

I was out on deployment a few years back and was running out a telephone link through a field, to our HQ tent. Halfway across the field I ran out of cable, so I went and got another reel.

I had to connect the two pieces together so I got out my Leatherman tool and tried stripping back the insulation. I couldn't get the coating off with the tool so I instinctively went to rip it off with my teeth....

I was unaware my friend had connected the far end of the cable to the junction box....BOOM ! I got 100 volts straight into my mouth ....knocked me on my ass.

My friend couldn't stop laughing for about 2 hours.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 02:59 AM

thats funny shit ukjet. i used to be an electrician and i've gotten hit a number of times but never in the mouth. hysterical.gif

this is one when i was young. i dont even remember but this is what my dad tells me happened. i was 4 and my dad picked me up after pre school and i was kindof quiet so my dad asked me what happened at school that day. i said "one of my friends got in big trouble because he said the f word and had to take a timeout." my dad asked me "whats the f word?" i said "*beep*".

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 03:00 AM

it beeped it out. i said a hole pretty much.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 12:19 PM

ha !! yeah now THAT is funny !
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 12:22 PM

hysterical.gif Thats a great one LocoJet lollol hysterical.gif


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