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azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:45 PM) I am gone in 15 minutes everytime
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:46 PM) The judge gave me crap once but I said I was unwilling to tell a lie
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:50 PM) lmfao
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:51 PM) I come from a very political family so I dropped that card thinking that they would excuse me
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:51 PM) I was called to jury duty in AZ after I moved to WI. When I said I moved to WI they said since I still had a AZ DL and owned a home there I had to come. So I said OK come get me nad bring me to the court house. (they are required in AZ to do so if requested). Needless to say I was excused.
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:51 PM) my grandfather was a high ranking judge in NY and so is my uncle currently
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:51 PM) haha thats awesome
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:52 PM) imagine they came and got you
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:52 PM) I would not mind doing it but 40% of my income is either commision or incentive based.
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:53 PM) I already give time to the chamber and other nonprofits
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:53 PM) I would have been pissed.
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:53 PM) yeah I dont blame you
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:53 PM) Although they would have to give me a hotel room and board for that
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:53 PM) my boss is up my ass about not accepting the money they give you
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:53 PM) at least on the days I have to work
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:54 PM) said they'll find me and come arrest me lol
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:54 PM) Could have been a mini vaca
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:54 PM) Isnt it like $4 a day or something?
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:55 PM) I think in AZ it is enough for lunch or something
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:56 PM) $40 here in NYC
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:57 PM) per day
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 03:57 PM) What is that... Cab fare
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 04:50 PM) damn well should be
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 04:53 PM) Sounds like it may not be as bad with Goodson. I could see him ending up with a 4 game suspension for possession, the gun charges probably going to the other guy.
Jetsman05 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 05:44 PM) WHERE SHOULD I GET DINNER FROM
Jetsfan115 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 05:49 PM) i'd order a steak from idzik but he'd just give me a hamburger and try to pass it off as steak and when i cought him in the act he'd gie me a million dollars to make up for it
Jetsman05 Icon : (17 May 2013 - 05:55 PM) awesome analogy, makes a ton of sense
azjetfan Icon : (17 May 2013 - 08:31 PM) Are you off your meds again 115?
SecondHandJets Icon : (17 May 2013 - 09:00 PM) 115 is hilarious
SecondHandJets Icon : (17 May 2013 - 09:00 PM) I loled
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:53 AM) Tehhhhh
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 09:28 AM) I got to work late tonight but I just wanted to say.......
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 09:28 AM) THE KNICKS!!!!
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:03 AM) THE. KNICKS.
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:14 AM) THE. KNICKS.
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:16 AM) taking my shitttt
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:44 PM) Los Knicks
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:13 PM) NUEVA YORK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 11:05 PM) THE KNICKS
Mr_Jet Icon : (Yesterday, 11:09 PM) I hope that David Stern for his last NBA Finals as commish gets a Indiana/Memphis Finals.
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 09:38 AM) Amen. Memphis/Indiana would be fun
Chaos Icon : (Today, 09:56 AM) agreed. heat vs spurs would be too easy for $$$
Jetsman05 Icon : (Today, 10:46 AM) haters in the houseee
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 11:44 AM) Pavers aren't getting 46 ft attempts vs the heat
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 11:45 AM) Heat win in 5
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Post icon  Posted 13 April 2006 - 04:36 PM

I found this really cool thing called a life calculator, kinda fun to play with.
http://channels.nets...ay_lifelinecalc
It said I'd live to be 86, but I said I didn't work. So for the question where it says occupation, I said I worked behind a desk and got 84 while answering all the other questions the same. When I said I did manual labor and did all the other questions the safe, I got I'd live to 90.
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 07:55 AM

I got 74 but did put I got a graduate degree, which I'm aiming for. I guess 74 isn't bad, another 26 years though would mean a telegram from the Queen.
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 11:45 AM

i got 84.
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 05:44 PM

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 08:26 PM

84 beotches. Looks like I get to look forward to pooping myself and letting others clean it for me muwahahahahaha!
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 11:48 PM

71

here is a better one

http://www.deathclock.com/

i'm gonna die on saturday october 27th 2057 meaning i'll be 72 years old
Get it done MT
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Posted 15 April 2006 - 08:08 AM

QUOTE (Jetsfan115 @ Apr 15 2006, 12:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
71

here is a better one

http://www.deathclock.com/

i'm gonna die on saturday october 27th 2057 meaning i'll be 72 years old

That one says I'll day November 30, 2080, five days short of my 88th birthday, so I'll be 87 and 360 days old. beach.gif
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Posted 15 April 2006 - 10:25 AM

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 10:18 PM

72? but maybe being not graduating high school yet might bring me down a lil more than supposed to
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 02:12 PM

First one says ill live to be 75 years old, second one says July 5, 2061 which means ill live to 74.
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:21 PM

I got eighty-two, but it said "play again" so I guess it isn't settled yet.
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Posted 26 April 2006 - 09:30 AM

i got 66....i must really suck lol

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 06:53 PM

I got Monday December 15th 2087 on death clock. Which means I will live until I am 96.
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 05:22 PM

funny.gif im dying on 7-34-06 ill be 21,...... y? y me?
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 07:18 AM

QUOTE (foose_balls @ May 1 2006, 06:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
funny.gif im dying on 7-34-06 ill be 21,...... y? y me?

I really didn't even know that July had 34 days in it.
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Posted 24 July 2006 - 06:31 PM

I'll only be 73. What does BMI mean? I put 25.
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 07:43 PM

24 that 8 years fo the jets to win the sb
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Posted 11 March 2007 - 04:49 PM

QUOTE (JerseyJet @ Jul 24 2006, 07:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll only be 73. What does BMI mean? I put 25.

BMI is body mass index, basically a ratio of how much you weigh comparitive to your height.


QUOTE (kobeskool @ Mar 1 2007, 08:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
24 that 8 years fo the jets to win the sb

-that is or that's
-before (fo? I'm assuming that you were trying to say" beFOre")
-Jets (proper noun)
-SB or S.B. or Super Bowl like normal people (proper noun/proper noun abbreviation)
-End punctuation

5/11 errors. Roughly a 45% mistake rate. Jumping back up into the 1:2 ratio of mistake for every word.

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 10:18 PM

guess ill be dead at 68 according to the L.C. and ill be dead on december 10th 2074 which will make me a month away from 68. Guess 68 is my number....

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 11:23 AM

QUOTE (JerseyJet @ Jul 24 2006, 08:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll only be 73. What does BMI mean? I put 25.

BMI stands for body mass index
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