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santana Icon : (15 December 2014 - 11:37 PM) This isn't congress
santana Icon : (15 December 2014 - 11:37 PM) this is srszz bizness
MikeGangGree... Icon : (15 December 2014 - 11:42 PM) MGG FOR MOD IN 15!!!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (15 December 2014 - 11:42 PM) YES
MikeGangGree... Icon : (15 December 2014 - 11:42 PM) YES
MikeGangGree... Icon : (15 December 2014 - 11:42 PM) YES
MikeGangGree... Icon : (15 December 2014 - 11:42 PM) YES
santana Icon : (16 December 2014 - 12:49 PM) so do we beat the pats or just let them get the easy win
azjetfan Icon : (16 December 2014 - 01:57 PM) At this point I am all about ruining their chance for home field.
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (16 December 2014 - 02:15 PM) FIRE IDZIK
MikeGangGree... Icon : (16 December 2014 - 02:24 PM) O we will win
MikeGangGree... Icon : (16 December 2014 - 02:24 PM) Rex will end his last game in metlife with a bang
santana Icon : (16 December 2014 - 02:44 PM) bang bang!
azjetfan Icon : (16 December 2014 - 03:25 PM) You know Rex will dial up some crazy packages for Brady. He probably has that D-line all riled up already.
santana Icon : (16 December 2014 - 03:44 PM) Riled up to get Fired up
azjetfan Icon : (16 December 2014 - 04:19 PM) Connor Cook from MI State is projected to go in the middle of the first round.
Mr_Jet Icon : (16 December 2014 - 04:48 PM) Cook is not ready for the NFL.
santana Icon : (16 December 2014 - 04:50 PM) Lol cook??
Mr_Jet Icon : (16 December 2014 - 04:54 PM) I think very highly of Connor Cook. But if he is projected to go in the first round of the 2015 draft, this is going to be a very weak draft.
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (16 December 2014 - 05:02 PM) Connor Cook is going back to school..
santana Icon : (16 December 2014 - 05:52 PM) Lol school??
azjetfan Icon : (16 December 2014 - 06:31 PM) I don't know anything about him but he was projected by two different mock drafts to go to the Texans
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (16 December 2014 - 08:20 PM) Woody Johnson favorited a tweet about firing Idzik lol
jetfan4life12 Icon : (Yesterday, 02:15 AM) woody better fire that ass clown if he wants fans to attend games next season. He messed the whole thing up by hiring a GM without letting him choose the coach. He likely was told no by the top 20 candidates and stuck himself with is dick
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:18 AM) yup, I don't trust Idzik to make good use of our top draft pick or sign quality FAs. Or hire our next HC
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:18 AM) I want a new GM and HC
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:54 AM) Should I go Vincent Jackson or Jarvis Landry as my WR3?
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:13 AM) i'd go landry
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:40 AM) The opposite of what Mr Jet thinks about it.
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 01:03 PM) Top Bantz by 05
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 01:03 PM) http://www.gfycat.co...ousAlaskanhusky
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 02:13 PM) 'Fire Idzik' banner returns for Jets
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 04:23 PM) jets fans are loony. shoutbox is clear evidence of that.
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 04:28 PM) Nah Jets fans are all level headed individuals
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 04:40 PM) Zzzzz
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 04:44 PM) i agree very level headed
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 04:44 PM) ILL KILL YOU ILL KILL ALL OF YOU I AAM THE TABLE!!!!
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 06:30 PM) @RapSheet: Sources: #Michigan has made another run at Jim Harbaugh after he initially rebuffed the school. U-M has made an offer of 6 years, $48M. Wow.
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 06:33 PM) @AdamSchefter: Stunner from Chicago: Bears starting QB Jimmy Clausen this week, per source.
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 06:33 PM) LOL
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 06:34 PM) cutler to jets confirmed!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:36 PM) Cutler?? WOOOOOO
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 06:39 PM) 49ers gotta whip out that check book
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 06:40 PM) jets resign rex for 2 more years and get cutler
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 07:26 PM) http://cdn.ksk.uprox...ing-650x487.png
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#1 User is offline   JetSon Icon

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:49 AM

STATE LAWS (OKLAHOMA)

* Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
* Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
* Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
* It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
* Whaling is illegal.
* It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
* Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.
* People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
* No one may spit on a sidewalk.
* It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
* It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
* Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
* Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
* One may not promote a "horse tripping event".
* It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

LOCAL LAWS, BY TOWN

Ada

* If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

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Bartlesville

* If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal.
* No person may own more than two adult cats.
* It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.
* Persons may not play catch on any city street.

Clinton

* Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Hawthahorne

* It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Oklahoma City

* No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

Schulter

* Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

Tulsa

* You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
* Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

Wynona

* One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
* Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
* Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

Yukon

* It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
* While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

thats awesome
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:54 AM

I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT!
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 02:09 PM

It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.

That one is my favourite. So is it okay for lesbian vibrations - I mean what is annoying about two women getting it on with each other? crazy.gif

Second favourite: People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

JetSon are you sure these are true?
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 03:25 PM

yes there is a wole website about stupid laws

http://www.google.co...n&q=stupid+laws

i'm moving it to the man show now though
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 05:26 PM

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Whaling is illegal.


Damn, I was just getting ready for my whaling trip in Oaklahoma.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 06:37 PM

i did search that on google, here are some crazy laws, some states i believe think the ice cream man is the devil:

· Indianola
· The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

Baldwin Park

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

· Belvedere
· City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

· Burlingame
· It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

· Lompoc
· It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

· Los Angeles
· Toads may not be licked.

· San Francisco
· Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

· Columbus
· Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.

· Gainesville
· Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

· Jonesboro
· It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

· Champaign
· One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.

· Galesburg
· There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.

· Mesquite
· It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

· Texarkana
· Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights

It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

· Lenoir City
· When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.

Memphis

It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.

· Elkhart
· It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears

· South Bend
· It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

Washington

All lollipops are banned.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
Seattle

Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

· Wilbur
· You may not ride an ugly horse.

· Denver
· You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
· It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
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Posted 18 March 2006 - 11:55 PM

hahahaha, i just did an assignment on this in school!, they are hilarious, not sure if they are real or not though
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 06:30 PM

I'd actually be very interested in knowing how the law related to Jets clothing came about. I'm trying to search lol
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