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Jets hire Maccagnan as GM and Bowles as HC. Who's starting the billboard fundraiser?
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (23 January 2015 - 03:08 PM) Yeah now we have to see who they hire for the scouting dept
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (23 January 2015 - 03:12 PM) FIRE RODGERS
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (23 January 2015 - 03:12 PM) FIRE APRIL
ganggreen2003 Icon : (23 January 2015 - 07:14 PM) you are one dissatisfied SOB Harlem how in the hell are you still a mod?
ganggreen2003 Icon : (23 January 2015 - 07:14 PM) who's ass are you kissing
ganggreen2003 Icon : (23 January 2015 - 07:14 PM) SMFDH
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (23 January 2015 - 07:31 PM) CLEAN HOUSE AGAIN IMMEDIATELY
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (23 January 2015 - 07:33 PM) FIRE BRADWAYS NONEXISTENT AS OF YET FUTURE REPLACEMENT
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Jetsfan0099 Icon : (23 January 2015 - 09:21 PM) Mangini 49ers DC
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (23 January 2015 - 09:21 PM) Bad hire, the 49ers are seriously downgrading in coach. Going from Harbuagh to Tomsula, now Fangio to Mangini
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (23 January 2015 - 10:06 PM) Lol wow
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 08:17 AM) I hate when people say mangini built our team, I didn't know he was gm. Tannenbaum was good at making moves
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 02:05 PM) Bowles added pepper Johnson as dl coach, nice
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 04:13 PM) FIRE JOHNSON
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 04:13 PM) MORE TURNOVER
ganggreen2003 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 06:05 PM) I'm loving all these additions to the JETS coaching staff
ganggreen2003 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 06:06 PM) I can't wait to see what Maccagnan does in Free Agency and in the draft
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 07:40 PM) @AlbertBreer
The Jets are hiring Bears nat'l scout Rex Hogan as their director of college scouting. Chicago has released him from his contract
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 07:40 PM) @AlbertBreer 14m14 minutes ago
The Jets are also hiring Rams scout Brian Heimerdinger to a prominent front-office role. St. Louis let him out of his deal.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 07:48 PM) Heimerdinger is our director of player personnel now
ganggreen2003 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 08:12 PM) That is Mike Heimerdinger's son who used to be our OC in 05
ganggreen2003 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 08:12 PM) hopefully his son isn't as horrible as his pop was at play calling
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 08:17 PM) Everyone looks like a bad playcaller when you have no QB and have no talent
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 08:18 PM) When Heimerdinger was our OC it was when we had a ton of injuries on offense, were down to our 4th or 5th string QB
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 08:42 PM) FIRE HOGAN
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ganggreen2003 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 08:47 PM) STFU Harlem you are f***ing getting real annoying with this FIRE bullshit
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a1elbow2.0 Icon : (24 January 2015 - 09:33 PM) I wonder if any possible new members come here, see no new posts for days and these about box conversations and wonder how the f*** this site is operational
MikeGangGree... Icon : (25 January 2015 - 12:22 AM) Would u rather FIRE EVERYONE or SUCK FOR THE DUCK
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HarlemHxC814 Icon : (25 January 2015 - 06:50 PM) My boss still said to come in lol
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 02:52 PM

Just For Fun - Hell Explained By Chemistry Student

Subject: HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry
midterm. (as far as this story goes)

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the
professor shared it with
colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we
now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using
Boyle's Law (gas cools when
it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in
time. So we need to know
the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the
different religions that
exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that
if you are not a member
of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more
than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project
that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change
of the volume in Hell
because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to
stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter Hell,
then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.


2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase
of souls in Hell, then the
temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
Freshman year that, 'It
will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and
take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
number two must be true,
and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it
is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a divine being which
explains why, last night,
Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 03:05 PM

That would of been my answer. drinks.gif except her name was Tara
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 03:32 PM

QUOTE (reg83ny @ Dec 1 2008, 08:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That would of been my answer. drinks.gif except her name was Tara



So thats where I went wrong - I actually applied Murphy's Law & didn't sleep with any girls. No wonder I got a D- unknw.gif
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 04:15 PM

QUOTE (Celtic @ Dec 1 2008, 03:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So thats where I went wrong - I actually applied Murphy's Law & didn't sleep with any girls. No wonder I got a D- unknw.gif


So what your saying is that I should sleep with every girl in my biology class and I'll pass?
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 04:29 PM

QUOTE (607thaifighter @ Dec 1 2008, 09:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So what your saying is that I should sleep with every girl in my biology class and I'll pass?


Go for it - who gives a **** about passing!
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