[Chadforpresidentin08]

What is the dumbest thing you've done in front of your whole class? One time in fourth grade we were reading this book in class outload, and volunteers read the parts. We had to finish that way it wasn't homework, and we had 4 minutes left to read a page and a half. Knowing this I volunteered to read it since I was a good, fast reader. So I'm going ahead, mowing along, and we were on the last paragraph with 2 minutes to go. One part of a sentence was it felt like he was surrounded by slimy, green tentacles. Well I was doing my thing and then came the word tentacles. Instead of saying tentacles, I said testicles. Everyone started to hold in laughter, because not only did I say testicle, the description slimy, green seemed to fit with it. I eventually finished but that was embarrasing and funny. What are some of yours?

[Maynard13]

In 5th grade, I had to read chapters 3-5 in this book out load, and I did, but the whole time I was reading the wrong book, but the teach didn't stop me to try and teach me a lession

[sdljets]

haha your teahcers a *beep*!

[chad4mvp10]

I one time was writing an essay in 4th grade and I accidently wrote Pecos Bill was raised by a piece of shit. I meant to write Pecos bill was raised by Coyotes. It was just one of those things where u were thinking about something else

[Chadforpresidentin08]

OH MY GOD MVP! What did the teacher do? That had to suck some balls right there! One time in first grade we'd get these spelling packets. On one page you'd have part of a word that needs to have the other part to make a word and for grass the ass was given to you to help you out. About testicles, my teacher started writing it on the board the next day and wuickly stopped. Now I shall go way offt topic.
My baseball team got their first win because I went 2-2 and stole home to win the game! (That's right, my steal won the game!)

[chad4mvp10]

The teacher called my parents, but my dad really couldnt care less. He actually lauged. As for basball my JV team is 10-2. Were a good team

[ManginiIsMyHero]

Finishing a vocab test I couldnt remember the definition of a word. I sat there and pondered. Oh did I ponder. Once it came to me I was so excited that I wrote it down and lept out of my seat and took one step (right on my basically empty backpack) and it slid... and I went flying! I landed in front of the teacher's desk (like two rows ahead of me). The whole class errupted in laughter, includding the teacher. I was embarassed, but how could you not laugh? It was hilarious. I just placed the paper on the desk and I sat back down. That was freshman year. Everyone still talked about it when we graduated. In fact it was written by anyone in that class as the funniest thing that happened in all of High School.

[Chadforpresidentin08]

One time in preschool everyone but me and 2 others started to strip, the teacher caught like 7 of them.

[The Reverend]

The teacher called my parents, but my dad really couldnt care less. He actually lauged. As for basball my JV team is 10-2. Were a good team

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My Varsity team improved to 7-4 last night but i didnt do to well. I went
1 for 3 and gave up a three run home run. We still won though 5-3. It was close.
If i hadnt given up that home run i would have pitched a scoreless game.
It was so embarassing

[smallguy]

Last week we had a "Spirt week" and Wendesday was wacky wendesday. Which when we had to do or where something wacky. I wore a shoe and a boot. I however forgot I had gym that day and we did track. I fell 5 times in 2 races. Everyone was laughing. A few of my friends bugged me after it but it was all in good fun. I triped 3 more times that day.

[JetsRock1991]

You guys crack me up. Its fun coming on here because not only do I love the jets but I can listen to your guys hilarious stories.

[Chadforpresidentin08]

Hey tell a couple of your own Jetsrock1991.

[JetsRock1991]

Well a couple of weeks ago we did an exercising unit in gym that consisted of the 40' the long and vertical jum the mile and a bunch of other stuff. I am an overconfident kid so I was bragging that I would do good on the long jump. SO when I jumped I got 6 feet but the mat slit and I flew backwards and landed on my head. And the teacher gave me 3 feet. I got the worst in the class and got laughed at for the rest of the day.

[jetfan125]

ya youguys crack me up! i dont really have any emebersing moments

[Chadforpresidentin08]

Well what was the worst of these encounters.

[BlueDevilJet29]

I've got a good one...not by me but someone else. In my 7th grade Science class this kid was reading something and instead of saying organism he said orgasm. It was hilarious.

[ellisjersey92]

when i was in 8th grade me and my two best friends had metals class together and it was right next to the tv studio room where they taped the announcements and other things. my teacher weighed about 500 lbs (literally) and never left his chair which faced the other way. the three of us snuck in the tv room and we were messing around, when my friend went behind the desk setup thing and started pretending he was doing the announcements. my other friend like an idiot, went to where this huge camera was set up and started pressing buttons. my friend behind the desk starts saying things about our principle, like he _____ed his mother and so on. after some more messing around, my friend by the camera found the eject button and took the tape out. it was labelled Awards Ceremony. it turned out, the day before, they had taped this award ceremony thing on that tape and they would be playing it over the whole school the next day. we didnt know what to do, so at lunch that day, we found the coolest teacher we knew and asked her what to do. she had to get my metals teacher to open the door, and another metals teacher saw us goin in there and he came to see what was going on. so we had 3 teachers in the tv room and we had to show them the tape. even though i turned the volume down so they couldnt hear anything, my friend who had gone behind the desk was on the tv screen giving the camera the finger and going nuts. luckily the teachers kept it quiet for our sake, and since the year was almost over, but all three of them were really pissed. they had to retape the awards ceremony.

true story and one of the funniest things thats happened to me in school.

[jetsaremylife]

I've got a good one...not by me but someone else. In my 7th grade Science class this kid was reading something and instead of saying organism he said orgasm. It was hilarious.

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someone in my class did that too it was so funny all the teacher could do was laugh

[acal131]

I am considered as a jokester in school... and I make a lot of jokes and do alot of fun things lol..... , but the worst things that happen to me are when I slip or make a bad joke... and the class just looks at me and I look like a dumbass..... I take pride in my jokes.. and when I make a bad one I just feel so embarrassed lol....