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SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:01 AM) They are so f***ing stupid
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:01 AM) Like people need more reasons to stay at home for the game
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:02 AM) Honestly, at this point, the only way I'd go to an NFL game was A. Free tickets B. Tickets were close enough to the field that I felt like I could heckle a player and be heard
santana Icon : (Today, 12:02 AM) its not stupid its actually genius
santana Icon : (Today, 12:02 AM) the problem is i know for sure the evil genius behind it is dan snyder and other owners pushing for this shit
santana Icon : (Today, 12:02 AM) they want their new stadiums to inhale your money from the minute you enter its zipcode
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:03 AM) Genius in the sense that you force people to spend more money
santana Icon : (Today, 12:03 AM) right
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:03 AM) Baseball stadiums started doing this since right after 9/11
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:03 AM) I used to go to Mets games as a kid with a subway hero
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:04 AM) Now I gotta drop $30 for a burger with fries
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:04 AM) You know what I do? Not go to the fuckin games LOL
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:04 AM) And it's not just me because the Mets suck, Yankees can't sell out anymore at all
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:04 AM) Shit, even Mets vs Yankees wasn't sold out
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:04 AM) That never happened in the 90s
santana Icon : (Today, 12:04 AM) ghetto fries
santana Icon : (Today, 12:05 AM) whats amusing is at nationals stadium the staff is the worst
santana Icon : (Today, 12:05 AM) they don't give a shit
santana Icon : (Today, 12:05 AM) specially sunday morning
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:06 AM) How so?
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:06 AM) Do they make you watch the Nationals?
santana Icon : (Today, 12:06 AM) every time they handed me my food or what not then i had to go to the register to pay i just walked away because the queue was too long
santana Icon : (Today, 12:06 AM) people running the registers just go super slow
santana Icon : (Today, 12:07 AM) no one there is in charge of making sure the customers are following the process
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:11 AM) Wait, you pay after you get your food?
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:11 AM) How does that even work?
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:11 AM) Everywhere you pay when you place your order
santana Icon : (Today, 12:12 AM) well its decided getting some booze tomorrow afternoon and drinking every time i head lebron's head band referenced
santana Icon : (Today, 12:12 AM) like i said the concession stands are a mess
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:12 AM) You might die
santana Icon : (Today, 12:12 AM) there were multiple people behind the counter
santana Icon : (Today, 12:13 AM) so you could just go up to it and ask for what you wanted and 1 out of the 5 people would be on a single register
santana Icon : (Today, 12:13 AM) so eventually you were just handed your food
santana Icon : (Today, 12:13 AM) expecting for someone to approach the register you were standing infront to charge you
santana Icon : (Today, 12:13 AM) or you were led to believe maybe you had to go line up to the one that had a cashier with people already waiting on it
santana Icon : (Today, 12:14 AM) so a lot of the times when i was just handed the food i requested i would stand there look around see them go back to being distracted on their boost mobile phones or whatever reason and walked away
santana Icon : (Today, 12:14 AM) i got 6 pretzels like this for the group i was with and 3 hot dogs
santana Icon : (Today, 12:15 AM) my ticket one time had like 5$ towards concessions or what not their scanner wasnt working at the register so it wasnt reading it right or she didnt know what she was doing. she tried to scan it 3 times then litterally just turned away so i was standing there asking if it was all good no one answered so i just walked away with the food
santana Icon : (Today, 12:18 AM) probably doesn't help that they are hiring people from one of the worst parts of dc
santana Icon : (Today, 12:19 AM) in fact all the stadiums in dc are in very low income areas probably to exploit this work force
SecondHandJets Icon : (Today, 12:31 AM) No stadiums are in low income areas because that's how they get municipal bonds to finance construction. "Look, we're giving black people jobs! Pay for our stadium!!!"
santana Icon : (Today, 12:32 AM) right
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Today, 01:48 PM) New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez will face a lawsuit for allegedly shooting a man after an altercation at a Miami strip club.

TMZ.com broke news of this stunning development, as the lawsuit was filed in Florida federal court on Wednesday—five days prior to authorities searching Hernandez's Massachusetts home for an apparently unrelated homicide case.
santana Icon : (Today, 02:41 PM) A well-placed source told Paul Lukas, who writes Uni Watch for ESPN.com, that Revis paid safety Mark Barron $50,000 to get the No. 24 from the second-year safety.
Mr_Jet Icon : (Today, 04:06 PM) I've watched about 3 minutes of ESPN today and have already heard the word "headband" twice.
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O. T- Life Calculator... Fun to play with

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Post icon  Posted 13 April 2006 - 04:36 PM

I found this really cool thing called a life calculator, kinda fun to play with.
http://channels.nets...ay_lifelinecalc
It said I'd live to be 86, but I said I didn't work. So for the question where it says occupation, I said I worked behind a desk and got 84 while answering all the other questions the same. When I said I did manual labor and did all the other questions the safe, I got I'd live to 90.
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 07:55 AM

I got 74 but did put I got a graduate degree, which I'm aiming for. I guess 74 isn't bad, another 26 years though would mean a telegram from the Queen.
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 11:45 AM

i got 84.
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 05:44 PM

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 08:26 PM

84 beotches. Looks like I get to look forward to pooping myself and letting others clean it for me muwahahahahaha!
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 11:48 PM

71

here is a better one

http://www.deathclock.com/

i'm gonna die on saturday october 27th 2057 meaning i'll be 72 years old
Get it done MT
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Posted 15 April 2006 - 08:08 AM

QUOTE (Jetsfan115 @ Apr 15 2006, 12:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
71

here is a better one

http://www.deathclock.com/

i'm gonna die on saturday october 27th 2057 meaning i'll be 72 years old

That one says I'll day November 30, 2080, five days short of my 88th birthday, so I'll be 87 and 360 days old. beach.gif
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Posted 15 April 2006 - 10:25 AM

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 10:18 PM

72? but maybe being not graduating high school yet might bring me down a lil more than supposed to
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 02:12 PM

First one says ill live to be 75 years old, second one says July 5, 2061 which means ill live to 74.
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:21 PM

I got eighty-two, but it said "play again" so I guess it isn't settled yet.
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Posted 26 April 2006 - 09:30 AM

i got 66....i must really suck lol

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 06:53 PM

I got Monday December 15th 2087 on death clock. Which means I will live until I am 96.
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 05:22 PM

funny.gif im dying on 7-34-06 ill be 21,...... y? y me?
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 07:18 AM

QUOTE (foose_balls @ May 1 2006, 06:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
funny.gif im dying on 7-34-06 ill be 21,...... y? y me?

I really didn't even know that July had 34 days in it.
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Posted 24 July 2006 - 06:31 PM

I'll only be 73. What does BMI mean? I put 25.
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 07:43 PM

24 that 8 years fo the jets to win the sb
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Posted 11 March 2007 - 04:49 PM

QUOTE (JerseyJet @ Jul 24 2006, 07:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll only be 73. What does BMI mean? I put 25.

BMI is body mass index, basically a ratio of how much you weigh comparitive to your height.


QUOTE (kobeskool @ Mar 1 2007, 08:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
24 that 8 years fo the jets to win the sb

-that is or that's
-before (fo? I'm assuming that you were trying to say" beFOre")
-Jets (proper noun)
-SB or S.B. or Super Bowl like normal people (proper noun/proper noun abbreviation)
-End punctuation

5/11 errors. Roughly a 45% mistake rate. Jumping back up into the 1:2 ratio of mistake for every word.

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 10:18 PM

guess ill be dead at 68 according to the L.C. and ill be dead on december 10th 2074 which will make me a month away from 68. Guess 68 is my number....

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 11:23 AM

QUOTE (JerseyJet @ Jul 24 2006, 08:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll only be 73. What does BMI mean? I put 25.

BMI stands for body mass index
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