[silversword55]

Make this thread THE official jokes thread.

The rules are, make as many jokes for the Dolphins, Pats, Bills, Giants and Cowboys as you can. Even if it's made up.

Get it?

[vilmatime51]

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Dolphins fan, a Bills fan, and a Jets fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Bills fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the Buffolo Bills!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Bills fan, the Dolphins fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Miami Dolphins!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Bill and Dolphin fans, the Jets fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the New York Jets!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriots fan off the mountain.



Pretty corny......Oh Well!!!

[JetsOhFive]

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Dolphins fan, a Bills fan, and a Jets fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Bills fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the Buffolo Bills!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Bills fan, the Dolphins fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Miami Dolphins!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Bill and Dolphin fans, the Jets fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the New York Jets!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriots fan off the mountain.

Pretty corny......Oh Well!!! 

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I rather throw the Dolphins fan off, but hey as long as he died thats good enough for me.

[S-Dubb]

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Dolphins fan, a Bills fan, and a Jets fan. They had been arguing all the
way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Bills fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the Buffolo Bills!" and promptly threw himself off
the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Bills fan, the Dolphins fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Miami Dolphins!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Bill and Dolphin fans, the Jets fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the New York Jets!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriots fan off the mountain.

Pretty corny......Oh Well!!! 

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[blk_orion]

I rather throw the Dolphins fan off, but hey as long as he died thats good enough for me.      

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Wasn't corny to me....

[CrazyHorseDave]

hope I dont screw this up ....

one day at school little Billy's teacher took a survey of the kids in the class

"Children .. just for fun Id like to see what football teams all of you like"

so when she asked little Billy "What team do you like?"

Billy replied "I like the New York Jets"

"Why?" asked the teacher

"Because my parents are Jets fans"

"That's silly .. if you're Daddy was a thief and you're mother was a prostitue .. would you be either of those?"

"No" Billy replied "I would be a Raiders fan"

[green1]

Good one Dave!! Heres another that I hope you like.
How many Raider fans does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
15
1 to make the dough, and 14 to peel the smarties!

[HurricaneJet32]

I've got one...


Can we put this in the man show forum!!!???

[Chadforpresidentin08]

Yes, we should go into the Man Show with this, but Vilma and Dave those were good, I have one but is has nothing to do with football.

[LeonhardSkynyrd36]

i got one ok ready









Ricky Williams!!!!!

[silversword55]

Here's one

Boy

I

Love

Losing

Superbowls

[smallguy]

This is kinda of a old one but.......

2 kids are playing Hockey in Central park. Soon a wilded dog comes after then. One of them gets his hockey stick and breaks the dogs neck. A reporter who saw what happened and started interviewing the boy. The reporter said " The title will be little yankee fan saves boy's life." The boy said " I am not a yankee fan." The reporter said " oh, sorry, I just figuered that you where a yankee fan."Then the reporter said " little Jets fan saves boy's life." The boy saids " I am not a jets fan." Then the reporter said " Then what are you???" The boy said " I am a dolphins fan." The reporter tears out the page and makes a new title " Little bastards kills beloved family pet."

[JetsOhFive]

i got one ok ready
Ricky Williams!!!!!

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Can you imagine just how many jokes there are actually going to be about him. I mean even when a huddle takes too long, some ones going to say "Well the Dolphins are taking a while to call a play, they must be passing a joint around." Its gonna be great.

[CrazyHorseDave]

I've got one...
Can we put this in the man show forum!!!???

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I thought about it .. but since the jokes were intended to be football related .. I left it in here

Make this thread THE official jokes thread.

The rules are, make as many jokes for the Dolphins, Pats, Bills, Giants and Cowboys as you can. Even if it's made up.

Get it?

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[gmany3k]

BREAKING THE RULES ?????HAHA. and a child shall lead them. but dave you are not a child............pull down your pants and hit yourself with a switch.
great stuff laughed my butt off.

[CrazyHorseDave]

BREAKING THE RULES ?????HAHA. and a child shall lead them. but dave you are not a child............pull down your pants and hit yourself with a switch.
great stuff laughed my butt off.

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who showed you those pictures!?!?!?

[silversword55]

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Miami and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Dolphins fan.
She asks the class to raise their hands if they, too, are Dolphins fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher
looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Dolphins fan," she replied.
The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Dolphins fan, then who do you support?"
"I'm a Jet fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks,"Mary, why are you a Jet fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from New York, my mom is an Jet fan and my
dad is a Jet fan, so I'm a Jet fan, too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not
necessarily a reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just
like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car
thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "I'd be a Patriots fan."

[S-Dubb]

I know this guy just didn't go back and find this god damn topic from like months ago and bring it back to the front. Man your an idiot.

[JetsOhFive]

I know this guy just didn't go back and find this god damn topic from like months ago and bring it back to the front. Man your an idiot.

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Easy easy. He had a joke, he remember he made a topic about it and he decided to add to it.

[JetsOhFive]

I'm sending this to the Man Show forum.