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azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:14 PM) This whole weekend has had some great catches
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:15 PM) Wilson sucks
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:17 PM) I can't wait for FA
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:20 PM) wow
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:20 PM) we f***ing blow
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:26 PM) f***ing horrible
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:26 PM) wtf decker
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:27 PM) another DOG
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:28 PM) another penalty on Giacomini
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:28 PM) he's taking over for Colon in FS penalties tonight
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:28 PM) halftime and we look like SHIT
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:30 PM) I don't care, I hope we keep losing personally. I want them to fire Idzik and get a higher draft pick
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:30 PM) We'll get a new HC as well
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:30 PM) I want a HC with a offensive background, we always hire defensive guys.
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:34 PM) SUCK FOR THE DUCK!
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:37 PM) I want Harbaugh
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:37 PM) For a coach
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:37 PM) Get your mind out of the gutter
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:38 PM) I hope Woody goes all out after Harbaugh, he would be a dream scenario.
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:38 PM) That dude shut the door on Mangold
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:39 PM) ha
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:45 PM) we are getting carved up by Kyle f***ing Orton
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:48 PM) We have guys off the street starting at CB, we have the worst secondary in the NFL
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:48 PM) We actually do have the worst rated pass defense in football
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:49 PM) Wilk isn't even in the lineup
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) apparently he was the last one to come out of the lockerroom
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) and he has no helmet in site
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) hes injured
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) 3-17
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) his big toe is sore
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:50 PM) well might as well not risk his health if he is "hurt"
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:51 PM) WE are about to be 2-9, probably lose to the Dolphins next week as well. If you are going to suck, do it all the way! Better not finish better than 3-13
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:55 PM) That Bills DL is nasty
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:55 PM) Our OL is horrendous
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:56 PM) we can't do anything right
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:56 PM) Harvin will start to bitch watch
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) Harvin goes and drops that
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) haha this team sucks so badly.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) Woody has no choice but to clean house after this season.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) FIRE IDZIK
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) and the cherry on the sundae a BLOCKED PUNT
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:57 PM) The question is does Rex make it to Tuesday?
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Today, 08:58 PM) yeah, let Rex finish the season. Not his fault that Idzik failed to address our needs this offseason
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 08:59 PM) I meant both
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 09:00 PM) Let Rex go down to Mexico and get some more Sanchez tats. Idzik can go stare at a wall
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 10:10 AM

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING
SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET
SEAT BY USING THE SINK. IT ALL GOES TO THE SAME PLACE
ANYWAY.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF
AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON
YOUR VEINS. EVEN GEORGE WASHINGTON DID THIS! REMEMBER TO USE
A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL
PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER
YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES.
THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DU CT TAPE.
IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT
SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN
ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
21ST CENTURY NEW YORK STATE OF MIND ."REST IN PEACE NIGHT OWL TOM"Use Caution when reading my comments>.Posted Image
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