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MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:34 PM) So us and Oak are 3-12 who is 3 and who is 4
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:34 PM) Schedule strength
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:35 PM) So we have to add it up
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:35 PM) We have played 12-3 NE 2 times
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:35 PM) Oakland is 5 with win we are 4
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:35 PM) and we played GB 12-3 and DET 12-3
santana Icon : (Today, 07:35 PM) DID YOU EVEN READ IT!?!? GOSHH
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:36 PM) Why do I even try?
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:36 PM) Take your meds GG
santana Icon : (Today, 07:36 PM) I KNOW??? WHY TRY WHY DO ANYTHING GOSHHH
santana Icon : (Today, 07:36 PM) Rob relax
santana Icon : (Today, 07:36 PM) Christ
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:37 PM) I don't take meds I'm not a psycho
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:37 PM) I'm even keeled and I love getting rises out of you all
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:37 PM) well smoke a bowl then
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:37 PM) I'm cool as a cucumber
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:38 PM) I don't have $ to buy any weed right now
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:38 PM) business is slow and I got other things to worry about
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:38 PM) Game not over yet
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:38 PM) but I'm still cool as a cucumber
santana Icon : (Today, 07:39 PM) Who declared cucumbers cool
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:40 PM) cucumbers are cool cause I said so
santana Icon : (Today, 07:41 PM) And you said so because you're cool as a cucumber
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:41 PM) That was a stupid penalty
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:41 PM) yup
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:41 PM) I'm mad chill
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:42 PM) he got hammered
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:42 PM) I'm not as cool as the other side of the pillow though cause that is gay as f***
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:43 PM) So what are you saying? You ride cucumbers?
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:44 PM) nope but cucumbers are great on sandwiches and sandwiches are f***ing awesome
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:45 PM) and they can be fermented and become pickles which is always great on sandwiches and I already said it sandwiches are f***ing awesome
santana Icon : (Today, 07:46 PM) He's got a point
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:47 PM) of course I do I'm moderator material
santana Icon : (Today, 07:47 PM) Where's the studs and duds thread
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:48 PM) I bring shit to the table that noone else does cause well I'm f***ing awesome just like sandwiches
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:48 PM) there were no studs
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:48 PM) and the duds would be so long to list I'd still be typing if I had started that thread
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:49 PM) but at least the bills lost to the lowly raiders
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:52 PM) Ok im trying to get this
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:52 PM) the jets have gone up against all total teams with a record of 114-110
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:52 PM) the Jags have gone up against 114-109-1
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:53 PM) if Denver wins. that's 115-110 against us and 114-110-1 against the Jags
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:54 PM) How do they have the harder Schedule strength??
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:56 PM) that's if Denver wins tomorrow
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:11 PM) Is it me or is Tony Dungy awkward looking when he tries to smile and stares straight into the camera while doing the Football Night in America broadcast
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Ot: Sad Day For Tennis lofl check out these cannons

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 09:49 AM


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Well-proportioned Romanian phenom Simona Halep is reportedly planning breast-reduction surgery, because her superhuman chest somehow doesn't help her play tennis. Or is she?

Reports of the demise of her fantastical cans arrived earlier this week, but were based on garbled internet translations of obscure European newspapers. Halepówho lost in the second round of her first French Open this weekówas definitely talking about her lady lumps and is clearly aware of the the, uh ... logistical complications that they create for a bouncy, quick-moving tennis player, but it's not entirely clear that she's ready to drop her most famous assets. So maybe she'll dial them down next offseason or maybe she won't, but either way the world will be leering. I mean, watching.


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daymm dont do it!!!

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 10:14 AM

Ugly as sin but her tit game is out of control.
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 10:14 AM

Shes dumb. Anna Kournikova never won a single thing but managed to turn her looks into an empire. This girl needs to hire Anna's old manager & publicist, move to either Miami or NYC and act as if she's just focused on training. She's not beating Dinara Safin on the court but she'll beat her at the bank once the endorsements come pouring in.
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 10:28 AM

QUOTE (S-Dubb @ Jun 2 2009, 04:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ugly as sin but her tit game is out of control.


Agreed. She is stacked beyond belief, but that's about it. It would be difficult watching the ball when watching any of her games though!
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 02:51 PM

If you guys are going to post pictures, do it the right way!


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Posted 02 June 2009 - 03:34 PM

Must have been in your wallet . banana019.gif
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 04:04 PM

QUOTE (SignalZero @ Jun 2 2009, 03:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you guys are going to post pictures, do it the right way!



now if we could only post videos

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 07:54 PM

Why don't we put her cannons on sharapova?
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 10:27 PM

i'd rather help a chick get an abortion than a breast reduction
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 11:26 PM

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back problems, man
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 11:54 PM

Good god! As if tennis wasn't tough enough already, this chick has got to play with 2 babies hanging onto her chest!

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 12:34 AM

Here is a better picture.

The only reason anyone knows who she is, is because of those bombs. Should keep them and try to make as much money with them as she can.



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