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Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:50 PM) yeah he's really poor at coming out, timing, all of it
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:50 PM) but as a shot stopper hes incredible
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:50 PM) Ramos is out i believe
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:51 PM) I like varane but hes doubtful also
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:51 PM) yeah Pepe and Varane at the back for Madrid
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:51 PM) ITS GONNA BE GUD 05
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:51 PM) Arbeloa(LFC former player) and Marcelo
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:51 PM) nervous
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:52 PM) i gotta shower then i'm running down to the bar
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:52 PM) Ronaldo rarely performed vs us at United
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:52 PM) enjoy it
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:53 PM) you would like my sanctuary here in nola
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:53 PM) they put the megamix on for me on the large screen
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:53 PM) then i get all the individual screens with the separate games
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santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:54 PM) i'm the only fool there drinking on tuesday/wednesday afternoons
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:55 PM) I'd knuckle up next to ya buddy. Although I do prefer being alone for LFC haha
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:55 PM) that sounds like a solid spot
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 01:02 PM) yeah i feel that i thought more people would make it better but during the wc it filled up with filthy casuals
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 01:03 PM) dont touch me casual! and i ran out of there
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HarlemHxC814 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 03:52 PM) It's so lovely to see you two getting along
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santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 04:03 PM) yeah but we both decided that we hate you
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Ot: Sad Day For Tennis lofl check out these cannons

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 09:49 AM


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Well-proportioned Romanian phenom Simona Halep is reportedly planning breast-reduction surgery, because her superhuman chest somehow doesn't help her play tennis. Or is she?

Reports of the demise of her fantastical cans arrived earlier this week, but were based on garbled internet translations of obscure European newspapers. Halepówho lost in the second round of her first French Open this weekówas definitely talking about her lady lumps and is clearly aware of the the, uh ... logistical complications that they create for a bouncy, quick-moving tennis player, but it's not entirely clear that she's ready to drop her most famous assets. So maybe she'll dial them down next offseason or maybe she won't, but either way the world will be leering. I mean, watching.


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Posted 02 June 2009 - 10:14 AM

Ugly as sin but her tit game is out of control.
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 10:14 AM

Shes dumb. Anna Kournikova never won a single thing but managed to turn her looks into an empire. This girl needs to hire Anna's old manager & publicist, move to either Miami or NYC and act as if she's just focused on training. She's not beating Dinara Safin on the court but she'll beat her at the bank once the endorsements come pouring in.
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 10:28 AM

QUOTE (S-Dubb @ Jun 2 2009, 04:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ugly as sin but her tit game is out of control.


Agreed. She is stacked beyond belief, but that's about it. It would be difficult watching the ball when watching any of her games though!
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 02:51 PM

If you guys are going to post pictures, do it the right way!


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Posted 02 June 2009 - 03:34 PM

Must have been in your wallet . banana019.gif
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 04:04 PM

QUOTE (SignalZero @ Jun 2 2009, 03:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you guys are going to post pictures, do it the right way!



now if we could only post videos

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 07:54 PM

Why don't we put her cannons on sharapova?
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 10:27 PM

i'd rather help a chick get an abortion than a breast reduction
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 11:26 PM

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 11:54 PM

Good god! As if tennis wasn't tough enough already, this chick has got to play with 2 babies hanging onto her chest!

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 12:34 AM

Here is a better picture.

The only reason anyone knows who she is, is because of those bombs. Should keep them and try to make as much money with them as she can.



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