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Jetsman05 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 03:48 PM) whatever that means
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 03:59 PM) Some talk that Dennard might slide to round 2 now
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Jetsman05 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 04:00 PM) Roby absolute physical freak but really inconsistent as a player
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Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 04:01 PM) f***ing draft should be this week, not 2 weeks from now
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 04:02 PM) I rather go get a CB like Phillip Gaines in round 3.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 04:02 PM) 1-Odell Beckham Jr WR, 2-Jace Amaro TE, 3-Phillip Gaines CB.
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 04:04 PM) Where is Marcus Roberson being projected
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 04:05 PM) round 2 I think
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santana Icon : (22 April 2014 - 04:18 PM) solid pro
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Jetsman05 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 06:14 PM) you're a clown
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HarlemHxC814 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 06:27 PM) FIRE RAUL
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 06:30 PM) agreed
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 06:30 PM) EJ > Raul
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 06:38 PM) lmao
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 06:38 PM) I wouldn't go that far
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 06:39 PM) true
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 April 2014 - 06:39 PM) but its closer by the day
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Jetsfan0099 Icon : (23 April 2014 - 01:47 PM) Tanaka looks good so far
santana Icon : (23 April 2014 - 03:45 PM) The title race is REAL
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Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 05:18 AM) Pineda looks good so far
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 07:18 AM) Pineda solid pro
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 07:19 AM) Pineda went Boston strong on Boston
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:57 AM) He has, except he is stupid for putting the shit on his neck. He has to hide that better.
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 09:14 AM) @Bischoff_Scott: Per a source, the #Lions are having discussions about moving #Suh before the draft to move up as high as possible in the first round.
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 09:14 AM) now that would be a fairly big move
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:46 AM) If they trade Suh to get Watkins, I would laugh. That doesn't really make their team better, they already have a high yardage passing attack
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:47 AM) They have the best WR in football and they signed Tate who will be a excellent #2 to Johnson
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:53 AM) too many smokes screens. f*** the extra 2 weeks of this shit, the draft should be tonight!
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:04 PM) The media is so dumb, Jon Gieger Revis' best friend tweets a pic from the Jets website and says it's revis, and all of the media goes along with it making fun of the Jets when it was really Jeremy Kerleyr.
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 08:29 PM) uh oh - "Bradley Roby charged with operating a vehicle under the influence"
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Ot: Sad Day For Tennis lofl check out these cannons

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 09:49 AM


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Well-proportioned Romanian phenom Simona Halep is reportedly planning breast-reduction surgery, because her superhuman chest somehow doesn't help her play tennis. Or is she?

Reports of the demise of her fantastical cans arrived earlier this week, but were based on garbled internet translations of obscure European newspapers. Halepówho lost in the second round of her first French Open this weekówas definitely talking about her lady lumps and is clearly aware of the the, uh ... logistical complications that they create for a bouncy, quick-moving tennis player, but it's not entirely clear that she's ready to drop her most famous assets. So maybe she'll dial them down next offseason or maybe she won't, but either way the world will be leering. I mean, watching.


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daymm dont do it!!!

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 10:14 AM

Ugly as sin but her tit game is out of control.
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 10:14 AM

Shes dumb. Anna Kournikova never won a single thing but managed to turn her looks into an empire. This girl needs to hire Anna's old manager & publicist, move to either Miami or NYC and act as if she's just focused on training. She's not beating Dinara Safin on the court but she'll beat her at the bank once the endorsements come pouring in.
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 10:28 AM

QUOTE (S-Dubb @ Jun 2 2009, 04:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ugly as sin but her tit game is out of control.


Agreed. She is stacked beyond belief, but that's about it. It would be difficult watching the ball when watching any of her games though!
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 02:51 PM

If you guys are going to post pictures, do it the right way!


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Posted 02 June 2009 - 03:34 PM

Must have been in your wallet . banana019.gif
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 04:04 PM

QUOTE (SignalZero @ Jun 2 2009, 03:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you guys are going to post pictures, do it the right way!



now if we could only post videos

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 07:54 PM

Why don't we put her cannons on sharapova?
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 10:27 PM

i'd rather help a chick get an abortion than a breast reduction
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 11:26 PM

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back problems, man
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Posted 02 June 2009 - 11:54 PM

Good god! As if tennis wasn't tough enough already, this chick has got to play with 2 babies hanging onto her chest!

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 12:34 AM

Here is a better picture.

The only reason anyone knows who she is, is because of those bombs. Should keep them and try to make as much money with them as she can.



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