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MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:34 PM) So us and Oak are 3-12 who is 3 and who is 4
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:34 PM) Schedule strength
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:35 PM) So we have to add it up
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:35 PM) We have played 12-3 NE 2 times
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:35 PM) Oakland is 5 with win we are 4
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:35 PM) and we played GB 12-3 and DET 12-3
santana Icon : (Today, 07:35 PM) DID YOU EVEN READ IT!?!? GOSHH
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:36 PM) Why do I even try?
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:36 PM) Take your meds GG
santana Icon : (Today, 07:36 PM) I KNOW??? WHY TRY WHY DO ANYTHING GOSHHH
santana Icon : (Today, 07:36 PM) Rob relax
santana Icon : (Today, 07:36 PM) Christ
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:37 PM) I don't take meds I'm not a psycho
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:37 PM) I'm even keeled and I love getting rises out of you all
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:37 PM) well smoke a bowl then
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:37 PM) I'm cool as a cucumber
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:38 PM) I don't have $ to buy any weed right now
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:38 PM) business is slow and I got other things to worry about
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:38 PM) Game not over yet
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:38 PM) but I'm still cool as a cucumber
santana Icon : (Today, 07:39 PM) Who declared cucumbers cool
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:40 PM) cucumbers are cool cause I said so
santana Icon : (Today, 07:41 PM) And you said so because you're cool as a cucumber
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:41 PM) That was a stupid penalty
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:41 PM) yup
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:41 PM) I'm mad chill
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:42 PM) he got hammered
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:42 PM) I'm not as cool as the other side of the pillow though cause that is gay as f***
ROBJETS Icon : (Today, 07:43 PM) So what are you saying? You ride cucumbers?
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:44 PM) nope but cucumbers are great on sandwiches and sandwiches are f***ing awesome
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:45 PM) and they can be fermented and become pickles which is always great on sandwiches and I already said it sandwiches are f***ing awesome
santana Icon : (Today, 07:46 PM) He's got a point
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:47 PM) of course I do I'm moderator material
santana Icon : (Today, 07:47 PM) Where's the studs and duds thread
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:48 PM) I bring shit to the table that noone else does cause well I'm f***ing awesome just like sandwiches
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:48 PM) there were no studs
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:48 PM) and the duds would be so long to list I'd still be typing if I had started that thread
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 07:49 PM) but at least the bills lost to the lowly raiders
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:52 PM) Ok im trying to get this
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:52 PM) the jets have gone up against all total teams with a record of 114-110
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:52 PM) the Jags have gone up against 114-109-1
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:53 PM) if Denver wins. that's 115-110 against us and 114-110-1 against the Jags
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:54 PM) How do they have the harder Schedule strength??
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 07:56 PM) that's if Denver wins tomorrow
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Today, 08:11 PM) Is it me or is Tony Dungy awkward looking when he tries to smile and stares straight into the camera while doing the Football Night in America broadcast
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:12 PM

Face palm...this would be dumb coming from any fan about any team. Amazes me how blind people can be...

http://www.patspulpit.com/2010/8/19/1630911/a-patriots-fans-review-of-jets

If you're in anyway feeling a little bit worried about the New York Jets I highly recommend you check out the epic second episode that culminates in Rex Ryan calling out his second team defense. It will put your nerves to rest.

The Jets new image has been carefully crafted by Rex Ryan from the start to be the big scary bully who's gonna beat you down and laugh while he's doing it. The entire NFL universe has collectively fallen for it. Pundits are picking them to win the AFC and even the Super Bowl, but as we get a better look inside the inner workings of this football franchise you see the cracks in their projected image.

I was left after this episode thinking I will be surprised if they beat the Patriots once this year. And I don't think either game will be close.

Episode one was just a small glimpse, my review of episode two after the jump...

Yesterday you heard Tom Brady talk about why he's so intense on every snap of practice. Tonight we saw Mark Sanchez talk about how much he loves orange candies, or get annoyed for having to pay an extra 59 cents for ranch sauce with his pizza, or most telling, act like a guilty fifth grader every time he gets constructive criticism.

And it's not just Sanchez, who seems like your average immature football dick, it's the whole team who leaves you feeling like this whole big mystery that is the 2010 New York Jets really could be combustible.

As my Patriots Princess said "it's like the whole team is just f'ing around," as she watched Kris Jenkins laughing his ass off as he drove by slo-mo in a golf cart.

And it wasn't just the day their punter had a hundred Shake Weights arrive at camp. Let me tell you, there's nothing more entertaining than watching LT2 look like he's giving himself a pearl necklace, front and back.

The show opened with the sentiment that practices have not been going well. Sanchez has struggled. Marty Schottenheimer called him sloppy. Even more telling was Marty's quote about second year quarterbacks.

"If you can get them back to the same level, you made progress".

Sanchez clearly wanted to get working on matching those 20 interceptions of 2009 by throwing one with his first pass of the preseason. Luckily Mark Brunell was there to remind him the games don't count yet.

Someone else whose head is spinning is Joe McKnight's. Joe is lost in a sea of confusion and it doesn't look like he's ever going to find shore. What is it with USC guys not being able to take criticism? Oh right, Pete Carroll.

Santonio Holmes implored Joe to ask the veterans for help, a good move by a Super Bowl winner who was acting like a one of the few real leaders there. But as the game results would confirm, McKnight is struggling. If Shonn Greene goes down for any length of time this team's "vaunted" running attack will be in trouble.

While Kyle Wilson is looking solid, Antonio Cromartie is having trouble just keeping track of his eight kids, five of whom are three. 2007 wasn't just a good year on the field for Al-Cro-traz.

The Jets coaches are begging Cromartie to play with an edge more consistently. But what can you do, some guys are just too scared to go down a water slide (finally his "wife" pushed him down it).

In Vernon Gholston news, the coaching staff decided to orchestrate a fight to try and bring the animal out in Big Vern. It was marginally succesful. Despite Rex Ryan's proclamations it looks like Gholston is still just barely making progress. I should point out that he took a voluntary contract reduction this year, which you have to respect. Unfortunately for Vern he might really need that money in about six months.

Everyone continues to call John Conner "The Terminator", which I've kind of accepted because you know at some point in the butchering of that once proud franchise they'll have one where John Conner actually is a Terminator. Whatever you call him he looks like a load, and I look forward to seeing Brandon Spikes and Jerod Mayo take him on.

Overall it's hard not to feel that no matter how much of it is editing, the loosie goosie moments that are happening at Jets camp are not happening anywhere near Patriots camp. To my biased eyes the Patriots look like a team of men, locked in on football. The Jets look caught up in their own hype. And someone better tell Rex if he doesn't stop jamming the handfuls of M&Ms down his gullet his lapband's going to need a lapband.

I already can't wait for episode three, my predicted "Return of Revis" episode. We'll see..
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:41 PM

[quote name='HurricaneJet32' date='20 August 2010 - 03:12 PM' timestamp='1282331547' post='308244']
I already can't wait for episode three, my predicted "Return of Revis" episode. We'll see..
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Well...I'll take that episode.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:43 PM

lol yeah they are just all joking around and not being serious, even though from a unbiased source who visited camp said that the Jets had one of the most physical camps out of any team in the league. He was amazed how Rex has his guys hitting like they do in camp while other teams don't. It was some article I read on NFL.com.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 03:05 PM

All I know is that this guy is basing his opinion on what the Jets and HBO allowed him to see. What I mean by that is that at the end of the day Hard Knocks is a TV show and it would not be entertaining if all it showed was positive moments. Also, EVERY team has ups and downs and questions about their team during preseason. If he seriously thinks that the Patriots all show up to training camp and all they do is act like a bunch of cyborgs, then he REALLY needs to learn about football because he is sounding like such a homer with this article.

Im sure he has no questions about his QB who is not happy with his contract....or their most important receiver coming back from a torn ACL, or better yet their running back battle that is going on between Fred Taylor and Lawrence Maroney...yeah not exactly a pair of fantasy backs there lol
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 03:17 PM

While this is clearly a biased piece and makes no mistakes about that, he does make a good point about Shone Green. If he goes down for any length of time LT and MckNight are not really capable of stepping into his role. That will be a really hard injury to overcome. Clearly LT steps in, but LT is way more of an option back and a safety net than a pure runner on this team.

But yeah all the Jets do is joke around. Sure, whatever, keep telling yourself that. Oh and Conner? He acts like the Jets gave him that nickname. And to call him "a load"? Really? Based on what? A few cut seconds of footage. I'm also capable of making a scouting report on 2 seconds of any player from a field view camera on a TV show on HBO.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 03:44 PM

With Sanchez making strides perhaps we won't have to run it 600+ times. Meaning less wear and tear on Shonn.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 03:47 PM

what was the worst article ever. is this a real write? i've never seen a wrtier outright call someone a dick?
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 04:15 PM

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what was the worst article ever. is this a real write? i've never seen a wrtier outright call someone a dick?
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This article was really a very poorly written piece of trash. There's no doubt that the Patsies fans want to bash the Jets because they know that we're coming right at them. You don't see the players up there such as Tom Brady being dumb enough to utter such words. They know that they are no longer the pre-determined Kings of the AFC East.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:11 PM

Eh, whatever. It's just another biased bash article. Also, it's Hard Knocks. Like said above, they aren't going to show just practices and be boring with it. It is for entertainment, not study.
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Posted 23 August 2010 - 12:13 PM

The Jets are singlehandedly raising the NFL's ratings lol
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