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Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:52 PM) enjoy it
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:53 PM) you would like my sanctuary here in nola
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:53 PM) they put the megamix on for me on the large screen
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:53 PM) then i get all the individual screens with the separate games
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:54 PM) ill be around on the ipad for the TOP BANTZ 05
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:54 PM) i'm the only fool there drinking on tuesday/wednesday afternoons
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:55 PM) I'd knuckle up next to ya buddy. Although I do prefer being alone for LFC haha
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:55 PM) that sounds like a solid spot
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 01:02 PM) yeah i feel that i thought more people would make it better but during the wc it filled up with filthy casuals
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 01:03 PM) dont touch me casual! and i ran out of there
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 01:55 PM) http://i.imgur.com/cMQ53OF.jpg
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 03:52 PM) It's so lovely to see you two getting along
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 03:52 PM) Warms my heart
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 04:03 PM) yeah but we both decided that we hate you
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 04:03 PM) KILL YO SELF
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 05:58 PM) 05 loves me
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santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 07:18 PM) Yeah well titties
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santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 07:18 PM) Big titties at that
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HarlemHxC814 Icon : (23 October 2014 - 09:43 AM) Should I start Rivers tonight or Brady on Sunday?
Jetsfan115 Icon : (23 October 2014 - 10:48 AM) rivers
santana Icon : (23 October 2014 - 12:04 PM) brady
Jetsfan115 Icon : (23 October 2014 - 01:22 PM) raul
santana Icon : (23 October 2014 - 01:40 PM) jared
azjetfan Icon : (23 October 2014 - 02:32 PM) Take the better match up
Jetsman05 Icon : (23 October 2014 - 03:31 PM) is 115 in the fantasy league
Jetsfan115 Icon : (23 October 2014 - 04:25 PM) nope
MikeGangGree... Icon : (23 October 2014 - 09:58 PM) 10-6!!!!
santana Icon : (23 October 2014 - 10:49 PM) no doubt
santana Icon : (23 October 2014 - 10:49 PM) believe!!!
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (24 October 2014 - 05:12 AM) TEHN AND SIX
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HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:06 AM) TEH CLASICO
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:12 PM

Face palm...this would be dumb coming from any fan about any team. Amazes me how blind people can be...

http://www.patspulpit.com/2010/8/19/1630911/a-patriots-fans-review-of-jets

If you're in anyway feeling a little bit worried about the New York Jets I highly recommend you check out the epic second episode that culminates in Rex Ryan calling out his second team defense. It will put your nerves to rest.

The Jets new image has been carefully crafted by Rex Ryan from the start to be the big scary bully who's gonna beat you down and laugh while he's doing it. The entire NFL universe has collectively fallen for it. Pundits are picking them to win the AFC and even the Super Bowl, but as we get a better look inside the inner workings of this football franchise you see the cracks in their projected image.

I was left after this episode thinking I will be surprised if they beat the Patriots once this year. And I don't think either game will be close.

Episode one was just a small glimpse, my review of episode two after the jump...

Yesterday you heard Tom Brady talk about why he's so intense on every snap of practice. Tonight we saw Mark Sanchez talk about how much he loves orange candies, or get annoyed for having to pay an extra 59 cents for ranch sauce with his pizza, or most telling, act like a guilty fifth grader every time he gets constructive criticism.

And it's not just Sanchez, who seems like your average immature football dick, it's the whole team who leaves you feeling like this whole big mystery that is the 2010 New York Jets really could be combustible.

As my Patriots Princess said "it's like the whole team is just f'ing around," as she watched Kris Jenkins laughing his ass off as he drove by slo-mo in a golf cart.

And it wasn't just the day their punter had a hundred Shake Weights arrive at camp. Let me tell you, there's nothing more entertaining than watching LT2 look like he's giving himself a pearl necklace, front and back.

The show opened with the sentiment that practices have not been going well. Sanchez has struggled. Marty Schottenheimer called him sloppy. Even more telling was Marty's quote about second year quarterbacks.

"If you can get them back to the same level, you made progress".

Sanchez clearly wanted to get working on matching those 20 interceptions of 2009 by throwing one with his first pass of the preseason. Luckily Mark Brunell was there to remind him the games don't count yet.

Someone else whose head is spinning is Joe McKnight's. Joe is lost in a sea of confusion and it doesn't look like he's ever going to find shore. What is it with USC guys not being able to take criticism? Oh right, Pete Carroll.

Santonio Holmes implored Joe to ask the veterans for help, a good move by a Super Bowl winner who was acting like a one of the few real leaders there. But as the game results would confirm, McKnight is struggling. If Shonn Greene goes down for any length of time this team's "vaunted" running attack will be in trouble.

While Kyle Wilson is looking solid, Antonio Cromartie is having trouble just keeping track of his eight kids, five of whom are three. 2007 wasn't just a good year on the field for Al-Cro-traz.

The Jets coaches are begging Cromartie to play with an edge more consistently. But what can you do, some guys are just too scared to go down a water slide (finally his "wife" pushed him down it).

In Vernon Gholston news, the coaching staff decided to orchestrate a fight to try and bring the animal out in Big Vern. It was marginally succesful. Despite Rex Ryan's proclamations it looks like Gholston is still just barely making progress. I should point out that he took a voluntary contract reduction this year, which you have to respect. Unfortunately for Vern he might really need that money in about six months.

Everyone continues to call John Conner "The Terminator", which I've kind of accepted because you know at some point in the butchering of that once proud franchise they'll have one where John Conner actually is a Terminator. Whatever you call him he looks like a load, and I look forward to seeing Brandon Spikes and Jerod Mayo take him on.

Overall it's hard not to feel that no matter how much of it is editing, the loosie goosie moments that are happening at Jets camp are not happening anywhere near Patriots camp. To my biased eyes the Patriots look like a team of men, locked in on football. The Jets look caught up in their own hype. And someone better tell Rex if he doesn't stop jamming the handfuls of M&Ms down his gullet his lapband's going to need a lapband.

I already can't wait for episode three, my predicted "Return of Revis" episode. We'll see..
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:41 PM

[quote name='HurricaneJet32' date='20 August 2010 - 03:12 PM' timestamp='1282331547' post='308244']
I already can't wait for episode three, my predicted "Return of Revis" episode. We'll see..
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Well...I'll take that episode.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:43 PM

lol yeah they are just all joking around and not being serious, even though from a unbiased source who visited camp said that the Jets had one of the most physical camps out of any team in the league. He was amazed how Rex has his guys hitting like they do in camp while other teams don't. It was some article I read on NFL.com.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 03:05 PM

All I know is that this guy is basing his opinion on what the Jets and HBO allowed him to see. What I mean by that is that at the end of the day Hard Knocks is a TV show and it would not be entertaining if all it showed was positive moments. Also, EVERY team has ups and downs and questions about their team during preseason. If he seriously thinks that the Patriots all show up to training camp and all they do is act like a bunch of cyborgs, then he REALLY needs to learn about football because he is sounding like such a homer with this article.

Im sure he has no questions about his QB who is not happy with his contract....or their most important receiver coming back from a torn ACL, or better yet their running back battle that is going on between Fred Taylor and Lawrence Maroney...yeah not exactly a pair of fantasy backs there lol
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 03:17 PM

While this is clearly a biased piece and makes no mistakes about that, he does make a good point about Shone Green. If he goes down for any length of time LT and MckNight are not really capable of stepping into his role. That will be a really hard injury to overcome. Clearly LT steps in, but LT is way more of an option back and a safety net than a pure runner on this team.

But yeah all the Jets do is joke around. Sure, whatever, keep telling yourself that. Oh and Conner? He acts like the Jets gave him that nickname. And to call him "a load"? Really? Based on what? A few cut seconds of footage. I'm also capable of making a scouting report on 2 seconds of any player from a field view camera on a TV show on HBO.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 03:44 PM

With Sanchez making strides perhaps we won't have to run it 600+ times. Meaning less wear and tear on Shonn.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 03:47 PM

what was the worst article ever. is this a real write? i've never seen a wrtier outright call someone a dick?
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 04:15 PM

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what was the worst article ever. is this a real write? i've never seen a wrtier outright call someone a dick?
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This article was really a very poorly written piece of trash. There's no doubt that the Patsies fans want to bash the Jets because they know that we're coming right at them. You don't see the players up there such as Tom Brady being dumb enough to utter such words. They know that they are no longer the pre-determined Kings of the AFC East.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:11 PM

Eh, whatever. It's just another biased bash article. Also, it's Hard Knocks. Like said above, they aren't going to show just practices and be boring with it. It is for entertainment, not study.
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Posted 23 August 2010 - 12:13 PM

The Jets are singlehandedly raising the NFL's ratings lol
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