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HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 12:32 PM) WU TANG
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 12:32 PM) WU TANG
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 12:38 PM) Decker is recruiting Demaryius Thomas to join the Jets, too bad Thomas won't hit FA
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 01:23 PM) he wont?
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:31 PM) he'll be franchised tagged probably
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 03:23 PM) BAS DOST
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 04:09 PM) Bring something to the table
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 04:13 PM) Teh table
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 05:27 PM) I miss our banter everyone EXCEPT Harlem I don't like him very much cause he's annoying as hell and that Wind Beneath My Wings shit is such a example
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 05:34 PM) I have elevator video of you giving out high fives
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:03 PM) Thank you for the warm words GG. I appreciate the thought!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 08:04 PM) any of u guys know how to size a NBA jersey?
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 08:05 PM) Like im a XL so when I get a NFL jersey I get a L
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 08:05 PM) Im getting it for a friend
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:13 PM) SIGN WILL HILL
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:14 PM) There are some decent FAs I hope we go after, we have like $48 mil in cap space, plus more once we get rid of Chris Johnson and Calvin Pace.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:14 PM) We'll have over $50 mil to spend
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 08:52 PM) sign everyone!!!!
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:54 PM) I'd love to grab Cobb, Julius Thomas, and Mike Iupati
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:56 PM) Lol for someone who doesn't like me and doesn't pay attention to what I have to say, GG sure loves talking about me
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:56 PM) It's ok though buddy I love you
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 08:57 PM) We just need a QB to throw to them
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:17 PM) Cobb isn't leaving the Packers
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:18 PM) I hope we keep Harvin
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 09:28 PM) I like Harvin but I don't think we should pay him that much
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 09:29 PM) but if we can get a WR keep him
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 09:40 PM) idk how cap works sometime
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 09:41 PM) how can Denver have 31 mil in space?
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 09:43 PM) but I guess since they have to pay both Thomas this year that will go fast
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 09:45 PM) and have to pay miller next year
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:20 PM) Are they not counting PEyton Manning?
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:22 PM) A lot of their players increase cap hits after this season
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:22 PM) you can work the numbers
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:25 PM) if we release Harvin, we won't get him back most likely. Hes the most dynamic offensive player we have had in a while.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:26 PM) Plus he has no guaranteed money so we can release him at any time for no cap hits. Maybe they can rework his contract, but I hope we keep him
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:26 PM) I think he will awesome in Chan's offense, maybe worth the $10 mil
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:40 PM) We still have to pay Mo too
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:47 PM) yup. We also happen to be in the big years of Mangolds' and Brick's contracts
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:48 PM) Brick either restructures after this season or is released, noway he stays at $14 mil
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:48 PM) I think he does restructure though, can't imagine Brick wanting to play elsewhere. I see him as a career Jet
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:51 PM) need to re-sign Demario Davis and Damon Harrison as well
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:52 PM) they shouldn't cost much though
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:57 PM) I'd really love to bring in Franklin or Iupati
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:59 PM) Franklin, Iupati, or Boling I would be happy with. We need a good OG.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 10:59 PM) I think that Oday would be fine as a starter for one spot, he showed promise. Plus it would be a competition between Oday, Winters, and Dozier.
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 01:01 AM

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Today, we're going to make you feel a little better about your fantasy team, no matter how galactically bad you think it is.

Maybe you selected Sidney Rice(notes) before the surgery, TJ Houshmandzadeh(notes) before his release by the Seahawks, and Darren McFadden(notes) before you remembered he was Darren McFadden.

But I'm willing to guarantee that no matter what mistakes you made, you did not draft as poorly as the dude in the center of the image above. (Name withheld, because I don't remember it. But he was awesome, as was the league). His team is second from the right on the draft board, the one with Pittsburgh running back Rashard Mendenhall(notes) at the top and Tampa Bay wide receiver Arrelious Benn(notes) in the second round.

Yup, that's right: Arrelious Benn, rookie wideout — a man who's fourth on a bad team's depth chart — in the second round.

As you may have guessed, the guy in the photo above went with an all-Illini draft strategy. As you may have also guessed, Roto Arcade does not endorse such a strategy.

I attempted to offer assistance to the owner of Team Illini — he was among the Chicago attendees at the Thrillist/Yahoo! draft bonanza — but he refused to veer away from his theme. After taking running back Pierre Thomas(notes) in Round 3, he went with kicker (!) Neil Rackers(notes) in Round 4, then rookie Rams tight end Michael Hoomanawanui(notes) in Round 5.

And then he ran out of names, so we phoned Yahoo!'s resident Illini apologist, Brad Evans. That call yielded receivers Brandon Lloyd(notes), Greg Lewis(notes), and a pair of team defenses. And then he sketched in the roster with low-level Big Ten products. (Think Antwaan Randle El(notes), not Drew Brees(notes)).

In the end, the team was awful. Uniquely awful. Impressively awful. His running backs were solid, though. In a good week, he'll lose 85-45.

Please feel free to share the worst roster you've ever seen or drafted, commenters. If you can somehow under-perform the lineup above, you'll win the Ultimate Jeff George Gift Pack™, complete with inflatable doll, mullet, and self-adhesive goatee.
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 02:40 AM

Am I missing something or is Andre Johnson not drafted in at least the first 7 rounds.
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 10:34 AM

View PostC l u t c H 385, on 12 September 2010 - 02:40 AM, said:

Am I missing something or is Andre Johnson not drafted in at least the first 7 rounds.


I think the board is folded in half. There are other players missing too.
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Exterminate all rational thought, that is the conclusion I have come to
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