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ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 05:59 PM) we are running out of time
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 05:59 PM) No more screens just chuck it down field
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:00 PM) 1st down
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:00 PM) LETS GO
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:00 PM) Jalen!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:01 PM) Jeeeeeeeez
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:01 PM) wow
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:01 PM) 2nd and 10
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:01 PM) Drop
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:01 PM) 3rd and 10
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:01 PM) CMON O WTF
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:02 PM) THE GUYS IN RED ARE NOT ON OUR TEAM!!!!!!
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:02 PM) 4th and the game
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:03 PM) Terrible throw
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:03 PM) another f***ing pick
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:03 PM) Good job Fitz Right to the DB
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:03 PM) From player of the week to trash
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:03 PM) wtf fitzpatrick
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:03 PM) 6 trunovers
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:05 PM) What a shit game
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:05 PM) absolute trash
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:08 PM) already burned all 3 timeouts too
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:08 PM) AWFUCKINL
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:09 PM) Really had no choice
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:10 PM) WOW
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:10 PM) Life as a jets fan
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:10 PM) ..........................................................
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:10 PM) another f***ing pick 6
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:11 PM) 7 turnovers
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:11 PM) we had 9 days
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:11 PM) and we play like this?
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:11 PM) 9 fuckin days
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:12 PM) 9 NINE NINE FUCKIN DAYS
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:12 PM) Take all the starters out atleast
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:13 PM) Ryan Shitspatrick showed up today
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:14 PM) Good thing I don't drink during JETS games I'd be in an alcohol coma today
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:17 PM) Another pick
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 06:17 PM) 6 picks
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:17 PM) 6 f***ing INT's
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:18 PM) 8 turnovers. Most since 1975
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:20 PM) we don't deserve to be considered good
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:20 PM) we are a clusterfuck
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:49 PM) This was a horrible effort by the team
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:49 PM) they had 10 days to prepare and still shit themselves on the field
canuckfan Icon : (Today, 06:25 AM) Jets fans finding out what the fans of Fitzy's previous teams already knew. Game manager at best; QB disaster-area at worst. Time to cultivate Bryce Petty or write the season off. We are behind in the conference tie breakers already as it will surely come down to that if we are to make a wild card. Yesterday was one of those games where I didn't even have the slightest feeling they were going to come back.
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 01:01 AM

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Today, we're going to make you feel a little better about your fantasy team, no matter how galactically bad you think it is.

Maybe you selected Sidney Rice(notes) before the surgery, TJ Houshmandzadeh(notes) before his release by the Seahawks, and Darren McFadden(notes) before you remembered he was Darren McFadden.

But I'm willing to guarantee that no matter what mistakes you made, you did not draft as poorly as the dude in the center of the image above. (Name withheld, because I don't remember it. But he was awesome, as was the league). His team is second from the right on the draft board, the one with Pittsburgh running back Rashard Mendenhall(notes) at the top and Tampa Bay wide receiver Arrelious Benn(notes) in the second round.

Yup, that's right: Arrelious Benn, rookie wideout — a man who's fourth on a bad team's depth chart — in the second round.

As you may have guessed, the guy in the photo above went with an all-Illini draft strategy. As you may have also guessed, Roto Arcade does not endorse such a strategy.

I attempted to offer assistance to the owner of Team Illini — he was among the Chicago attendees at the Thrillist/Yahoo! draft bonanza — but he refused to veer away from his theme. After taking running back Pierre Thomas(notes) in Round 3, he went with kicker (!) Neil Rackers(notes) in Round 4, then rookie Rams tight end Michael Hoomanawanui(notes) in Round 5.

And then he ran out of names, so we phoned Yahoo!'s resident Illini apologist, Brad Evans. That call yielded receivers Brandon Lloyd(notes), Greg Lewis(notes), and a pair of team defenses. And then he sketched in the roster with low-level Big Ten products. (Think Antwaan Randle El(notes), not Drew Brees(notes)).

In the end, the team was awful. Uniquely awful. Impressively awful. His running backs were solid, though. In a good week, he'll lose 85-45.

Please feel free to share the worst roster you've ever seen or drafted, commenters. If you can somehow under-perform the lineup above, you'll win the Ultimate Jeff George Gift Pack™, complete with inflatable doll, mullet, and self-adhesive goatee.
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 02:40 AM

Am I missing something or is Andre Johnson not drafted in at least the first 7 rounds.
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 10:34 AM

View PostC l u t c H 385, on 12 September 2010 - 02:40 AM, said:

Am I missing something or is Andre Johnson not drafted in at least the first 7 rounds.


I think the board is folded in half. There are other players missing too.
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Exterminate all rational thought, that is the conclusion I have come to
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