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China Opens Worlds Longest Bridge Over Water
#5
Posted 04 July 2011 - 03:15 PM
SecondHandJets, on 04 July 2011 - 02:54 PM, said:
I know they didn't use union labor when they made that tainted toothpaste and dog food they sent us. LOL

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#7
Posted 05 July 2011 - 01:13 AM
SecondHandJets, on 05 July 2011 - 01:17 AM, said:
I don't know what people in Detroit are eating. Anyway your joke might have had a chance at being funny if this were still 2007.

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#8
#9
Posted 07 July 2011 - 06:08 PM
S-Dubb, on 07 July 2011 - 06:56 PM, said:
Yea, Detroit has come along way since 2007.
Dubb, we both know MrJet is corny as f***. Just because he's black doesn't mean you have to shake his dick off for him every time he takes a piss. It's okay. No one will think that you're any less black because you don't hype him up every time he says something bland. Be your own man.
#10
Posted 08 July 2011 - 01:06 AM
SecondHandJets, on 07 July 2011 - 07:08 PM, said:
Dubb, we both know MrJet is corny as f***. Just because he's black doesn't mean you have to shake his dick off for him every time he takes a piss. It's okay. No one will think that you're any less black because you don't hype him up every time he says something bland. Be your own man.
Sir,
I believe he said
POW!!!

woo woooo
#11
Posted 08 July 2011 - 06:25 PM
SecondHandJets, on 07 July 2011 - 07:08 PM, said:
Dubb, we both know MrJet is corny as f***. Just because he's black doesn't mean you have to shake his dick off for him every time he takes a piss. It's okay. No one will think that you're any less black because you don't hype him up every time he says something bland. Be your own man.
The Chinese dog food recall happened in 2007. Kind of hard to eat dog food that was recalled and destroyed 4 years ago.
I may be "corny as f***" but at least I'm not obsessed with a person on a message board that I've never met. I say something in a basketball related thread and then here you come replying to me with something about how bad Kobe Bryant is. As if I'm supposed to care. Then there is this thread. I say how we need to build things like that Chinese bridge here in the U.S. and you still have your panties in a bunch over that union shit from what 3 months ago? Then you bring up Detroit out of the blue in some weak ass attempt to try to make me upset I guess. I don't care what people do in Detroit, I never even lived there.
It's alright though if you need to bitch about me I'm fine with that. Because I may be bland, but at least I don't steal my "comedy" from 8 year old cartoon characters. You're going to be in trouble if they ever cancel South Park.

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#12
Posted 08 July 2011 - 07:49 PM
Mr_Jet, on 08 July 2011 - 07:25 PM, said:
I have a life so I can't memorize news reports from 4 years ago.
Mr_Jet, on 08 July 2011 - 07:25 PM, said:
I brought up the union thing because it's valid. You said "how come we don't build shit like this anymore" and the answer is cost. That's being on topic.
And I'm sorry you think I'm "obsessed" with you. You see, those of us with a shred of humor realize that on a tiny board like this with less than 10 long term active members, there's really no escaping your percieved personality.
There's SHJ, the racist. There's Dubb, king of the copy/paste and defender of blackness, there's santana, the coked up West Virginian Mesican with tech skills, there's Mr Jet, the bland black scholar, there's gmany... who doesn't need a label, there's 05, the married homosexual, there's 115, the guy with the tits in his avatar, there's Angel, the sports writer who is a little too big for our pond at this point, there's the Future who's going through puberty, there's besthands the moron and that's about it. There's the tattooed white dude that's married to the black chick but I wouldn't call him a regular. We all been here for years and all our topics circle back to like 4 things, so yes, I will bring up Michigan, Kobe and unions because that's what I associate with you.
Mr_Jet, on 08 July 2011 - 07:25 PM, said:
LMAO. I keep letting you say that because it's funny how someone who thinks as highly of himself as you do can't distinguish between plagiarism and a reference. Those Detroit public schools must've been on that chinese dog food tip.
#13
Posted 08 July 2011 - 07:50 PM
Mr_Jet, on 08 July 2011 - 07:25 PM, said:
I have a life so I can't memorize news reports from 4 years ago.
Mr_Jet, on 08 July 2011 - 07:25 PM, said:
I brought up the union thing because it's valid. You said "how come we don't build shit like this anymore" and the answer is cost. That's being on topic.
And I'm sorry you think I'm "obsessed" with you. You see, those of us with a shred of humor realize that on a tiny board like this with less than 10 long term active members, there's really no escaping your percieved personality.
There's SHJ, the racist. There's Dubb, king of the copy/paste and defender of blackness, there's santana, the coked up West Virginian with tech skills, there's Mr Jet, the bland black scholar, there's gmany... who doesn't need a label, there's 05, the married homosexual, there's 115, the guy with the tits in his avatar, there's Angel, the sports writer who is a little too big for our pond at this point, there's the Future who's going through puberty, there's besthands the moron, azjetsfan with the man cave and that's about it. There's the tattooed white dude that's married to the black chick but I wouldn't call him a regular. We all been here for years and all our topics circle back to like 4 things, so yes, I will bring up Michigan, Kobe and unions because that's what I associate with you.
Mr_Jet, on 08 July 2011 - 07:25 PM, said:
LMAO. I keep letting you say that because it's funny how someone who thinks as highly of himself as you do can't distinguish between plagiarism and a reference. Those Detroit public schools must've been on that chinese dog food tip.
#14
Posted 08 July 2011 - 11:20 PM
SecondHandJets, on 08 July 2011 - 08:50 PM, said:
Please don't even try that I'm ignorant to what you're talking about because I have a life bullshit.
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I never asked "how come we don't build shit like this anymore." I said we NEED to build things like that in the U.S. I didn't ask a question or ask for your opinion as to why we don't build things like that here.
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There's SHJ, the racist. There's Dubb, king of the copy/paste and defender of blackness, there's santana, the coked up West Virginian with tech skills, there's Mr Jet, the bland black scholar, there's gmany... who doesn't need a label, there's 05, the married homosexual, there's 115, the guy with the tits in his avatar, there's Angel, the sports writer who is a little too big for our pond at this point, there's the Future who's going through puberty, there's besthands the moron, azjetsfan with the man cave and that's about it. There's the tattooed white dude that's married to the black chick but I wouldn't call him a regular. We all been here for years and all our topics circle back to like 4 things, so yes, I will bring up Michigan, Kobe and unions because that's what I associate with you.
You're not a racist. No you are like I said an attention whore. You just say that racist shit to start shit and to make lame jokes at somebody else's expense in the process. The fact that you even bring up the things you associate with me at all as much as you do is what is disturbing. Nobody else here brings up Kobe, unions, Michigan, etc. in topics that have absolutely nothing to do with them when they reply to me. The only reason you do is because you try to get my attention by telling some tired ass joke using those things. But that can't be the reason since you know you have a life and all.
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If you were just referencing it you give credit where credit is do to begin with. You steal more jokes than Carlos Mancia.

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#15
Posted 09 July 2011 - 12:10 AM
Mr_Jet, on 09 July 2011 - 12:20 AM, said:
Lets try this... all those who read this topic, feel free to share your memories of The Great Chinese Dog Foodgate of 2007. Dubbs, since it's your job to back up everything MrJet says, you can go first.
Mr_Jet, on 09 July 2011 - 12:20 AM, said:
You're right. A comment on a message board is not an invitation for discussion. WTF was I thinking.
Mr_Jet, on 09 July 2011 - 12:20 AM, said:
See? To you I'm SHJ the attention whore. That's what you associate me with and everything I say will circle back to that, I'm fine with that just like you're fine with my perception of you.
Mr_Jet, on 09 July 2011 - 12:20 AM, said:
You're really going balls out on this? How about bumping the original topic so you can see where I made the joke the same night the episode aired and then, the very next day said "that was the line from South Park" since Dubbs obviously didn't see the episode (he commented on my post and I replied back realizing he didn't get the reference). So far you're about 6 for 24 with your pointed arguments but don't dispair, that's an MVP-like performance in some circles.
#16
Posted 09 July 2011 - 04:22 PM
SecondHandJets, on 09 July 2011 - 01:10 AM, said:
Don't go asking somebody else to help you out. China exported tainted pet food and toothpaste and toys with lead paint to the U.S. They were all national news stories, especially the dog food recall since it heavily effected the biggest retailer in America (Wal-Mart). You tried to make a joke at my expense and failed because you didn't know what I was referring to. Then you want to use that old "I have a life" defense? GTFO with that. Even you're better than the "I have a life" excuse.
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So I say we NEED to build things like that in the U.S. again and you see that as an invitation to bring up labor unions which I'm sure had nothing to do with that thread from a few months ago? Let me ask you this if Ganggreenfan75 had said exactly what I said, would you have said anything about the bridge not being built with union labor? No you wouldn't have, you brought up unions just because I said that. You never intended to "discuss" anything with me. You just saw it as an opportunity to rehash some shit from a few months ago. I don't follow Gmany around trying to rehash the Satan doesn't exist discussion we had. I don't follow JetsOhFive around to rehash the arm strength debates we use to have about Pennington. You just bring up old shit to instigate stuff with people. Even if it has nothing to do with the topic of discussion.
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Not everything you say is to get attention. Sometimes you actually don't use a post you make as an opportunity to make some lame ass joke. Like in that gay marriage thread, you actually contributed and was the only person that answered my question sincerely. So no I don't associate everything you say to being an attention whore. Then again I actually read the things you say rather than you who just reads something and then hears what you want it to say because that particular person wrote it.
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Do you actually not remember who you were talking to or is this another "they all look alike" joke? I guess your sense of humor is just another one of those things that gets old and played out after a while.....

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#17
Posted 09 July 2011 - 08:23 PM
Mr_Jet, on 09 July 2011 - 05:22 PM, said:
Again. Let those that remember the headlines speak up. I'm not the only one who didn't get your obscure reference. Go wash out that sand from your vagina.
Mr_Jet, on 09 July 2011 - 05:22 PM, said:
I saw it as an opportunity to illustrate your ignorance of economics. Your wishful thinking involves reestablishing the manufacturing sector in the US, yet your backwards views of the labor market are the very thing that killed manufacturing. Since YOU brought it up, I thought it would be topical to point out the underlying hypocricy of your statement. What's wrong with that?
Mr_Jet, on 09 July 2011 - 05:22 PM, said:
Gotcha. That was an attention seeking curve ball I threw at you. Attention whoring is not as easy as it looks. For instance, in a topic full of spirited discussion, a racist joke will stick out. In a topic full of gay jokes, a topical responce will stick out. So as you see, I was in my full attention whoring glory, you just didn't realize it.
Mr_Jet, on 09 July 2011 - 05:22 PM, said:
I remember it well. I said something along the lines of "Stop giving Tyler Perry money" to you. Then the next day, Dubbs said something along the lines of "You soooooo craaaaaaaaazzzzzyyyyyyy" and then I said "Oh, that's a line from the South Park episode". You know, cause I was referencing the episode which I thought people saw but since Dubbs obviously didn't get it (like me with your 2007 news break), I told him exactly what it is I was talking about. Bump the thread if you need to refresh your memory.
#18
Posted 09 July 2011 - 10:51 PM
SecondHandJets, on 09 July 2011 - 09:23 PM, said:
Yeah I'm sure people are going do just that. You know they have lives. They can't waste their time coming to your aid.
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So from "We need to build things like that in the U.S. again" from just those 11 words alone you can tell that I'm ignorant about economics and I want to reestablish the manufacturing sector in the U.S. You are really grasping at straws man. I didn't say anything about manufacturing or the cost of building a bridge like that or anything about union labor. I looked at the photos of the bridge and admired them and said we need to build things like that in the U.S. again. That was it! YOU are the one that wants to read all that b.s. you just mentioned into into. Like I said you read it and responded to the person that wrote it and what you "associate with them" rather than what was actually said. You respond to the poster to try to be the resident Jay Leno of NYJetsFan.com rather than respond to the post itself. I still say you just wanted to rehash that stuff from months ago.
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Really? You sound like a 13 year old boy here. Just stop okay, you're embarrassing yourself with that statement right there. That thread wasn't even full of gay jokes.
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SecondHandJets, on 12 May 2011 - 11:50 PM, said:
Mr_Jet, on 14 May 2011 - 08:53 PM, said:
SecondHandJets, on 14 May 2011 - 09:44 PM, said:
That was just an example anyway. South Park, Dave Chappelle, it doesn't matter because chances are it didn't originate in your mind. Then you want to lecture somebody about what is and is not humorous? I don't know what makes you think you're some sort of comedy expert. Nothing you say is any more humorous than anything anybody else says on here. If anybody on this board has the best sense of humor it's Santana IMO.

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#19
Posted 10 July 2011 - 10:54 AM
And I really hope that it isn't polluted already:
#20
Posted 10 July 2011 - 11:29 AM
Mr_Jet, on 09 July 2011 - 11:51 PM, said:
No no, you got me all wrong. They won't come to my aid. They'll come to hype you up, just like they always do (see the POW comment). So, again, I ask all those that remember the 2007 dog food shit to come and tell me where they were when they first heard the news.
Mr_Jet, on 09 July 2011 - 11:51 PM, said:
You can back pedal as fast as you like but we've been on this board for years. You're all about rebuilding the manufacturing sector and "keeping jobs in the US". What you said was just another drop in that bucket.
Mr_Jet, on 09 July 2011 - 11:51 PM, said:
LMAO. So as you can read for yourself, I stated that "Oh I forgot you didn't watch South Park". That's called a reference you dirty little liar.

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