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ganggreen2003 Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:27 PM) A LB from Ohio State
azjetfan Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:27 PM) Defiantly not an inspiring pick
MikeGangGree... Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:28 PM) GHOLSTON 2.0
MikeGangGree... Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:28 PM) Guy has had 12 sacks in 2 years?? how the hell is that a 1st round pass rusher
ganggreen2003 Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:29 PM) At least we didn't go QB again
ganggreen2003 Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:30 PM) You mean GHOSTon
MikeGangGree... Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:31 PM) Not f***ing happy
MikeGangGree... Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:31 PM) I hope I'm wrong tho
MikeGangGree... Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:31 PM) if I'm wrong I will eat m crow
MikeGangGree... Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:39 PM) Some mocks had him top 10
MikeGangGree... Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:42 PM) this guy is small
Jetsfan115 Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:45 PM) Most mocks had Lee at 17 to the Falcons
Jetsfan115 Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:45 PM) He's a day 1 starter for us. We've needed OLB forever
Jetsfan115 Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:46 PM) Plus we generate a great rush from wilk rich and Williams
MikeGangGree... Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:50 PM) I wanted Lawson bad
MikeGangGree... Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:50 PM) f***ing bills
Jetsfan115 Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:51 PM) Lee fills a need better
Jetsfan115 Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:52 PM) I would have liked tunsil to slide to us though. After east picking great
MikeGangGree... Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:52 PM) Would you take Lee over Lawson?
azjetfan Icon : (28 April 2016 - 09:55 PM) I'm not inspire by that pick. Not even a little
Jetsfan115 Icon : (28 April 2016 - 10:01 PM) Wasn't an option. Lawson was gone
Jetsfan115 Icon : (28 April 2016 - 10:02 PM) Lawson is more of a de. We already have too many of those. We only have 1 proven LBer and he's 32 and we run a 3-4. Lee is a day 1 starter
Jetsfan115 Icon : (28 April 2016 - 10:03 PM) Broncos traded up for lynch
MikeGangGree... Icon : (28 April 2016 - 10:41 PM) Round 1 is done
2JBallar01 Icon : (29 April 2016 - 12:43 AM) He will play ILB for us.
Jetsfan115 Icon : (29 April 2016 - 11:08 AM) http://nyjetsfan.com...showtopic=38865
Jetsfan115 Icon : (29 April 2016 - 11:19 AM) jets tried to trade up for tunsil but the price was too high
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (29 April 2016 - 05:10 PM) Tunsil will end up out of the league
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (29 April 2016 - 05:12 PM) Lee isn't a pass rusher, hes a fast athletic LB. Hes probably their future at ILB, someone who can cover in the middle
Jetsfan115 Icon : (29 April 2016 - 06:16 PM) jets said he's an ILB for us
Jetsfan115 Icon : (29 April 2016 - 06:17 PM) If we could grab jack he would be an OLB
Jetsfan115 Icon : (29 April 2016 - 06:17 PM) ttians have 3 picks in the next 13 picks
Jetsfan115 Icon : (29 April 2016 - 06:33 PM) jack to jax 36th overal
ganggreen2003 Icon : (29 April 2016 - 06:33 PM) Did you hear that the 1st round pick for the Browns RETIRED after getting drafted
SoReALSoJetS Icon : (29 April 2016 - 07:29 PM) Hi guys long time no talk hope everyone is well
Mr_Jet Icon : (29 April 2016 - 07:46 PM) SMH
ganggreen2003 Icon : (29 April 2016 - 07:46 PM) JETS drafted QB Hackenberg PSU
Mr_Jet Icon : (29 April 2016 - 07:47 PM) Should have picked Connor Cook.
MikeGangGree... Icon : (29 April 2016 - 07:56 PM) I guess we are giving up on petty
Jetsfan115 Icon : (29 April 2016 - 09:02 PM) Or giving up on geno
Jetsfan115 Icon : (29 April 2016 - 09:02 PM) I said the rumor was they liked him more then cook
Mr_Jet Icon : (29 April 2016 - 11:35 PM) I know I'm biased, but I've seen them both play. Cook is just better. Hackenberg had one good year. Cook has won more games, played in big games and won them....whatever, its done now so no sense on dwelling on it I guess. I just don't see the appeal in Hackenberg, nice kid, but I always thought he was really overrated. Oh well. I would have taken Kevin Hogan over Hackenberg.
azjetfan Icon : (30 April 2016 - 03:47 PM) From what I have read so far he had a great freshman year under Obrien in a pro style offense. At that point some considered him the next Andrew luck. Then Obrien left and they shifted to a spread under new HC who did poor job bringing in talent. He was also sacked and hit a million times. Might be shell shocked.
Smedsthejet Icon : (Yesterday, 06:17 AM) But Chan Gailey runs a spread system - still, I'm comfortable with the Hackenberg pick seeing as Gailey will develop the system to suit his strength... I'm just glad that we passed on Paxton Lynch in the first...we still desperately need Fitz to re-sign though
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 07:14 PM) From my understanding the spread in college and the spread in NFL are not the same principals. I really think it was more of a talent issue and getting sacked 80 times in 2 years that did him in. I have no idea if he will make it. I don't follow college ball enough to to know. Theses are just things I read in articles.
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My Worst (yet Really Hysterical) Moment

#1 User is offline   McMi11ions Icon

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 10:56 AM

I read a post that there wasn't enough going on here and people were only talking about vaginas (not that it really bothers me... i like vaginas as much as the next guy). But I thought I would share this...


I was leaving a WalMart on cold winter night. It was around 7:00, and since I was in a small upstate NY college town, there was no sunlight...ever... With my bag of Tostitos and salsa in one hand and a 12-pack of Blue in the other, I began to make my way outside.

I entered that little room inbetween the stoe and the outside (you know, the one where pump all the heat into it making it 1000 degrees...they keep shopping carts and stuff there...) and I passed by 2 men standing over a cart talking. I continued towards the exit, thoughts of beer dancing in my head.

Now, it's night time...dark outside...light in the room I am in. This means that I can't see outside...all the windows look pitch black (like being on the wrong side of a two way mirror)

Out of the darkness emerges a little girl. Couldn't be anymore than 4 years old. And she runs up to the door to come inside. But being 4, she didn't comprehend the concept of the "exit" door, as she patiently waited for it to open so she could run inside.

But it was too late. I had already stepped into the motion sensor. There was no turning back. I tried. That little girls face smiling at me and laughing through the glass door... just before it swung open, slamming her in the face and knocking her backwards 5 feet.

She sat there stunned momentarily...looking at me. For a second i thought everything was going to be ok. Then she looked at her dad (one of the two guys talking), then she looked at me. And screamed. Crying...screaming.

The men ran over. Slightly hysterical one said (i assume the father) "What happened?"

"I'm sorry...there...there was nothing i could do...the motion sens-"

The father looked at me, his daughter, the door... and figured out what happened. "Don't worry about it. It was an accident" he told me, then added "She had it comming."



Anyone else have "shinning moments" they would like to share?
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 11:13 AM

I have one but it wasn’t me it was my friend. We were leaving school and when school let out all the front doors are usually unlocked but everyone was going out one door not the usual 2 so to get in front of everyone we went over to the other door and it was jammed or so my friend thought so he backed up and rammed himself into it and just smacked right into the door and fell right down. It was one of those doors where the lock is a small latch that goes into a hole on the bottom of the door. I lifted up the latch and opened the door and we walked out then other people started leaving the through that door while laughing.
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 09:49 PM

When I was five I thought my mom was kidding when she said dont walk on the kitchen floor. Later that night, sitting in the hospital with my ankle nearly half off, crying, I realized she wasnt. Long story short, she had just washed the kitchen floor and I slipped and my foot went flying into the tip of the dishwasher. I had a babysitter watching me because my mom went and took a nap, the idiot put coffee powder on my foot making the situation worse.
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 10:07 PM

coffee powder? thats some dumb shit... that sucks man, sorry to hear, but people without emergency care knowldege (and sometimes without common sense) do some stupid things... this is why i became emt certified so i could know what to do in such situations...

on the topic at hand i can't think of any stupid shit like that in my life, i just thought coffee powder of all things was pretty stupid biggrin.gif

for the record i dont care about my number of posts as that had been brought up elsewhere so if this type of response bothers people lemme know ill try to tone it down
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 06:29 AM

I think coffee beans was an old morrocan remedy. They used it to heal up wounds by stoping the bleading. Anyway, if you all want to see the scar thats still left I have a digitial camera.
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 02:59 PM

a few years ago, two friends and i were at applebees with a bunch of people from our school. the applebees works seperate from the mall, but it's in a mall. well it was late at night and the mall was closing and the security guard was going around to all the doors closing them. we decided to sneak in for no reason, so we went in a door he hadnt locked yet on the other side of the mall. once we got in, we were walking around and looking for stores that might not have put the bar things down, and into management rooms and such. we came out of one room and we saw the security guard all the way down. he started chasing us and yelling, and we ran, unlocked a door and left. we called one of our friends a few minutes later and he said the security guard told him that we were going to be charged with breaking and entering and that he had called the cops. i guess he saw us with them beforehand outside applebees, because we dont know why he would have told them that. once we heard that, we decided to get off the property because they told us the security guard was coming around with his car. we ran behind a small strip mall which was closeby. as we were walking back there, there was this van sitting there in the middle. the back of the mall was an alley about 20 feet wide, with a fence with a huge hedge oposite the strip mall. well, my one friend said he wasnt going one step closer because of the van and he stopped. literally one second after he stopped, the door slid open and three men jumped out running. we were about 40 feet away and we turned around and didnt stop running for atleast a mile and a half to another friends house. it was one of the scariest things in my life...........looking back, it seems fun now, but i probably sh it myself 5 or 6 times that night.

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 02:41 AM

I was out on deployment a few years back and was running out a telephone link through a field, to our HQ tent. Halfway across the field I ran out of cable, so I went and got another reel.

I had to connect the two pieces together so I got out my Leatherman tool and tried stripping back the insulation. I couldn't get the coating off with the tool so I instinctively went to rip it off with my teeth....

I was unaware my friend had connected the far end of the cable to the junction box....BOOM ! I got 100 volts straight into my mouth ....knocked me on my ass.

My friend couldn't stop laughing for about 2 hours.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 02:59 AM

thats funny shit ukjet. i used to be an electrician and i've gotten hit a number of times but never in the mouth. hysterical.gif

this is one when i was young. i dont even remember but this is what my dad tells me happened. i was 4 and my dad picked me up after pre school and i was kindof quiet so my dad asked me what happened at school that day. i said "one of my friends got in big trouble because he said the f word and had to take a timeout." my dad asked me "whats the f word?" i said "*beep*".

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 03:00 AM

it beeped it out. i said a hole pretty much.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 12:19 PM

ha !! yeah now THAT is funny !
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 12:22 PM

hysterical.gif Thats a great one LocoJet lollol hysterical.gif


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