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SecondHandJets Icon : (Yesterday, 02:08 PM) Me and my wife stayed at the Mirage but we had a rental so we just came and went, we only went clubbing on the strip. I didn't gamble a penny in those casinos
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 02:09 PM) I knew something felt off I had a lot more fun at some salsa cantina spot that had a deal on coronas as opposed to any of the higher end bars in the casinos
SecondHandJets Icon : (Yesterday, 02:09 PM) The strip sucks. Unless you work there, anyone who lives in vegas never actually goes there. It's like Times Square
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 02:10 PM) Yeah the clubs were nice but all the bull shit and bars surrounding the pathways of the casinos were all some bull shit
SecondHandJets Icon : (Yesterday, 02:10 PM) I found a shit load of ill strip joints about 20 min away and was just chilling there
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 02:23 PM) When I lived in Tucson I used to go to Vegas every year for Interbike. Never really liked it. Not my thing. Rather be in the mountains or on the beach or golf course. the people force handing those flyers are crazy sometimes.
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:43 PM) damn near fell asleep in the jury box lol
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:44 PM) I hope the case drags on as long as it can...trying to minimize being at work as much as possible lol
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:44 PM) I am the opposite. I say right from the get go " If its gotten to this point they must be guilty
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:45 PM) I am gone in 15 minutes everytime
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:46 PM) The judge gave me crap once but I said I was unwilling to tell a lie
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:50 PM) lmfao
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:51 PM) I come from a very political family so I dropped that card thinking that they would excuse me
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:51 PM) I was called to jury duty in AZ after I moved to WI. When I said I moved to WI they said since I still had a AZ DL and owned a home there I had to come. So I said OK come get me nad bring me to the court house. (they are required in AZ to do so if requested). Needless to say I was excused.
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:51 PM) my grandfather was a high ranking judge in NY and so is my uncle currently
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:51 PM) haha thats awesome
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:52 PM) imagine they came and got you
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:52 PM) I would not mind doing it but 40% of my income is either commision or incentive based.
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:53 PM) I already give time to the chamber and other nonprofits
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:53 PM) I would have been pissed.
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:53 PM) yeah I dont blame you
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:53 PM) Although they would have to give me a hotel room and board for that
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:53 PM) my boss is up my ass about not accepting the money they give you
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:53 PM) at least on the days I have to work
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:54 PM) said they'll find me and come arrest me lol
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:54 PM) Could have been a mini vaca
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:54 PM) Isnt it like $4 a day or something?
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:55 PM) I think in AZ it is enough for lunch or something
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:56 PM) $40 here in NYC
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 03:57 PM) per day
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 03:57 PM) What is that... Cab fare
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 04:50 PM) damn well should be
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (Yesterday, 04:53 PM) Sounds like it may not be as bad with Goodson. I could see him ending up with a 4 game suspension for possession, the gun charges probably going to the other guy.
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 05:44 PM) WHERE SHOULD I GET DINNER FROM
Jetsfan115 Icon : (Yesterday, 05:49 PM) i'd order a steak from idzik but he'd just give me a hamburger and try to pass it off as steak and when i cought him in the act he'd gie me a million dollars to make up for it
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 05:55 PM) awesome analogy, makes a ton of sense
azjetfan Icon : (Yesterday, 08:31 PM) Are you off your meds again 115?
SecondHandJets Icon : (Yesterday, 09:00 PM) 115 is hilarious
SecondHandJets Icon : (Yesterday, 09:00 PM) I loled
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Today, 08:53 AM) Tehhhhh
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 09:28 AM) I got to work late tonight but I just wanted to say.......
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Today, 09:28 AM) THE KNICKS!!!!
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Today, 10:03 AM) THE. KNICKS.
Jetsman05 Icon : (Today, 11:14 AM) THE. KNICKS.
Jetsman05 Icon : (Today, 11:16 AM) taking my shitttt
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 01:18 AM

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 2011, 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct...

The salesman (a black man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership... Damn guy had no sense of humor.


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Posted 05 December 2011 - 11:16 PM

Don't you have your own personal thread just for you to spew this type of bullshit?
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Posted 07 January 2012 - 09:15 PM

its the man show thread and its just a joke nothing to get all upset about as you know i don't subscribe to any thing political . its to the point i can't say anything that not even a joke or my own opinion but you guys may say what ever you want .
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Posted 07 January 2012 - 10:15 PM

View Postgmany3k, on 07 January 2012 - 08:15 PM, said:

its the man show thread and its just a joke nothing to get all upset about as you know i don't subscribe to any thing political . its to the point i can't say anything that not even a joke or my own opinion but you guys may say what ever you want .

You cant bullshit around with him about politics. He takes it very personal. Obama sucks
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Posted 07 January 2012 - 11:21 PM

The post or thread is not directed at anyone its just humor . thanks for the support. :)
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Posted 07 January 2012 - 11:38 PM

View Postgmany3k, on 07 January 2012 - 11:21 PM, said:

The post or thread is not directed at anyone its just humor . thanks for the support. :)


Welcome back lol. Haven't seen you for a while gmany.
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Posted 08 January 2012 - 01:42 AM

View Postgmany3k, on 07 January 2012 - 09:15 PM, said:

its the man show thread and its just a joke nothing to get all upset about as you know i don't subscribe to any thing political . its to the point i can't say anything that not even a joke or my own opinion but you guys may say what ever you want .


And again don't you have your own thread for this type of stuff?
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Posted 08 January 2012 - 02:09 AM

View Postazjetfan, on 07 January 2012 - 10:15 PM, said:

You cant bullshit around with him about politics. He takes it very personal. Obama sucks


Not true because I find these things funny.

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Senility plus drug use would explain why he was such a horrible president.
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Posted 08 January 2012 - 10:25 AM

The map is really funny.
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