2012
by Cindy Brady
After the Patriots latest defeat and after taking wise advice from his ever intelligent wife Giselle, Tom Brady has requested an extended leave of absence from Coach Bellicheck & New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft due to a "personal" medical condition (later determined to be a fractured ego). It has been learned that Brady will in fact remain in the New England area and will actually play football, but that he will not play Quarterback. In order to repair his shattered ego, it was learned that he joined teammates Matt Light & Rob Gronkowski at a "Blue Oyster club" in an undisclosed location upon the team's return to New England where they have convinced him to join them on the New England Gaytriots Lingerie League where they have a better shot at winning a title next season. He's going to take Giselle's advise and come out that he's actually a wide receiver.

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