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HarlemHxC814 Icon : (09 June 2015 - 08:52 PM) TEH METS
azjetfan Icon : (09 June 2015 - 09:09 PM) You know what the Jets are due for?
azjetfan Icon : (09 June 2015 - 09:09 PM) A good firing
azjetfan Icon : (09 June 2015 - 09:09 PM) Fire Geno!
Mr_Jet Icon : (09 June 2015 - 09:20 PM) Yes I highly recommend anybody looking to get into House of Cards to take a weekend to binge watch at least the first 2 seasons.
azjetfan Icon : (09 June 2015 - 09:29 PM) I agree mr jet. The third was a little disappointing
azjetfan Icon : (10 June 2015 - 04:34 PM) Boss is what is what I am watching now. Not as good as house of cards but entertaining
Jetsfan115 Icon : (11 June 2015 - 03:53 PM) Eagles release absent Pro Bowl guard Mathis
Jetsfan115 Icon : (11 June 2015 - 03:54 PM) get it done big mac. instant upgrade at Guard for us
azjetfan Icon : (11 June 2015 - 07:36 PM) 33 years old.
azjetfan Icon : (11 June 2015 - 07:36 PM) Im not against it but it would have to be a short term deal
azjetfan Icon : (11 June 2015 - 07:37 PM) rumor has it he wanted a raise over his $5.5 million base this year
Jetsfan115 Icon : (11 June 2015 - 07:39 PM) 33 is young for a guard. he's got at least 3-4 more years in him
azjetfan Icon : (11 June 2015 - 07:40 PM) Mmmmm I disagree.
azjetfan Icon : (11 June 2015 - 07:40 PM) I would go 2 year deal.
azjetfan Icon : (11 June 2015 - 07:41 PM) Maybe longer if we could get out of it after 2
Jetsfan115 Icon : (12 June 2015 - 11:36 AM) backloaded 4 year deal ca cut after 2 years wit minimum cap hit
Jetsfan115 Icon : (12 June 2015 - 02:22 PM) Jets sign free agent OT Charlles Brown
azjetfan Icon : (14 June 2015 - 01:48 PM) We won't be able to backload it. He won't accept the offer. Keep in mind he requested he release because they couldn't come to an agreement on a raise.
azjetfan Icon : (14 June 2015 - 01:49 PM) He is probably looking for $7 million or more per year.
Jetsfan115 Icon : (15 June 2015 - 09:44 AM) he was only making 5.5 million this year. we can give him 10 mil signing bonus onf a 5 year deal and a low base salary (like 3 mil a year) it'll average out to 5 mil a year, but he'll get 13 million this year (more then double) and will cost 5 mil a year against the cap for the rest of the deal
2JBallar01 Icon : (15 June 2015 - 02:17 PM) Any news on Mathis at all? Haven't heard anything since his release.
2JBallar01 Icon : (15 June 2015 - 02:17 PM) Also, Sam Baker was cut today as well
santana Icon : (16 June 2015 - 04:52 PM) Titans releasing RB Shonn Greene
MikeGangGree... Icon : (16 June 2015 - 10:40 PM) TEH WARRIORS
santana Icon : (16 June 2015 - 11:08 PM) This trophy ceremony awkward as fuck I had to turn it off
Mr_Jet Icon : (17 June 2015 - 08:02 PM) It really was. It was more Doris Burke interviewing the Warriors than it was a trophy ceremony. Plus Adam Silver forgot to hand the Warriors owner the trophy after he was done talking to the crowd.
Mr_Jet Icon : (17 June 2015 - 08:03 PM) R.I.P. Stuart Scott
MikeGangGree... Icon : (17 June 2015 - 10:05 PM) FIRE SILVER
MikeGangGree... Icon : (17 June 2015 - 10:05 PM) FIRE BURKE
MikeGangGree... Icon : (19 June 2015 - 06:27 PM) THE A-ROD!!
santana Icon : (26 June 2015 - 12:19 PM) god damn week no activity in here
santana Icon : (26 June 2015 - 12:20 PM) might have to chop this table up into fire wood
santana Icon : (26 June 2015 - 12:26 PM) FIRE WOOD!
Mr_Jet Icon : (26 June 2015 - 05:54 PM) Kristaps Porzingis???
Mr_Jet Icon : (26 June 2015 - 05:55 PM) You'd think Isiah Thomas was still running the Knicks last night.
santana Icon : (27 June 2015 - 07:30 PM) Lol yeah no clue about those names
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (28 June 2015 - 10:10 AM) Is there any chance that Porzingis ends up being good?
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (28 June 2015 - 10:10 AM) I'm guessing he won't be the next Pau Gasol or Dirk Nowviski
Mr_Jet Icon : (28 June 2015 - 11:41 AM) You never know, he could be as good as Gasol brothers or Dirk. Honestly the Knicks picking at #4 did the same thing the 3 teams picking ahead of them did. Picked a 19 year who could go boom or bust.
Mr_Jet Icon : (28 June 2015 - 11:45 AM) Porzingis seems to have the "I'm going to prove them wrong" type of attitude needed to overcome people's doubts about him. Hopefully he'll have the work ethic that goes along with that attitude.
azjetfan Icon : (28 June 2015 - 10:17 PM) In other news I decided to shave the dome. Since the hair was falling out anyway I figured I would show it who's boss
santana Icon : (29 June 2015 - 01:11 PM) Deisel up shave the dome
Mr_Jet Icon : (29 June 2015 - 04:49 PM) Welcome home.
azjetfan Icon : (29 June 2015 - 08:59 PM) I feel fast.
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Posted 05 January 2014 - 12:55 AM

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Explanation for the confused by Blawdfire from Reddit:

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Alright, I'll give it a shot:

NFC West

49ers - Not entirely sure. Could be that Kaepernick is marked with ink just like a turtle's shell is marked up.

Cardinals - Got incredibly close to reaching the playoffs.

Seahawks - Floating away on the playoff balloon (1st seed, favorite to win the Superb Owl.

Rams - Have a ton of draft picks from the stupidity of the Redskins.

NFC South

Panthers - Cam Newton's nickname is Superman.

Bucs - They had an issue with a serious infection in the locker room earlier this year.

Saints - New Orleans likes to party (Mardi Gras).

Falcons - Their season essentially got thrown in the dumpster and set on fire.

NFC North

Lions - Stafford is very happy-go-lucky and rather raw and untrained as a QB.

Vikings - Ponder is a joke and his play make him look stupid.

Packers - At the time this was made, Rodgers was injured.

Bears - At the time this was made, Cutler was injured. He's smoking because he has a "does not give a fuck" attitude.

NFC East

Eagles - Foles has been playing like a god and the offense he runs is fast and energetic (hence the batteries).

Giants - Eli's favorite receivers are the other team's DBs (he throws tons of interceptions).

Redskins - RGIII is being crushed by the giant expectations those who are around him have of him. Also, he's in a Subway commercial (5-dollar footlong).

Cowboys - As an organization, they are completely micromanaged by the owner, Jerry Jones (Jerry World). Thier performance was terrible this year, so Romo is covered in tomatoes.

AFC West

Raiders - They had a poor year and appeared to give up after the first half of the season.

Chiefs - Not really sure about this one, Smith is probably happy because Jamaal Charles carried the team through a winning season.

Broncos - Peyton Manning has a large forehead. The artist exaggerated this.

Chargers - Rivers has a ton of children.

AFC South

The Colts had a pretty calm but strong season. Everyone else in the division crashed and burned this year.

AFC East

The Patriots were the only team in the division who had a good year. Brady is roasting the other teams just like he does when he plays them.

AFC North

Ratbirds and Steelers - Flacco and Roethlisberger are fighting because the two teams share a very strong rivalry. Obviously Flacco can't take Roethlisberger down because he is overpaid, untalented, and definitely NOT "elite".

Bengals - Explanation is similar to the Chiefs', probably happy because they had a good season.

Browns - Went through a ton of quarterbacks, as usual. They are morphed together because they all played similarly and none of them really stood out.

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