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Jets lose by 1 to pats possibly Rex's last home game
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 07:37 PM) well smoke a bowl then
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:37 PM) I'm cool as a cucumber
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:38 PM) I don't have $ to buy any weed right now
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:38 PM) business is slow and I got other things to worry about
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 07:38 PM) Game not over yet
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:38 PM) but I'm still cool as a cucumber
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 07:39 PM) Who declared cucumbers cool
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:40 PM) cucumbers are cool cause I said so
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 07:41 PM) And you said so because you're cool as a cucumber
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 07:41 PM) That was a stupid penalty
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:41 PM) yup
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:41 PM) I'm mad chill
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 07:42 PM) he got hammered
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:42 PM) I'm not as cool as the other side of the pillow though cause that is gay as f***
ROBJETS Icon : (Yesterday, 07:43 PM) So what are you saying? You ride cucumbers?
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:44 PM) nope but cucumbers are great on sandwiches and sandwiches are f***ing awesome
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:45 PM) and they can be fermented and become pickles which is always great on sandwiches and I already said it sandwiches are f***ing awesome
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 07:46 PM) He's got a point
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:47 PM) of course I do I'm moderator material
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 07:47 PM) Where's the studs and duds thread
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:48 PM) I bring shit to the table that noone else does cause well I'm f***ing awesome just like sandwiches
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:48 PM) there were no studs
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:48 PM) and the duds would be so long to list I'd still be typing if I had started that thread
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:49 PM) but at least the bills lost to the lowly raiders
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 07:52 PM) Ok im trying to get this
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 07:52 PM) the jets have gone up against all total teams with a record of 114-110
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 07:52 PM) the Jags have gone up against 114-109-1
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 07:53 PM) if Denver wins. that's 115-110 against us and 114-110-1 against the Jags
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 07:54 PM) How do they have the harder Schedule strength??
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 07:56 PM) that's if Denver wins tomorrow
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 08:11 PM) Is it me or is Tony Dungy awkward looking when he tries to smile and stares straight into the camera while doing the Football Night in America broadcast
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:17 PM) the job the GM in Arizona has done with dealing with all those injuries this season is something I would love to emulate for the JETS
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:17 PM) finding talent in places you don't expect
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:17 PM) but instead we get a pencil pusher
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:17 PM) who puts us in great position cap wise but can't evaluate talent for shit
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:18 PM) and makes horrible draft picks
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:18 PM) and just wasted every single JETS fans time for the past 6 months
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:18 PM) and next monday that shit comes to an end
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:18 PM) bye bye idzik bye bye rex dueces geno
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:19 PM) Fire Idzik Fire Rex Cut Geno
ganggreen2003 Icon : (Yesterday, 09:23 PM) Would you make a trade to get Larry Fitzgerald?
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 11:16 PM) Beastmode
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 11:16 PM) wow
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 11:21 PM) "Hold ma diiiiiiickkkkkk"
-lynch
a1elbow2.0 Icon : (Today, 12:58 AM) Someone needs to save 2003s comments today for future generations
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Posted 05 January 2014 - 12:55 AM

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Explanation for the confused by Blawdfire from Reddit:

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Alright, I'll give it a shot:

NFC West

49ers - Not entirely sure. Could be that Kaepernick is marked with ink just like a turtle's shell is marked up.

Cardinals - Got incredibly close to reaching the playoffs.

Seahawks - Floating away on the playoff balloon (1st seed, favorite to win the Superb Owl.

Rams - Have a ton of draft picks from the stupidity of the Redskins.

NFC South

Panthers - Cam Newton's nickname is Superman.

Bucs - They had an issue with a serious infection in the locker room earlier this year.

Saints - New Orleans likes to party (Mardi Gras).

Falcons - Their season essentially got thrown in the dumpster and set on fire.

NFC North

Lions - Stafford is very happy-go-lucky and rather raw and untrained as a QB.

Vikings - Ponder is a joke and his play make him look stupid.

Packers - At the time this was made, Rodgers was injured.

Bears - At the time this was made, Cutler was injured. He's smoking because he has a "does not give a fuck" attitude.

NFC East

Eagles - Foles has been playing like a god and the offense he runs is fast and energetic (hence the batteries).

Giants - Eli's favorite receivers are the other team's DBs (he throws tons of interceptions).

Redskins - RGIII is being crushed by the giant expectations those who are around him have of him. Also, he's in a Subway commercial (5-dollar footlong).

Cowboys - As an organization, they are completely micromanaged by the owner, Jerry Jones (Jerry World). Thier performance was terrible this year, so Romo is covered in tomatoes.

AFC West

Raiders - They had a poor year and appeared to give up after the first half of the season.

Chiefs - Not really sure about this one, Smith is probably happy because Jamaal Charles carried the team through a winning season.

Broncos - Peyton Manning has a large forehead. The artist exaggerated this.

Chargers - Rivers has a ton of children.

AFC South

The Colts had a pretty calm but strong season. Everyone else in the division crashed and burned this year.

AFC East

The Patriots were the only team in the division who had a good year. Brady is roasting the other teams just like he does when he plays them.

AFC North

Ratbirds and Steelers - Flacco and Roethlisberger are fighting because the two teams share a very strong rivalry. Obviously Flacco can't take Roethlisberger down because he is overpaid, untalented, and definitely NOT "elite".

Bengals - Explanation is similar to the Chiefs', probably happy because they had a good season.

Browns - Went through a ton of quarterbacks, as usual. They are morphed together because they all played similarly and none of them really stood out.

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