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Jetsfan115 Icon : (12 June 2015 - 02:22 PM) Jets sign free agent OT Charlles Brown
azjetfan Icon : (14 June 2015 - 01:48 PM) We won't be able to backload it. He won't accept the offer. Keep in mind he requested he release because they couldn't come to an agreement on a raise.
azjetfan Icon : (14 June 2015 - 01:49 PM) He is probably looking for $7 million or more per year.
Jetsfan115 Icon : (15 June 2015 - 09:44 AM) he was only making 5.5 million this year. we can give him 10 mil signing bonus onf a 5 year deal and a low base salary (like 3 mil a year) it'll average out to 5 mil a year, but he'll get 13 million this year (more then double) and will cost 5 mil a year against the cap for the rest of the deal
2JBallar01 Icon : (15 June 2015 - 02:17 PM) Any news on Mathis at all? Haven't heard anything since his release.
2JBallar01 Icon : (15 June 2015 - 02:17 PM) Also, Sam Baker was cut today as well
santana Icon : (16 June 2015 - 04:52 PM) Titans releasing RB Shonn Greene
MikeGangGree... Icon : (16 June 2015 - 10:40 PM) TEH WARRIORS
santana Icon : (16 June 2015 - 11:08 PM) This trophy ceremony awkward as fuck I had to turn it off
Mr_Jet Icon : (17 June 2015 - 08:02 PM) It really was. It was more Doris Burke interviewing the Warriors than it was a trophy ceremony. Plus Adam Silver forgot to hand the Warriors owner the trophy after he was done talking to the crowd.
Mr_Jet Icon : (17 June 2015 - 08:03 PM) R.I.P. Stuart Scott
MikeGangGree... Icon : (17 June 2015 - 10:05 PM) FIRE SILVER
MikeGangGree... Icon : (17 June 2015 - 10:05 PM) FIRE BURKE
MikeGangGree... Icon : (19 June 2015 - 06:27 PM) THE A-ROD!!
santana Icon : (26 June 2015 - 12:19 PM) god damn week no activity in here
santana Icon : (26 June 2015 - 12:20 PM) might have to chop this table up into fire wood
santana Icon : (26 June 2015 - 12:26 PM) FIRE WOOD!
Mr_Jet Icon : (26 June 2015 - 05:54 PM) Kristaps Porzingis???
Mr_Jet Icon : (26 June 2015 - 05:55 PM) You'd think Isiah Thomas was still running the Knicks last night.
santana Icon : (27 June 2015 - 07:30 PM) Lol yeah no clue about those names
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (28 June 2015 - 10:10 AM) Is there any chance that Porzingis ends up being good?
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (28 June 2015 - 10:10 AM) I'm guessing he won't be the next Pau Gasol or Dirk Nowviski
Mr_Jet Icon : (28 June 2015 - 11:41 AM) You never know, he could be as good as Gasol brothers or Dirk. Honestly the Knicks picking at #4 did the same thing the 3 teams picking ahead of them did. Picked a 19 year who could go boom or bust.
Mr_Jet Icon : (28 June 2015 - 11:45 AM) Porzingis seems to have the "I'm going to prove them wrong" type of attitude needed to overcome people's doubts about him. Hopefully he'll have the work ethic that goes along with that attitude.
azjetfan Icon : (28 June 2015 - 10:17 PM) In other news I decided to shave the dome. Since the hair was falling out anyway I figured I would show it who's boss
santana Icon : (29 June 2015 - 01:11 PM) Deisel up shave the dome
Mr_Jet Icon : (29 June 2015 - 04:49 PM) Welcome home.
azjetfan Icon : (29 June 2015 - 08:59 PM) I feel fast.
azjetfan Icon : (01 July 2015 - 07:53 PM) Shot an 86 today. Personal best.
santana Icon : (01 July 2015 - 08:19 PM) well done
santana Icon : (01 July 2015 - 08:19 PM) im going to play friday
blk_orion Icon : (02 July 2015 - 08:57 AM) play what? golf?
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (02 July 2015 - 01:16 PM) Sheldon Richardson suspended 4 game for substance abuse.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (02 July 2015 - 01:16 PM) f***
ganggreen2003 Icon : (02 July 2015 - 06:15 PM) DAMNIT TO f***ing HELL!!!!
azjetfan Icon : (02 July 2015 - 07:46 PM) Yup. Golf. I'm ready to take on Tiger. Mid season form. For what ever reason I am hitting the driver great. 280 and fairly controlled. I'm playing again Saturday.
santana Icon : (02 July 2015 - 07:55 PM) tiger shot a 66 today didnt he easy course though
santana Icon : (02 July 2015 - 07:55 PM) things were going too well for the jets this off season
MikeGangGree... Icon : (02 July 2015 - 10:33 PM) Well I guess Williams will be starting in opening day now
MikeGangGree... Icon : (13 July 2015 - 09:34 PM) WOW homerun derby was awesome!!
santana Icon : (14 July 2015 - 03:56 PM) I missed it frown face
MikeGangGree... Icon : (23 July 2015 - 09:35 PM) WOOOOOOO
SecondHandJets Icon : (25 July 2015 - 10:24 PM) CONFORTO > TROUT, JUST ACCEPT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
santana Icon : (Today, 10:52 AM) blasphemy
azjetfan Icon : (Today, 01:37 PM) Brady suspension upheld
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Posted 05 January 2014 - 12:55 AM

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Explanation for the confused by Blawdfire from Reddit:

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Alright, I'll give it a shot:

NFC West

49ers - Not entirely sure. Could be that Kaepernick is marked with ink just like a turtle's shell is marked up.

Cardinals - Got incredibly close to reaching the playoffs.

Seahawks - Floating away on the playoff balloon (1st seed, favorite to win the Superb Owl.

Rams - Have a ton of draft picks from the stupidity of the Redskins.

NFC South

Panthers - Cam Newton's nickname is Superman.

Bucs - They had an issue with a serious infection in the locker room earlier this year.

Saints - New Orleans likes to party (Mardi Gras).

Falcons - Their season essentially got thrown in the dumpster and set on fire.

NFC North

Lions - Stafford is very happy-go-lucky and rather raw and untrained as a QB.

Vikings - Ponder is a joke and his play make him look stupid.

Packers - At the time this was made, Rodgers was injured.

Bears - At the time this was made, Cutler was injured. He's smoking because he has a "does not give a fuck" attitude.

NFC East

Eagles - Foles has been playing like a god and the offense he runs is fast and energetic (hence the batteries).

Giants - Eli's favorite receivers are the other team's DBs (he throws tons of interceptions).

Redskins - RGIII is being crushed by the giant expectations those who are around him have of him. Also, he's in a Subway commercial (5-dollar footlong).

Cowboys - As an organization, they are completely micromanaged by the owner, Jerry Jones (Jerry World). Thier performance was terrible this year, so Romo is covered in tomatoes.

AFC West

Raiders - They had a poor year and appeared to give up after the first half of the season.

Chiefs - Not really sure about this one, Smith is probably happy because Jamaal Charles carried the team through a winning season.

Broncos - Peyton Manning has a large forehead. The artist exaggerated this.

Chargers - Rivers has a ton of children.

AFC South

The Colts had a pretty calm but strong season. Everyone else in the division crashed and burned this year.

AFC East

The Patriots were the only team in the division who had a good year. Brady is roasting the other teams just like he does when he plays them.

AFC North

Ratbirds and Steelers - Flacco and Roethlisberger are fighting because the two teams share a very strong rivalry. Obviously Flacco can't take Roethlisberger down because he is overpaid, untalented, and definitely NOT "elite".

Bengals - Explanation is similar to the Chiefs', probably happy because they had a good season.

Browns - Went through a ton of quarterbacks, as usual. They are morphed together because they all played similarly and none of them really stood out.

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