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"We're not a bad football team; we just do stupid stuff," said Eric Decker
MikeGangGree... Icon : (28 October 2014 - 09:28 PM) Jose Canseco just pulled a Plaxico Burress.
azjetfan Icon : (28 October 2014 - 10:01 PM) Shot himself in the leg?
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (28 October 2014 - 10:05 PM) Shot his middle finger
MikeGangGree... Icon : (28 October 2014 - 10:09 PM) Suck for the Duck
santana Icon : (29 October 2014 - 10:57 AM) Milber didnt die for this
azjetfan Icon : (29 October 2014 - 12:30 PM) How pissed are we all going to be if Vick comes in and wins a bunch of games knocking us out of the top 5 picks?
azjetfan Icon : (29 October 2014 - 12:32 PM) We are sitting in either 2 or 3 depending on the tie breaker with Jax
azjetfan Icon : (29 October 2014 - 12:32 PM) If Oakland can pull out a couple wins we would be in good shape.
Jetsfan0099 Icon : (29 October 2014 - 01:35 PM) Vick=$$$
MikeGangGree... Icon : (29 October 2014 - 07:09 PM) THE BEETS
santana Icon : (29 October 2014 - 07:10 PM) Patty mayonnaise never gave up that poon
santana Icon : (29 October 2014 - 07:51 PM) Game 7
MikeGangGree... Icon : (29 October 2014 - 07:54 PM) Forget the Beets
MikeGangGree... Icon : (29 October 2014 - 07:54 PM) forget game 7
MikeGangGree... Icon : (29 October 2014 - 07:54 PM) THE KNICKS
santana Icon : (29 October 2014 - 08:07 PM) No one cares about the Knicks
santana Icon : (29 October 2014 - 08:07 PM) NO ONE LIKES MILLHOUSE
MikeGangGree... Icon : (29 October 2014 - 09:14 PM) No one cares about Santana
MikeGangGree... Icon : (29 October 2014 - 09:15 PM) after we traded you
santana Icon : (29 October 2014 - 09:36 PM) Well fine! I'll start another fanboard with black jack and hookers! Infact forget the fanboard!
MikeGangGree... Icon : (29 October 2014 - 10:27 PM) Was the best time of your playing days the Monday night game against Dallas in 05??
MikeGangGree... Icon : (29 October 2014 - 10:31 PM) https://www.youtube....h?v=3MQnxQdvIgY
MikeGangGree... Icon : (29 October 2014 - 10:32 PM) just go to 2:50
MikeGangGree... Icon : (29 October 2014 - 10:33 PM) and 4:15
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:48 AM) everyone i have a confession
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 06:48 AM) santana is a solid individual
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 07:41 AM) hacked?
Chaos Icon : (Yesterday, 07:41 AM) Brady vs Denver or Brees vs Carolina?
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 10:45 AM) Brady
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 10:45 AM) Saints blow on the road
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 10:57 AM) Santana at his best https://www.youtube....h?v=CgmfTyITaY0
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 12:53 PM) Correction that's Quincy carter at his best
NJAzrael71 Icon : (Yesterday, 01:22 PM) Brees vs Carolina or Kaepernick vs St Louis? St Louis gives up the most to QB's but Brees can light up Carolina's D.
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 01:25 PM) Milber is love Milber is life
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 01:57 PM) seems like vick still has that fast ball
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 01:57 PM) $$
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 04:33 PM) dipping my toe into this fanduel thing... just for basketball because it makes more sense to me than football
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 04:33 PM) anyone played on it before
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 05:04 PM) We could use Quincy Carter right now
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 05:27 PM) pro basketball or college
Jetsman05 Icon : (Yesterday, 05:28 PM) pro
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 05:32 PM) I did it for two years it was frustrating
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 05:33 PM) I've given up on nba and mlb fantasy too many lineup changes
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 07:45 PM) I'm on draft kings
MikeGangGree... Icon : (Yesterday, 09:39 PM) THE KNICKS
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Posted 05 January 2014 - 12:55 AM

http://www.reddit.co..._in_a_nutshell/

Explanation for the confused by Blawdfire from Reddit:

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Alright, I'll give it a shot:

NFC West

49ers - Not entirely sure. Could be that Kaepernick is marked with ink just like a turtle's shell is marked up.

Cardinals - Got incredibly close to reaching the playoffs.

Seahawks - Floating away on the playoff balloon (1st seed, favorite to win the Superb Owl.

Rams - Have a ton of draft picks from the stupidity of the Redskins.

NFC South

Panthers - Cam Newton's nickname is Superman.

Bucs - They had an issue with a serious infection in the locker room earlier this year.

Saints - New Orleans likes to party (Mardi Gras).

Falcons - Their season essentially got thrown in the dumpster and set on fire.

NFC North

Lions - Stafford is very happy-go-lucky and rather raw and untrained as a QB.

Vikings - Ponder is a joke and his play make him look stupid.

Packers - At the time this was made, Rodgers was injured.

Bears - At the time this was made, Cutler was injured. He's smoking because he has a "does not give a fuck" attitude.

NFC East

Eagles - Foles has been playing like a god and the offense he runs is fast and energetic (hence the batteries).

Giants - Eli's favorite receivers are the other team's DBs (he throws tons of interceptions).

Redskins - RGIII is being crushed by the giant expectations those who are around him have of him. Also, he's in a Subway commercial (5-dollar footlong).

Cowboys - As an organization, they are completely micromanaged by the owner, Jerry Jones (Jerry World). Thier performance was terrible this year, so Romo is covered in tomatoes.

AFC West

Raiders - They had a poor year and appeared to give up after the first half of the season.

Chiefs - Not really sure about this one, Smith is probably happy because Jamaal Charles carried the team through a winning season.

Broncos - Peyton Manning has a large forehead. The artist exaggerated this.

Chargers - Rivers has a ton of children.

AFC South

The Colts had a pretty calm but strong season. Everyone else in the division crashed and burned this year.

AFC East

The Patriots were the only team in the division who had a good year. Brady is roasting the other teams just like he does when he plays them.

AFC North

Ratbirds and Steelers - Flacco and Roethlisberger are fighting because the two teams share a very strong rivalry. Obviously Flacco can't take Roethlisberger down because he is overpaid, untalented, and definitely NOT "elite".

Bengals - Explanation is similar to the Chiefs', probably happy because they had a good season.

Browns - Went through a ton of quarterbacks, as usual. They are morphed together because they all played similarly and none of them really stood out.

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