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Jets vs Bills this weekend... Is this an easy game yet?
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:52 PM) enjoy it
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:53 PM) you would like my sanctuary here in nola
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:53 PM) they put the megamix on for me on the large screen
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:53 PM) then i get all the individual screens with the separate games
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:54 PM) ill be around on the ipad for the TOP BANTZ 05
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:54 PM) i'm the only fool there drinking on tuesday/wednesday afternoons
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:55 PM) I'd knuckle up next to ya buddy. Although I do prefer being alone for LFC haha
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 12:55 PM) that sounds like a solid spot
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 01:02 PM) yeah i feel that i thought more people would make it better but during the wc it filled up with filthy casuals
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 01:03 PM) dont touch me casual! and i ran out of there
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 01:55 PM) http://i.imgur.com/cMQ53OF.jpg
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 03:52 PM) It's so lovely to see you two getting along
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 03:52 PM) Warms my heart
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 04:03 PM) yeah but we both decided that we hate you
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 04:03 PM) KILL YO SELF
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 05:58 PM) 05 loves me
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 05:58 PM) I'm delightful
Jetsman05 Icon : (22 October 2014 - 05:59 PM) fact
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 07:18 PM) Yeah well titties
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 07:18 PM) HALA Madrid
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 07:18 PM) Big titties at that
santana Icon : (22 October 2014 - 07:20 PM) http://gfycat.com/Co...ulMessyHorsefly
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (23 October 2014 - 09:43 AM) Should I start Rivers tonight or Brady on Sunday?
Jetsfan115 Icon : (23 October 2014 - 10:48 AM) rivers
santana Icon : (23 October 2014 - 12:04 PM) brady
Jetsfan115 Icon : (23 October 2014 - 01:22 PM) raul
santana Icon : (23 October 2014 - 01:40 PM) jared
azjetfan Icon : (23 October 2014 - 02:32 PM) Take the better match up
Jetsman05 Icon : (23 October 2014 - 03:31 PM) is 115 in the fantasy league
Jetsfan115 Icon : (23 October 2014 - 04:25 PM) nope
MikeGangGree... Icon : (23 October 2014 - 09:58 PM) 10-6!!!!
santana Icon : (23 October 2014 - 10:49 PM) no doubt
santana Icon : (23 October 2014 - 10:49 PM) believe!!!
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (24 October 2014 - 05:12 AM) TEHN AND SIX
Jetsman05 Icon : (24 October 2014 - 05:18 AM) TEH JETS!
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:23 AM) SILVA!
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:25 AM) Wait I mean
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 08:25 AM) FIRE IDZICK
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:05 AM) What channel can I watch el clasico
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:06 AM) TEH CLASICO
HarlemHxC814 Icon : (Yesterday, 11:39 AM) HALA RAUL
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 01:05 PM) Messi to Suarez to Neymar and goal
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 01:06 PM) My nipples were so stiff
santana Icon : (Yesterday, 01:06 PM) Isco the Spanish Shepard so tenacious gotta order that kit!
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Posted 05 January 2014 - 12:55 AM

http://www.reddit.co..._in_a_nutshell/

Explanation for the confused by Blawdfire from Reddit:

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Alright, I'll give it a shot:

NFC West

49ers - Not entirely sure. Could be that Kaepernick is marked with ink just like a turtle's shell is marked up.

Cardinals - Got incredibly close to reaching the playoffs.

Seahawks - Floating away on the playoff balloon (1st seed, favorite to win the Superb Owl.

Rams - Have a ton of draft picks from the stupidity of the Redskins.

NFC South

Panthers - Cam Newton's nickname is Superman.

Bucs - They had an issue with a serious infection in the locker room earlier this year.

Saints - New Orleans likes to party (Mardi Gras).

Falcons - Their season essentially got thrown in the dumpster and set on fire.

NFC North

Lions - Stafford is very happy-go-lucky and rather raw and untrained as a QB.

Vikings - Ponder is a joke and his play make him look stupid.

Packers - At the time this was made, Rodgers was injured.

Bears - At the time this was made, Cutler was injured. He's smoking because he has a "does not give a fuck" attitude.

NFC East

Eagles - Foles has been playing like a god and the offense he runs is fast and energetic (hence the batteries).

Giants - Eli's favorite receivers are the other team's DBs (he throws tons of interceptions).

Redskins - RGIII is being crushed by the giant expectations those who are around him have of him. Also, he's in a Subway commercial (5-dollar footlong).

Cowboys - As an organization, they are completely micromanaged by the owner, Jerry Jones (Jerry World). Thier performance was terrible this year, so Romo is covered in tomatoes.

AFC West

Raiders - They had a poor year and appeared to give up after the first half of the season.

Chiefs - Not really sure about this one, Smith is probably happy because Jamaal Charles carried the team through a winning season.

Broncos - Peyton Manning has a large forehead. The artist exaggerated this.

Chargers - Rivers has a ton of children.

AFC South

The Colts had a pretty calm but strong season. Everyone else in the division crashed and burned this year.

AFC East

The Patriots were the only team in the division who had a good year. Brady is roasting the other teams just like he does when he plays them.

AFC North

Ratbirds and Steelers - Flacco and Roethlisberger are fighting because the two teams share a very strong rivalry. Obviously Flacco can't take Roethlisberger down because he is overpaid, untalented, and definitely NOT "elite".

Bengals - Explanation is similar to the Chiefs', probably happy because they had a good season.

Browns - Went through a ton of quarterbacks, as usual. They are morphed together because they all played similarly and none of them really stood out.

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